The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

Supreme warmaster of the Black legion, wielder of the talon of Horus and one of the most powerful demon swords against the chosen one of the force.

[Midnight_Fox]

Luke Skywalker.

Abbadon doesn't have any arms. :trollface:

Joking aside, still Luke. Abby's failed at 13 Crusades(yes, I know about the retcon of the previous 12 being "build up" to the 13th and how they now say each goal/test was accomplished), he'd lose, get plot armored away, then give some excuse on how he succeeded.

[Drop Bear]

Surely Abaddon the Despoiler can beat Skywalker.

Right...?

[Evil Eye]

Abaddon is a superhuman patron of gods that give Cthulhu nightmares, is enormous even by the standards of other Space Marines (in the fluff anyway- his model is nearly 18 years old and much top small), has a pair of fully-automatic mini-grenade launchers on the back of his monstrously large armoured glove (which has roughly the same effect as a lightsaber, except with an energy field surrounding enormous mechanical finger-blades instead of a plain and simple energy beam), a daemonically possessed greatsword (which he holds in one had I might add) which can rend reality apart, and he's clad in armour blessed by all 4 powers of Chaos that even without its warp-spawned reality haxx makes most tanks look like paper ornaments.

Also, bear in mind that the reason he's failed most of his Black Crusades is:

A: He's having to hold together an enormous horde of Chaos Space Marines, traitor Imperial Guard, daemons and the like, most of whom hate each other,

B: He has to get past the most well-defended star system in the galaxy to get out of the Eye of Terror,

and C: If his Black Crusade ever did succeed, the story would be over and the entire galaxy would drown in blood.

Luke is meat paste.

[snavej]

Luke fires proton torpedoes into Abbadon's ass and blows him up, like the Death Star.