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The one bullet challenge

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The one bullet challenge

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:26 am

You're given a revolver that's loaded with a single bullet. You are trapped in a room with Chris Crocker, Simon Cowell, Michael Bay, Wolfie Blackheart, Superstar Pat Lee, and Boxxy. You're only allowed to shoot one person and you aren't allowed to choose yourself. One hour after you've shot one of them to death you're allowed to leave the room. No charges will be brought against you. However you will have to listen to the others for the entire hour and for as long as it takes for you to shoot one of them. So who is it? I'd put one between Simon's eyes. Everyone else is likely to go away, but he's going to be around forever until America gets tired of his poopy pop music tv vote show. Which will be never. :BANG_HEAD:
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Re: The one bullet challenge

Postby Rodimus Prime » Sun Aug 08, 2010 2:13 pm

Motto: "Individual freedom above all else."
On that list, I only know Bay and Cowell, neither of whom I'd shoot. What the hell is Boxxy? I'd probably shoot that one because I hate people with single names, given Boxxy is a person. I watched some episodes of Idol just because of Cowell. I thought it was hilarious how he ripped those people a new asshole. (Mostly deserved.) The auditions were even funnier.
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Re: The one bullet challenge

Postby Name_Violation » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:49 pm

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Re: The one bullet challenge

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:34 am

Wolfie's not just an emo. She's an Emo Werewolf. :lol:
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Re: The one bullet challenge

Postby Dead Metal » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:24 pm

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I'll shoot that Simon guy.
I like Bay and wouldn't mind talking to him,
Boxxy is a chick (if that's the same boxxy I've heard of) I have loads of training in ignoring words from annoying yet halfway hot girls,
Wolfy's emo and they want to die so I'd be doing her a favor and I don't want that,
Chris Crocker is hilarious and might be even more hilarious if I beat him a bit,
blackheart I have no idea who that is
Pat Lee I want to kidnapp and release him at a TF convention in a cage match against all the artists and writers he screwed over during DW = epic awesome!
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Re: The one bullet challenge

Postby ebilly99 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:27 pm

I would Shoot simon, but only after he made mike bay comit suicide:)
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Re: The one bullet challenge

Postby Shadowman » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:39 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Loki God Of Mischief wrote:I'd put one between Simon's eyes. Everyone else is likely to go away, but he's going to be around forever until America gets tired of his poopy pop music tv vote show. Which will be never. :BANG_HEAD:


He's not on the show anymore.

I'd let Simon live. His entire job on the show was to make stupid people cry, and I can respect that. I'd spare Chris Crocker, only because it's more than likely Simon could make that guy(?) cry him(?)self to death. I'd shoot Pat Lee, but I'd make sure to explain to him why he's such a jerk before I do. Then I'd talk Michael Bay into blowing up the other two because I don't know them. And then me and Bay and Simon would make an awesome action flick where bad singers cry and then explode.
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Re: The one bullet challenge

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:56 pm

I like how people are too lazy to google the people they don't know. :lol:
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Re: The one bullet challenge

Postby snavej » Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:01 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
It's better to just put your fingers in your ears and not shoot anyone.
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