The Energon Pub

[duragrip]

What do you like about your set-top-box software? I like the Smart Search feature on my Directv box.

[Ironhidensh]

Big brother is watching you.......

[Rodimus Prime]

Doesn't the new Xbox 1 have a feature where it actually keeps track of you when you're in the same room?

[Ironhidensh]

It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.

[Rodimus Prime]

It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.

I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

[Blast Cannon]

It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.

I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

Midgets?

[Ironhidensh]

It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.

I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

Midgets?

Young Asians cosplaying as Rodimus and Galvatron?

[RhA]

It took six posts for this to escalate. Well done, everyone.

[Rodimus Prime]

It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.

I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

Midgets?

Young Asians cosplaying as Rodimus and Galvatron?

Mostly a combination of those, among other things. But my sex life is not really the issue here, is it?

[Ironhidensh]

It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.

I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

Midgets?

Young Asians cosplaying as Rodimus and Galvatron?

Mostly a combination of those, among other things. But my sex life is not really the issue here, is it?

Our sex lives are always the issue. What the hell else is the internet good for?

[Rodimus Prime]

It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.

I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

Midgets?

Young Asians cosplaying as Rodimus and Galvatron?

Mostly a combination of those, among other things. But my sex life is not really the issue here, is it?

Our sex lives are always the issue. What the hell else is the internet good for?

Ordering pizza. Which is how some pr0nz start, so we're right back where we started.

[Dead Metal]

It keeps track of how often you fap, and what you are fapping to.

I'm glad I never bought it then. It would short itself out due to shock and shame.

Midgets?

Young Asians cosplaying as Rodimus and Galvatron?

Mostly a combination of those, among other things. But my sex life is not really the issue here, is it?

Our sex lives are always the issue. What the hell else is the internet good for?

Ordering pizza. Which is how some pr0nz start, so we're right back where we started.

"Hey lady, was your order with sausage?"

[duragrip]

Do you prefer watching TV on a tablet or on a big screen TV? Should companies focus on the set-top-box software or apps on mobile devices?

[duragrip]

By improving box software I mean creating and adding cool features like tuning to a program that is already in progress and being given the option to start the program from the beginning.

[Dead Metal]

I prefer watching it on my smart watch, the smaller and crappier the screen, the better.

[Rodimus Prime]

I don't own a tablet, but even if I did, I would still prefer my big screen TV.

[duragrip]

3-D was a failure. Now the industry is investing in 4K. Do you think 1080p is good enough? Can the human eye really tell 4K is that much better?

[Rodimus Prime]

Why don't you give time for more than 1 or 2 people to answer your questions before you pile on more? You'll never get a discussion going if you keep derailing it with new stuff.

[duragrip]

Why don't you give time for more than 1 or 2 people to answer your questions before you pile on more? You'll never get a discussion going if you keep derailing it with new stuff.

My attention span is not so good. Technology is constantly changing, advancing, moving at the speed of light. I don't want to be left behind. I got to keep moving forward. I don't want to become obsolete.

[duragrip]

What do the new Google glasses do?

[Ironhidensh]

What do the new Google glasses do?

They put huge Boobs on everybody. Even you.

[duragrip]

Voice search is a really exciting new technology where you can search for content using an app on your mobile device, which works with your set-top-box if they are connected to the same network.

[RhA]

I can't wait to get absolutely hammered and start yelling at a voice-activated device.

[duragrip]

It's okay if you get wasted because the app and set-top-box will know your tastes based on your viewing habits. You don't have to think. With this Genie technology, your wish is its command.

[duragrip]

Is it true that if there hadn't been a Superman there would be no Batman?