The Energon Pub

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Jan 08, 2026 2:59 am

Not a cartoon.

TO THE BOX WITH HIM!

*A nurgling comes up and whispers in PW's ear*

You lost the box? How? ... well get something!

*The nurglings put out a refrigerator box with a big frowny face painted on it*

... an attempt was made.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Thu Jan 08, 2026 8:50 pm

It is not a cartoon... :shock:

Pee-Wee,

How many times does 1 have to fvck around before 1 finds out?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Jan 08, 2026 11:11 pm

Rhombus Prime Number
That's a complicated question.
The number of potential times one can find out is proportionally more likely by the severity of the fvck around.

Like the last time PW tried to crank call random people with the 'your refrigerator running gag' little did I know I called Refrigerator World and found he had somehow let all of his stock run and he invited me down for a reward.

The reward was a beating.

by **megatran** » Thu Feb 12, 2026 10:00 pm

Hey PW,

Help! Help!

It's Friday 13th. And I've already broke mirror ceiling , stepped on a black puss while crossing paths, walked under a stocking ladder.

What step(s) can I take to avoid further bad luck & turn my luck around?

*sees out of corner of eye a man with a hockey mask*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Feb 12, 2026 10:32 pm

SuperMegaHyperForceTranGo!
Well, at this point your only hope is to run to the nearest sorority or frat house, run through it and our masked friend will be too busy butchering all the sex having college kids to bother with you.

Afterward, I'd suggest grinding up and snorting a lucky horse shoe, throwing a bag of salt over your shoulder, and hitting a bicyclist with your car.

the bicyclist won't improve your luck, I just want less cyclists on the road.

by **megatran** » Thu Feb 19, 2026 10:21 pm

Hey PW.

It's Lunar/Chinese New Year. I should be focusng on all things posiitive but this question I have has me thinking. Here it is.

You know when you see on tv a drug bust of an imported cargo load. Perhaps hidden in boxes of food stuff or maybe in heavy machinery. Never in Transformers toys. They always mention the street value like a really stupendously big, big amount.

Where does one get the street valuation from?!?! Do the News crews have their own supplier?

It's not like you go to a property valuer to get your house appraised. Or a jeweller for all things precious jewels.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Feb 19, 2026 11:50 pm

Dr. Tran
See, newscasters have a secret network of underground drug contacts that they use to help them gauge the shipments the cops bust.

This is to help keep the news crew accurate, and to let the other drug lords know that the cops took the bait and ended up with the cheap crap. The real shipment's hidden in all those rey skywalker action figures that no one's buying.

That's why they tanked the sequel movies. to move metric tons of blow.

by **megatran** » Sat Feb 21, 2026 12:09 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:Dr. Tran
See, newscasters have a secret network of underground drug contacts that they use to help them gauge the shipments the cops bust.

This is to help keep the news crew accurate, and to let the other drug lords know that the cops took the bait and ended up with the cheap crap. The real shipment's hidden in all those rey skywalker action figures that no one's buying.

That's why they tanked the sequel movies. to move metric tons of blow.

And perhaps in those Marvel's Vulture and LeBron figurines, too. Explains why all the heads are missing!

by **megatran** » Mon Apr 06, 2026 10:39 pm

Hey PW,

A couple questions with the Artemis II program.

NASA astronauts travel further from Earth than any humans before. Did NASA send the wrong crew for this mission? I mean, I can come up with a handful of deplorables to send farthest from Earth.

And secondly, in relation to the faulty toilet fan on board the spacecraft, Is it one small toilet flush for man; one giant flush for mankind?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Apr 07, 2026 9:42 am

Mega TRANing to defeat Goku
Considering one guy clogged the toilet on the way up, I would have believed they sent Homer Simpson on his second space mission. And considering the dude who broke the toilet was indian, I think a new hell has been created. Trapped in an air tight tin can breathing indian food fumes for weeks.

The astronauts are going to need a full nasal reconstruction when they get back.