What is the dumbest transformer you have ever seen or owned
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What is the dumbest transformer you have ever seen or owned
I have to say it is a toss up between energon optimus prime who is for all intents and purposes a power ranger reject. The other one is Sideswipe from transformers armada also know in cybertron as Runamuck.

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shortround wrote:I have to say it is a toss up between energon optimus prime who is for all intents and purposes a power ranger reject. The other one is Sideswipe from transformers armada also know in cybertron as Runamuck.
Easy. It used to be Action Master Inferno that I bought new as a kid, did not realize what I was doing wrong that he would not transform...almost made me cry, that did.
Now, it would be a tie: Both protoform SS and Prime from the film.
What pieces of s*** these are. Even a blind, horny, eppileptic mule with a fetish for rocklords would hate these.
I have never felt so ripped off, buying a TF, ever.
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YouFearGalvatron wrote:What pieces of s*** these are. Even a blind, horny, eppileptic mule with a fetish for rocklords would hate these.
That's because they're not Rocklords, they're Turdlords.
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Re: What is the dumbest transformer you have ever seen or owned
YouFearGalvatron wrote:shortround wrote:I have to say it is a toss up between energon optimus prime who is for all intents and purposes a power ranger reject. The other one is Sideswipe from transformers armada also know in cybertron as Runamuck.
Easy. It used to be Action Master Inferno that I bought new as a kid, did not realize what I was doing wrong that he would not transform...almost made me cry, that did.
Now, it would be a tie: Both protoform SS and Prime from the film.
What pieces of s*** these are. Even a blind, horny, eppileptic mule with a fetish for rocklords would hate these.
I have never felt so ripped off, buying a TF, ever.
AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
What's so bad about them?
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Take a look for yourself at these giant overpriced piece of crap: http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery. ... =0&start=0 and http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery. ... =0&start=0 or if this doesn't answer your question then goto your nearest target tru or walmart take a look at them.
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I actually like the Protoforms, and E Prime and A Sidesipe. That's just me though.
As far as bad one, probably the European G2 Powermasters, those sucked.
As far as bad one, probably the European G2 Powermasters, those sucked.

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shortround wrote:Take a look for yourself at these giant overpriced piece of crap: http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery. ... =0&start=0 and http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery. ... =0&start=0 or if this doesn't answer your question then goto your nearest target tru or walmart take a look at them.
I don't see how anybody could be disappointed by them. It's pretty clear from the packaging (and everything on this site) what they are and what the purchaser is getting. I don't really see why YFG said he was "ripped off".
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Leonardo wrote:shortround wrote:Take a look for yourself at these giant overpriced piece of crap: http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery. ... =0&start=0 and http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery. ... =0&start=0 or if this doesn't answer your question then goto your nearest target tru or walmart take a look at them.
I don't see how anybody could be disappointed by them. It's pretty clear from the packaging (and everything on this site) what they are and what the purchaser is getting. I don't really see why YFG said he was "ripped off".
Mmm, they look like Deluxe sized pieces of poop to me. However, I shall reserve judgement for everything movie related till I watch the movie. I am not buying any movie toys till after that date. That way, w/e I get will be because they represent the character to me, and not because it was sitting on a shelf in a store.
Now then, if the protoforms look like Deluxe pieces of poop in the movie, I will buy them and love them.

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Armada Sidewspe mold. The only reason i got it was becuase i wanted a Universe Crystal Widow and it is a two pack. It´s hidden in my shelf behind Wing Saber

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To each there own some people love the protoforms and energon optimus prime and armada sideways. I just look at the protoforms and can't help but think oh my it a giant clear plastic turd and in the case of starscream a brown chocolete turd.

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Of the figures I own, it is Cybertron Runamuck. Armada Smokescreen is a close second though.
The Protoforms arent great figures either, but at least they have decently posable robot modes. I also believe that the Protoforms will be pushed into 2nd on many peoples lists by the Movie Scorponok figure that "Transforms" by tilting itself up backwards.
The Protoforms arent great figures either, but at least they have decently posable robot modes. I also believe that the Protoforms will be pushed into 2nd on many peoples lists by the Movie Scorponok figure that "Transforms" by tilting itself up backwards.
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Classics minicon Snarl- his left arm is a tiger's butt. And in order to try and remedy the problem they let you twist his leg round a bit so it looks like crippled tiger's butt. Plus, the instructions tell you to raise the tail up in the air so it's a crippled tiger's butt that's about to take a dump.
He's an embarrassment, he really is.
Overbite and Dreadwing are cool though
He's an embarrassment, he really is.
Overbite and Dreadwing are cool though

