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by **honeykid** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:17 pm

Now thats a hard one

On one hand you have jesus son of god yeah we all know about him

but then theres chuck norris
who might was well be god

by **Knight Hawk** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:41 pm

Chuck Norris

Proof
-The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

-In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

-In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

-It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

-If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.

Facts About Chuck Norris

by **Predaprince** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:23 pm

Wouldn't Jesus tell Chuck Norris to kill him as a sacrifice and Chuck Norris is about to, but then... Batman jumps in and stops this madness.

by **honeykid** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:16 am

Knight Hawk wrote:Chuck Norris

Proof
-The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

-In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

-In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

-It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

-If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.

Facts About Chuck Norris

after that you became my hero

by **Thanatos Prime** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:54 pm

Knight Hawk wrote:Chuck Norris

Proof
-The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

-In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

-In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

-It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

-If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.

Facts About Chuck Norris

Well put...

by **Knight Hawk** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:07 pm

honeykid wrote:
Knight Hawk wrote:Chuck Norris

Proof
-The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

-In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

-In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

-It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

-If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.

Facts About Chuck Norris

after that you became my hero

Unfortunately I am only repeating these great works of others, but I can't help that they make everyone giggle

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:06 am

As seen in Thanatos prime's Sig!

Shadowman wrote:Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

Bruce Lee didn't die from a brain problem. He died because God realized Bruce had become too powerful.

Mr. Lee got his post-mortem revenge by killing God.

by **Thanatos Prime** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:50 pm

Shadowman wrote:As seen in Thanatos prime's Sig!

Shadowman wrote:Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

Bruce Lee didn't die from a brain problem. He died because God realized Bruce had become too powerful.

Mr. Lee got his post-mortem revenge by killing God.

AND THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN!!!

Bruce Lee is definetly not Jesus, therefore Norris must win... :-P

News Credits: 1 · by **DeceptiGojira** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:20 pm

Jesus.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:02 pm

Thanatos Prime wrote:
Shadowman wrote:As seen in Thanatos prime's Sig!

Shadowman wrote:Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

Bruce Lee didn't die from a brain problem. He died because God realized Bruce had become too powerful.

Mr. Lee got his post-mortem revenge by killing God.

AND THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN!!!

Bruce Lee is definetly not Jesus, therefore Norris must win...

Man love posts like this, they just make me want to live in the Internet!

by **Knight Hawk** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:06 pm

Dead Metal wrote:Man love posts like this, they just make me want to live in the Internet!

I am Sooooooo using that as a sig quote!

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:18 pm

Knight Hawk wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Man love posts like this, they just make me want to live in the Internet!

I am Sooooooo using that as a sig quote!

I am honored!

by **SilentBlaster** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:38 pm

Oh I know the answer, um lets see, Chuck norris is so great he IS Jesus. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. 8-|

That wasn't even funny.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:31 pm

Deathstorm wrote:Oh I know the answer, um lets see, Chuck norris is so great he IS Jesus. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
That wasn't even funny.

Chuck Norris stopped being funny a while ago.

He's like Pokemon; he was cool for a while, then he kind of fizzled out.

by **Knight Hawk** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:53 pm

WHAT! Chuck Norris is the God of cool. The only man alive that can slam a revolving door, roundhouse kick you back in time, and be his own father.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

That says it all

by **OptimusN1701** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:59 pm

Norris is so overrated

Mr. T, now thats a hero to rally under

by **Knight Hawk** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:49 pm

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Nuff Said

by **OptimusN1701** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:09 pm

Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight

by **Saber_Wulf** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:03 am

OptimusN1701 wrote:Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight

yeah says the trekie hmm . o 0 (i so hope they dont make transforming star trek figures next the star wars were bad enough) hey when hot rod opened the matrix it was chuck norris that came out and opend up with a round house kick in side of unicron.

by **OptimusN1701** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:12 am

Saber_Wulf wrote:
OptimusN1701 wrote:Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight

yeah says the trekie hmm . o 0

And what exactly is that supposed to mean?

by **Deadpool.** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:29 am

Saber_Wulf wrote:
OptimusN1701 wrote:Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight

yeah says the trekie hmm . o 0 (i so hope they dont make transforming star trek figures next the star wars were bad enough) hey when hot rod opened the matrix it was chuck norris that came out and opend up with a round house kick in side of unicron.

And after that, Norris got killed due to multiple stab wounds from shards of Unicron's debris.

by **OptimusN1701** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:46 am

Deadpool. wrote:
Saber_Wulf wrote:
OptimusN1701 wrote:Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight

yeah says the trekie hmm . o 0 (i so hope they dont make transforming star trek figures next the star wars were bad enough) hey when hot rod opened the matrix it was chuck norris that came out and opend up with a round house kick in side of unicron.
And after that, Norris got killed due to multiple stab wounds from shards of Unicron's debris.

by **Knight Hawk** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:43 pm

dff Chuck Norris can't be killed by anyone but Chuck Norris.... and that would end the universe as well

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:03 pm

OptimusN1701 wrote:
Saber_Wulf wrote:
OptimusN1701 wrote:Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight

yeah says the trekie hmm . o 0

And what exactly is that supposed to mean?

The connotation for "Trekkie" is usually an overweight male in their mother's basement, with no life to speak of, and usually speaks Klingon.

Don't get me wrong, this is, for the most part, untrue. My dad, for example, is married (To my mom) has four kids (One of which is me) has a pretty sweet job, and can afford to feed us. He's also a Trekkie, and the only one I can hold a conversation with involving sci-fi.

And, to finish this, Chuck Norris jokes got old quite a while ago.

by **OptimusN1701** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:58 pm

Shadowman wrote:
OptimusN1701 wrote:
Saber_Wulf wrote:
OptimusN1701 wrote:Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight

yeah says the trekie hmm . o 0

And what exactly is that supposed to mean?

The connotation for "Trekkie" is usually an overweight male in their mother's basement, with no life to speak of, and usually speaks Klingon.

Don't get me wrong, this is, for the most part, untrue. My dad, for example, is married (To my mom) has four kids (One of which is me) has a pretty sweet job, and can afford to feed us. He's also a Trekkie, and the only one I can hold a conversation with involving sci-fi.

And, to finish this, Chuck Norris jokes got old quite a while ago.

Well, I'm an engaged college student who works in a bank full-time, and I dont speak Klingon(not that theres anything wrong with that)

I could stand to lose a couple of pounds though, but other than that I guess that I dont fit the "typical" trekkie