The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Ratbat** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:25 am

I'm 39 years old.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:49 am

Happy birthday!

by **God Thundercracker** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:05 am

Happy birthday!

by **omega wing** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:14 am

Happy birthday

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:21 pm

39...well, happy b-day nonetheless.

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:56 pm

Thirty-nine was depressing. All I could think about is that the next one would be FORTY.

HK, I'm older than *everyone*. (sob sob, run from room)

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:14 pm

should i make an appointment for Seibertronian Nursing home for the old and In the Way?

(I doubt any of you remember that)

anyway, happy birthday, you old old man

WP, Opposite of HK, I am the *Youngest* member here

by **Coughler** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:57 pm

Ratbat wrote:I'm 39 years old.

How many times have you turned "39".

HAPPY BDAY!!!!

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:41 pm

Coughler wrote:
Ratbat wrote:I'm 39 years old.

How many times have you turned "39".

HAPPY BDAY!!!!

As one gets older, one acquires a very complicated logarithm to calculate one's age. For example, birthdays in which no one sent you a card or even called, totally don't count. Birthdays you're deployed, totally don't count. Birthdays celebrated with people you now wish you never met, only count half. Birthdays you can't remember because your friends got you that drunk also only count half.

Then, of course, you factor it, multiply by i, add your BMI, calculate the angle of Saturn in your astrological chart, and there you go. I work out to be 112. Or -4. I forget.

HK, yay imaginary numbers!

by **Gone** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:07 am

today is my b-day

edit:5th not 6th

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:44 am

disruptor96 wrote:today is my b-day

edit:5th not 6th

Wait, what? It's your fifth birthday?

Happy birthday, Disruptor!

HK, I see HALO in someone's future.

by **Nightscreech** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:38 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

i got you stripper in a cake but forgot to put her in after i baked it

umm so yeah the cake might be a bit meaty

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:24 am

so, do i get an unbaked stripper for my 15th birthday (sept 20th)

by **Nightscreech** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:33 am

Only if you eat all your vegetables and find the antidote

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:41 am

i beleive its the first 2

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:37 pm

Wheelimus Prime wrote:so, do i get an unbaked stripper for my 15th birthday (sept 20th)

No strippers for you, young man. Raw, medium rare, or well done.

We will, however, spring for Chuck E Cheez to do a sexy dance for you. With string cheese.

Ratbat, however, gets whatever he wants.

Disruptor, being only five, maybe six, gets a coloring book and a cupcake.

HK, birthday czar.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:11 pm

eh, well i will get a couple of my homies from the philly burbs to trash chuck E. cheese.

WP, hasn't been to chuck E. cheese since 4. Play Plaza, how ever, is the sh*t