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If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

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If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by JetOptimus23 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:05 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"

Weapon: Dirge Gun

It's a new game! Heres how it works; i'll give you a transformer name & incarnation, then you have to create a small business name related to his personality or altmode or both. I'll start with something simple.

G1 Optimus Prime.

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by JetOptimus23 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:49 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"

Weapon: Dirge Gun

Okay, more detail;

JetOptimus23 wrote:G1 Optimus Prime.

Optimus Prime's Truck Stop & Country Music Center.

TFA Prowl.

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by soundwave1994 » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:08 am

Motto: "time flies when your crushing autobot sparks"

Weapon: Sonic Boomer Laser

JetOptimus23 wrote:Okay, more detail;
JetOptimus23 wrote:G1 Optimus Prime.

Optimus Prime's Truck Stop & Country Music Center.

TFA Prowl.

prowl pets

laserbeak

end of the rebirth part 3
daniel: its good to be together again. arcee i just wanna say, arcee i, i...
arcee: you dont have to daniel, i feel the same way too
O.o thats just wrong

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Rodimus Prime » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:54 am

Motto: "Individual freedom above all else."

Laserbeak from which continuity?

Armada Laserbeak:

Laserbeak High Tech Surveillance

G1 Laserbeak:

Interrogator For Hire
"No Job Too Small, No Methods Barred"

Energon Rodimus

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by JetOptimus23 » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:35 am

Motto: "I hecked up"

Weapon: Dirge Gun

Rodimus' Body Shop.

Armada Hot Shot.

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Tristar » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:43 am

hot shot's wild west shoot out show

G1 Skywarp

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Spectral Dragon wrote:I hereby declare HMW shall now be known as Heavy Metal Crack (that's HMC for short)!

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Bloodlust » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:54 am

Motto: "Motrin and water cures everything"

Weapon: Energo-Sword

Skywarp's Magic Surplus

G1 Soundwave

EPIC WIN sig by slip!!

Psychout wrote:Less of the drama please, this is the internet, it's serious business.

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by adamassc » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:05 pm

Motto: "In one little corner of the universe, there's nothing more irritating than a misfire"

Weapon: Sniper Rifle

Soundwave's Audio instillation service

RID Ultra Magnus

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Tristar » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:36 pm

Magnus's Private military firm

Optimal Optimus(megatron in the drivers seat)

Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!

Spectral Dragon wrote:I hereby declare HMW shall now be known as Heavy Metal Crack (that's HMC for short)!

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by JetOptimus23 » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:50 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"

Weapon: Dirge Gun

Optimal Performence gym.

G1 Hound.

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Pretender Skywarp » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:29 pm

Hounds Home Cinemas.

G1Jazz

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by adamassc » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:45 pm

Motto: "In one little corner of the universe, there's nothing more irritating than a misfire"

Weapon: Sniper Rifle

Jazzercise classes

Shattered Glass Ravage

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Pretender Skywarp » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:46 pm

Ravages domain registering Inc.

Armada cyclonus.

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Bloodlust » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:33 am

Motto: "Motrin and water cures everything"

Weapon: Energo-Sword

Cyclonus's Psychiatry Inc.

Cybertron Primus

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Psychout wrote:Less of the drama please, this is the internet, it's serious business.

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Pretender Skywarp » Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:30 am

Bloodlust wrote:Cyclonus's Psychiatry Inc.

Cybertron Primus

Primus motivational speakers Ltd.

G1 Scorponok.

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Rodimus Prime » Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:47 am

Motto: "Individual freedom above all else."

Comics:

Scorponok's 5 Star Hand-to-Hand Combat Training

Cartoon:

Zarak Demolition & Debris Removal

2007 Movie Megatron

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Pyrostrata » Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:41 pm

Motto: "Autobots just BORE me!"

Weapon: Flamethrower Cannons

Megatron's Cryogenic Facility and Butcher Shop.

Armada Starscream.

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Pretender Skywarp » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:50 pm

Starscreams nursery and daycare.

G1 Perceptor

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by JetOptimus23 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:04 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"

Weapon: Dirge Gun

Perceptor's test lab.

Movie Optimus.

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Catalyst Prime » Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:12 pm

Motto: ""If at first you don't succeed, Destroy all evidence that you tried""

Weapon: Double-Barreled, Armor-Piercing Particle Beam Cann...

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by JetOptimus23 » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:42 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"

Weapon: Dirge Gun

X-Brawn's SUV Emporium.

G1 Ramjet.

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by SJ21 » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:51 am

Motto: "You don't know because you can't see me. Then you are dead."

Weapon: Sniper Rifle

Ramjet's Scrapyard and Demolition Derby

G1 Huffer

Check out my collection!

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by ceratoformers3 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:02 pm

Huffer's Hauling Service

Gears

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by Tristar » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:30 pm

Gears therapy center

Dai Atlas

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Re: If Transformers Characters owned small businesses

by ceratoformers3 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:30 pm

Dai Atlas Drilling

Greasepit

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