The Energon Pub

[Starscream is lord]

In Rescue Bots Academy, Ratchet is an uncle, but in my head he’s in uncle in metaphorical sense.

[snavej]

Looking at your title, I was reminded of Lockdown in TF4: Age of Extinction. He had a stonking great head cannon! He also kills Ratchet.

For 'Uncle' in this case, read 'mentor' not 'parent's brother'. TFs don't have sexy times. The censors don't allow it. Extreme violence is fine, though.

[Rodimus Prime]

In my combiner collection I never acquired the Technobots limbs to go with Scattershot and I think the PoTP Grimlock torso mode is atrocious and Volcanicus is a massive failure because of it so I use the Dinobots with Scattershot in combined mode and in my head canon this is because Computron couldn't stand up to Abominus' brute strength resulting in the 4 Technobots deaths, so Scattershot enlisted the help of the Dinobots for some much-needed reinforcement.

My only problem is I don't know what to call the resulting combiner. Can't really be Computron, because the limbs are Dinobots, and can't be Volcanicus because there's no Grimlock.

[TulioDude]

In my combiner collection I never acquired the Technobots limbs to go with Scattershot and I think the PoTP Grimlock torso mode is atrocious and Volcanicus is a massive failure because of it so I use the Dinobots with Scattershot in combined mode and in my head canon this is because Computron couldn't stand up to Abominus' brute strength resulting in the 4 Technobots deaths, so Scattershot enlisted the help of the Dinobots for some much-needed reinforcement.

My only problem is I don't know what to call the resulting combiner. Can't really be Computron, because the limbs are Dinobots, and can't be Volcanicus because there's no Grimlock.

VOLCATRON!

[Jelze Bunnycat]

In my combiner collection I never acquired the Technobots limbs to go with Scattershot and I think the PoTP Grimlock torso mode is atrocious and Volcanicus is a massive failure because of it so I use the Dinobots with Scattershot in combined mode and in my head canon this is because Computron couldn't stand up to Abominus' brute strength resulting in the 4 Technobots deaths, so Scattershot enlisted the help of the Dinobots for some much-needed reinforcement.

My only problem is I don't know what to call the resulting combiner. Can't really be Computron, because the limbs are Dinobots, and can't be Volcanicus because there's no Grimlock.

VOLCATRON!

That's the reverse: Grimlock with Technobot limbs... but you already knew that, didn't you you cheeky fellow

Anyway... Compunicus!

[Rodimus Prime]

In my combiner collection I never acquired the Technobots limbs to go with Scattershot and I think the PoTP Grimlock torso mode is atrocious and Volcanicus is a massive failure because of it so I use the Dinobots with Scattershot in combined mode and in my head canon this is because Computron couldn't stand up to Abominus' brute strength resulting in the 4 Technobots deaths, so Scattershot enlisted the help of the Dinobots for some much-needed reinforcement.

My only problem is I don't know what to call the resulting combiner. Can't really be Computron, because the limbs are Dinobots, and can't be Volcanicus because there's no Grimlock.

VOLCATRON!

That's the reverse: Grimlock with Technobot limbs... but you already knew that, didn't you you cheeky fellow

Anyway... Compunicus!

The middle 2 syllables of that is 'puny.' Not really the effect a gestalt should be going for.

[Starscream is lord]

Looking at your title, I was reminded of Lockdown in TF4: Age of Extinction. He had a stonking great head cannon! He also kills Ratchet.

For 'Uncle' in this case, read 'mentor' not 'parent's brother'. TFs don't have sexy times. The censors don't allow it. Extreme violence is fine, though.

Well I guess my headcanon isn’t a headcanon anymore.