The Energon Pub

I came up with this total joke idea of casting Transformers in plays. At the moment I'm working backstage for (Mods please forgive me for this) "Best Little Whore House in Texas" and I've cast Optimus Prime and Elita-One as Ed Earl Dodd and Miss Mona and Megatron as Melvin P. Thorpe.

That whole seen with Ed Earl and Melvin in front of the court house I think could be played to the sceen in the original Transformers movie with Optimus and Megatron in the tunnel.

I could cast a bunch of other shows but I really need to get to bed.

OK just for the hell of it I'm casting the first show I ever did, "Nickolas Nichalby" (Gawd I can't even spell it without looking at the poster and don't feel like getting up to look at it.)

Title role has to be Optimus Prime

Alpha Trion as Ralph Nichalby

Ultra Magnus as "Spike" (I guess I could cast Spike as Spike but there's a reason Ultra Magnus has this part that has to do with Spike's relation to Nickolas.)

Megatron as (can't remember his name this was 6 years ago) the evil school teacher.

Elita-One as (can't remember her name either) Nickolas' love intrest.

There's alot of characters in this play but after that I remember nothing about the rest of them.