Greetings True Believers! So I picked up "Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T" and it is divine! Super-silly fun and I wanted to post some of the best art pages.
Enjoy bits like "Rather than take showers, Chuck Norris rides a nine-foot grizzly bear through a car wash." and "Mr. T once said, "There is no I in team, but there us a T! Fool!!" This was at a motivational speaking conference and was the entirety of his lecture."
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"Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall in tennis."
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"Chuck Norris drives an ice-cream truck covered in human skulls."
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"Mr. T was once the judge at an interpretive dance competition. He found them guilty."
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"Chuck Norrisrescued thirteen infants from Charity Hospital following the devastation of Hurricane Katrina. He did not have a boat. He has not returned the babies."
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"Bruce Lee never died. The true cause of his disappearance is that he asked Chuck Norris to teach him how to perform a roundhouse kick. Being good friends, Chuck Norris promised to teach him, but only after Bruce Lee embarked on an epic journey of the spirit that is still taking place entirely within Chuck Norris's beard."
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"Mr. T once swallowed Corey Feldman and pooped out Corey Haim."
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"Chuck Norris banged Christie Brinkley, and nine months later she gave birth to the Total Gym."
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"Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created pity."
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"Chuck Norris was cast as the protagonist in Terminator, but he later bowed out of the role, since he has already stopped a time war between machines and mankind. Twice."
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"If Mr. T and The Fonz were to ever high-five, it would bring upon another ice age."
"What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?
ONLY CHUCK NORRIS AND MR. T WILL EVER KNOW."
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Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T (CLASH OF THE TITANS!)
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T (CLASH OF THE TITANS!)
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Quite a tired old joke, but quite frankly, the art in those pics is awesome.

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Me, Grimlock! wrote:Quite a tired old joke, but quite frankly, the art in those pics is awesome.
Dito.
I especially like the art on the bus and the Godzilla one.

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That pic of Mr. T punching Chuck and Chuck kicking Mr. T....
Chuck is dead, he's throwing a hook kick mid torso and he's beyond the power-arc.
I suppose we'll have to blame it on the artist.
(Chuck was known for his spin side kick anyway.
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Chuck is dead, he's throwing a hook kick mid torso and he's beyond the power-arc.
I suppose we'll have to blame it on the artist.
(Chuck was known for his spin side kick anyway.

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so funny i like chuck norris he is the texas ranger

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