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by **Godzillabot Primal** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:58 am

Insurence commercials, I hates them

any commercial that has to do with vaccines, reason why. I almost died from getting one! :-x

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:32 pm

I Havn't seen one in ages but:
Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!
Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!
Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!

by **prowl123** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:48 pm

That is THE COOLEST video I've ever seen (in BP's sig). Now I need to get one of those.

by **Autobot-Hellstriker** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:59 pm

All of those unneccessary toy commercials on cartoon network and even worse than them: A bunch of reality acted song commercials where Cartoon Network employees sing stupid songs that last for 5 minutes.

by **dinogeist** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:42 pm

I dislike the Snickers candy bar commericials that roseanne barr & betty white.

by **Return of Steeljaw** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:28 am

I really hate those commercials on HGTV where the woman is doing laundry and the "Bewitched" theme song plays in the background. NO DOING LAUNDRY DOESN'T MAKE YOU A ****ING MAGICIAN.

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:23 pm

good thing this isn't on tv anymore.

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:17 pm

BeastProwl wrote:
good thing this isn't on tv anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt1ewzK1ezU

reminds me of something...Hmmm... :lol:

by **Evil_the_Nub** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:43 pm

I must have repressed any memory of it, but the other day it suddenly came back.

Starburst berries and cream. :BOOM:

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:57 am

Evil_the_Nub wrote:I must have repressed any memory of it, but the other day it suddenly came back.

Starburst berries and cream.

Oh come on, I loved that Olde English fruitcake.

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:03 pm

by **cotss2012** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:13 pm

I am so annoyed by the Fantanas that I have sworn to never, ever buy Fanta. If I was literally dying of dehydration in a desert, and you offered me a bottle of Fanta, I'd be like "pour that crap out and bring me a Sunkist!"

Evil_the_Nub wrote:I also hate the axe body spray commercials. It's like they think think I'm stupid enough to believe that spraying that crap on me will cause hot girls to swarm on me like bees.

But it will, dude! I've tried that stuff and it totally works!

Praxus Prime wrote:
Friggin' HATE this one...

Oh, come on, dude. I don't like Snoop either (or sugar-free soft drinks), but that was pretty awesome.

LadyBug wrote:Lately, it's been the commercials of either the BMW or the perfume commercial that uses the song Outlands by Daft Punk from the Tron: Legacy soundtrack.

Anything with that track is automatically awesome. They could make an ad for feminine hygiene products using that track, and it would be one of the best ads ever.

prowl123 wrote:Anything involving Degrassi.

Degrassi promos are nowhere near as annoying as the show itself...

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:48 pm

The old spice commercials with the black guy. Seriously, you need to sell stuff to men with half-naked women, not half-naked men.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:38 pm

Chaoslock wrote:The old spice commercials with the black guy. Seriously, you need to sell stuff to men with half-naked women, not half-naked men.

While I do agree I'd prefer half-naked women, Isaiah Mustafa is the manliest man ever to man, man.

EDIT: And if you pay attention, the campaign isn't targeted at men, he's clearly addressing the female viewers.

News Credits: 2 · by **Skyfire77** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:35 pm

State Farm commercials; the radio adds are worse than those on TV. Also, the "Mayhem" commercials for Allstate. Flo from Progressive is wearing thin too, come to think of it.

Also, Netflix radio commercials. :BANG_HEAD:

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:34 pm

Skyfire77 wrote:State Farm commercials; the radio adds are worse than those on TV. Also, the "Mayhem" commercials for Allstate. Flo from Progressive is wearing thin too, come to think of it.

Also, Netflix radio commercials.

I Like aaron esurence, flo is just....anyway, they also have that other guy
Girl: Who are you
Guy: Just a guy who loves savings, and pie...
While truer words were never spoken, the commercials themselves are quite an annoyance.
But really, here's my main input on annoying commercials. If you want to buy a product, wich commercial will you remember, the one that told you about the product in a way a normal person would, or the commercial that ANNOYED THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!?
Also, that Big Lots! Exclamation point is un-nerving me to no end.

by **cotss2012** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:49 am

Is this a bad place to post Rule 34 of the creepy Progressive insurance bitch and the pink-haired eSurance girl? And when I say that, I don't mean separately. I mean the two of them together, doing things to each other.

News Credits: 1452 · by **Blurrz** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:04 pm

cotss2012 wrote:Is this a bad place to post Rule 34 of the creepy Progressive insurance bitch and the pink-haired eSurance girl? And when I say that, I don't mean separately. I mean the two of them together, doing things to each other.

Funny, but not going to be tolerated.

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:48 pm

Any **** Walmart, Target, Cosco, Et cetera Black Friday/Christmas Commercials. wait the Boards self censor posts huh.

News Credits: 2 · by **Skyfire77** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:16 am

Ugh. Congrats, Hyundai! You've made me never want to buy an Elantra. Ever.

:SICK:

News Credits: 5 · by **5150 Cruiser** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:02 am

Anything with comcast/xfinity. Man do i hate those comercials. That and their system is terrible!!!! I had it for a couple months and couldn't stand it! Death to comcast!!