The Energon Pub

by **bigredrobot25** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:51 pm

THINK ABOUT IT

by **Uniprimus** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:33 pm

BLACKARACHNIA

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

by **buddhaquest** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:08 pm

I POOP MY PANTS!

BENDER

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:56 pm

Bender is craftier than Hell. Literally, he managed to escape from Hell.

The difference between Bender and Blackarachnia is that Blackarachnia has moral limits. Bender finds death funny, especially the death of people he doesn't know. He's also gone so far as graverobbing and stealing people's blood. (Which has been mentioned three times, though one was through the What-If Machine, the other two were the first Christmas episode, and Godfellas, which Fry mentioned Bender had once stolen his blood)

He also has the extend-o-arms, and has incredible strength. (He WAS built for bending girders) He's also got that big laser rifle from Bender's Big Score.

I gotta say Bender takes this one.

by **Tough Scorponok** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:31 pm

Gender Bender Wins!!!!!!!!

News Credits: 1 · by **doomboy536** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:16 am

Bendarrr!

by **Newtilator** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:42 pm

which BA? Animated is a wimp. Sari defeated her, honestly. Bender would own her! But would probably try to seduce her ad get bitch slapped. BW BA? Not so sure. She had telekinesis once, and is rather strong. I'll go with..
Bender the offender!

by **Necessary Evil** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:32 pm

Eradicator wrote:BLACKARACHNIA

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

Don't be silly. Bigredrobot25 probably forgot to turn the caps off, that's all. I doubt the yelling is intentional.

And Bender wins.

by **Uniprimus** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:48 pm

DUH.

I WAS KIDDING.

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:53 pm

Not only does Bender win, he puts up nudie picks of the knocked out BlackArachnia on the internet.

by **olokin** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:00 am

Bender wins, beds Blackarachnia and sells the sex video on the Internet.

News Credits: 104 · by **AutobotJazz** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:34 pm

olokin wrote:Bender wins, beds Blackarachnia and sells the sex video on the Internet.

I was thinking pretty much along the same lines.

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:34 pm

AutobotJazz wrote:
olokin wrote:Bender wins, beds Blackarachnia and sells the sex video on the Internet.

I was thinking pretty much along the same lines.

Then your both ripping off my idea

by **snavej** » Sun Sep 24, 2023 10:06 am

I'm pretty sure that Bender has an off switch. (See the Futurama/Simpsons crossover episode on TV.) Blackarachnia can just use that and then do what she wants with Bender. His body can do so many things, it defies known physics.