The Energon Pub

by **Tweezy** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:08 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:scratch that, this frozen yogurt (literally) im eating is creepy

Creepy? I like to drink A1 sauce. Serious, I can guzzle the stuff down. But my dad holds the record for creepy foods: Mayo, pickles, M&Ms, and peanut butter sandwiches.

Sorry I'm not on as much, been trying to pin down the rules to Hackmaster. Not getting parts of it, it's nothing like 3rd ed DnD.

Also been reading a lot of Knights of the Dinner Table comics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmzWd0ei ... re=related

that's not 3/4's as disturbing as brussel sprouts.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:48 pm

*randomly walks into office building and eats a hoagie wall blocking the exit*

by **Tweezy** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:11 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:*randomly walks into office building and eats a hoagie wall blocking the exit*

I didn't know that hoagies could be walls

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:23 pm

Tweezy wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:*randomly walks into office building and eats a hoagie wall blocking the exit*

I didn't know that hoagies could be walls

Anything could be a wall if its big enough. To demonstrate my point, look behind me.

*Behind Locust, the wall is slightly inflated and squishy. *

Grandma Locust needed a place to rest so we had her lean up against the building. It patches up the hole great.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:25 pm

Well, that okay...wait, isn't the lunch special today beans and spicy chili?!

by **The Happy Locust** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:49 pm

Shadowman wrote:Well, that okay...wait, isn't the lunch special today beans and spicy chili?!

Of course not. That's the dinner special.

by **Jar Axel** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:52 pm

Shadowman wrote:Well, that okay...wait, isn't the lunch special today beans and spicy chili?!

Frack your right...... FIRE IN THE HOLE PEOPLE

*Runs into the library and shuts the two foot thick vault like door*

(damn Locust beat me to it)

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:34 am

Jar Axel wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Well, that okay...wait, isn't the lunch special today beans and spicy chili?!

Frack your right...... FIRE IN THE HOLE PEOPLE

*Runs into the library and shuts the two foot thick vault like door*

(damn Locust beat me to it)

No not that vault! ... hope he likes hand puppets.

and if you get that ref: good for you.

by **SoundMaster1** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:30 am

Hey, did anyone see my cafe? Last I saw of it was when it went off to kill Randy-esque civilians. Also, Sockticus is watching... *motions to giant purple ship overhead, then makes AA cannon connected to cloning machine of Randy* Eat Randy, Shockticus-thing! *starts firing Randys and watching them flail in midair and fall* Crap, not enough momentum... :evil:

by **SoundMaster1** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:37 am

Geez, tuff croud...

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:12 am

Has any one seen my fork? I can't find it.

by **Moonshatter** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:13 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Porkins! What have you done to Porkins!? not that I'm angry i'm curious.

I've done nothing to the original...I just named my zombie-bunny after him because the little rodent is...well, rather large o.0' That, and he usually is involved in explosions in one way or another #-o

As for your fork...*pulls it out of Randy's backside* Here ya go ^_^

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:31 am

Reminds me of my old Giant Mutant Zombie Frog, Hoagie

Sadly he ate a priest of the unholy eye and was banished from this plane by an angry god who I don't believe in.

by **Moonshatter** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:30 pm

Oh wow, poor frog :-(

...Oh well, at least he got a decent meal before he went...What is it with angry deities and banishing everybody who does something they don't like?! I swear, the place where they put banished creatures/objects must be getting pretty friggin' full by now #-o

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:12 am

Moonshatter wrote:Oh wow, poor frog ...Oh well, at least he got a decent meal before he went...What is it with angry deities and banishing everybody who does something they don't like?! I swear, the place where they put banished creatures/objects must be getting pretty friggin' full by now

Don't worry, Halo killed that god with a plastic spork. his head's on her mantle along with the head of Dan Quail.

by **Moonshatter** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:17 am

YES! Leave it to the ever-awesome Halo to be able to murder a god with a piece of plastic cutlery :lol:

...Oh, so it wasn't ol' Cheney that shot him, I KNEW it

It takes a special mix of crazy, evil, and just plain sadistic in order to frame a former VP like that *tips her hat to the evil crazy chickie*

...Not kissing her butt, just saying o.0

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:01 pm

Moonshatter wrote:YES! Leave it to the ever-awesome Halo to be able to murder a god with a piece of plastic cutlery ...Oh, so it wasn't ol' Cheney that shot him, I KNEW it It takes a special mix of crazy, evil, and just plain sadistic in order to frame a former VP like that *tips her hat to the evil crazy chickie*

...Not kissing her butt, just saying o.0

kiss ass

in other news, when was someone gonna tell me we got new emoticons :-x

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:11 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:
Moonshatter wrote:YES! Leave it to the ever-awesome Halo to be able to murder a god with a piece of plastic cutlery ...Oh, so it wasn't ol' Cheney that shot him, I KNEW it It takes a special mix of crazy, evil, and just plain sadistic in order to frame a former VP like that *tips her hat to the evil crazy chickie*

...Not kissing her butt, just saying o.0

kiss ass

in other news, when was someone gonna tell me we got new emoticons

We were going to tell you but weren't are teh board meeting. I was there hidden in the garbage but I was there nonetheless

by **SoundMaster1** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:20 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Undead Waffles wrote:
Moonshatter wrote:YES! Leave it to the ever-awesome Halo to be able to murder a god with a piece of plastic cutlery ...Oh, so it wasn't ol' Cheney that shot him, I KNEW it It takes a special mix of crazy, evil, and just plain sadistic in order to frame a former VP like that *tips her hat to the evil crazy chickie*

...Not kissing her butt, just saying o.0

kiss ass

in other news, when was someone gonna tell me we got new emoticons

We were going to tell you but weren't are teh board meeting. I was there hidden in the garbage but I was there nonetheless

Wait there was a bored meeting? Why does no on tell meh abowt thees things? o wel...

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:46 pm

everybody sing along

we're tiny, we're toonie, we're all a little loonie...

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:57 pm

sad thing is, i get that refrence, but i dont remember the loonie toons themesong.

on a side note, there is none

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:10 pm

Undead Waffles wrote:sad thing is, i get that refrence, but i dont remember the loonie toons themesong.

on a side note, there is none

First, yes there is. Second, it took me a second, but now I remember the Looney Toons theme song.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:46 pm

no i meant there is no side note

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:59 pm

that was the tiny toons theme

looney toons went "overature, dim the lights. this is it ith night of nights, we're thru rehearsing and hearsing the part. We know every part by heart..."