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Leonardo wrote:shortround wrote:Take a look for yourself at these giant overpriced piece of crap: http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery. ... =0&start=0 and http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery. ... =0&start=0 or if this doesn't answer your question then goto your nearest target tru or walmart take a look at them.
I don't see how anybody could be disappointed by them. It's pretty clear from the packaging (and everything on this site) what they are and what the purchaser is getting. I don't really see why YFG said he was "ripped off".
Agreed Leo. It's not as if the Protoforms are being advertised as anything other than what they are. I understand people not liking them but being disappointed by them I think is a little strong. Disappointment is hoping for an Attaktix Megatron and not getting one in your blind pack, or Attaktix in general.
I also agree that Deluxe Scorpanoks' 'robot' mode will take the movie toy let down cake. If you thought the Pretenders had **** transformations, wait until you get a load of this one.....
For my picks, I'll say BM Nightscream, Cyb Backstop, any and all Minicons, any version of the G1 Blast off mold that has camoflague paint (who needs a camoed space shuttle?????), and the Energon Autobot deluxe combinations.
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Armade Leader OP, the deluxe version kiks his ass thrue the howl Galaxy.

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Dead Metal wrote:Armade Leader OP, the deluxe version kiks his ass thrue the howl Galaxy.
Really? It's a good job I only have the Deluxe one, then. Why's the Leader so bad?
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I only owned the supercon with Over-Run, so I can't understand why the bigger version with trailer could be so bad
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Exulted Unicron wrote:I only owned the supercon with Over-Run, so I can't understand why the bigger version with trailer could be so bad
I prefer the bigger one. It's the deluxe size ones with the punching action that I really don't like.
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Leonardo wrote:Dead Metal wrote:Armade Leader OP, the deluxe version kiks his ass thrue the howl Galaxy.
Really? It's a good job I only have the Deluxe one, then. Why's the Leader so bad?
Leader lack of detail, lack of articulation. The grill comes off easaly. The plastik isn't ass good as the deluxe. The "tower" in his trailer falls apart if you look at it. The minicrap*****con falls apart. Need more?

Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?
Blurrz wrote:10/10
Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
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Dagon wrote:Exulted Unicron wrote:I only owned the supercon with Over-Run, so I can't understand why the bigger version with trailer could be so bad
I prefer the bigger one. It's the deluxe size ones with the punching action that I really don't like.
My Deluxe one doesn't really have a punching action. It's more of a shimmy. More of a gesture.
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Dead Metal wrote:Leonardo wrote:Dead Metal wrote:Armade Leader OP, the deluxe version kiks his ass thrue the howl Galaxy.
Really? It's a good job I only have the Deluxe one, then. Why's the Leader so bad?
Leader lack of detail, lack of articulation. The grill comes off easaly. The plastik isn't ass good as the deluxe. The "tower" in his trailer falls apart if you look at it. The minicrap*****con falls apart. Need more?
Nope, that's all I needed!
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shortround wrote:Take a look for yourself at these giant overpriced piece of crap: http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery. ... =0&start=0 and http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery. ... =0&start=0 or if this doesn't answer your question then goto your nearest target tru or walmart take a look at them.
Thank you! They will forever be known in my vernacular as the shelfwarmers of the movie line.
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Dagon wrote:Leonardo wrote:shortround wrote:Take a look for yourself at these giant overpriced piece of crap: http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery. ... =0&start=0 and http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery. ... =0&start=0 or if this doesn't answer your question then goto your nearest target tru or walmart take a look at them.
I don't see how anybody could be disappointed by them. It's pretty clear from the packaging (and everything on this site) what they are and what the purchaser is getting. I don't really see why YFG said he was "ripped off".
Agreed Leo. It's not as if the Protoforms are being advertised as anything other than what they are. I understand people not liking them but being disappointed by them I think is a little strong. Disappointment is hoping for an Attaktix Megatron and not getting one in your blind pack, or Attaktix in general.
I also agree that Deluxe Scorpanoks' 'robot' mode will take the movie toy let down cake. If you thought the Pretenders had **** transformations, wait until you get a load of this one.....
For my picks, I'll say BM Nightscream, Cyb Backstop, any and all Minicons, any version of the G1 Blast off mold that has camoflague paint (who needs a camoed space shuttle?????), and the Energon Autobot deluxe combinations.
But Scorponok's alt mode is sweet.
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