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by Rodimus_Lantern » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:48 pm
Anime_Fangirl wrote:Rodimus_Lantern wrote:Godzilla wrote:Shadowman wrote:Godzilla wrote:Shadowman wrote:Hail me, for I am a Prophet!
In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.
I was right.
So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!
Not funny, informative, or in any way entertaining. Score: F-
"In Five Minutes, A Can Of Whoop-Ass Will Be Opened On You."
That's what you
get.
What exactly is a 'Can of Whoop-Ass'. It sounds like the product of the fertile imagination of a psychotic inbred.
Similar to Spam but has a fuller flavor.
It's got kind of a kick to it, even.
Not a sissy kick though kinda like a kick with steel toed boots.
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by Shin Getter Robo » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:51 pm
You're all **** mental.
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:52 pm
George Forman?
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by Shin Getter Robo » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:54 pm
Jesus Prime wrote:George Forman?
Can you cook the contents of a can of whoop-ass on a health grill?
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:54 pm
Godzilla wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:George Forman?
Can you cook the contents of a can of whoop-ass on a health grill?
Oh yeah. Got to be a lean, mean fighting machine to win.
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:00 pm
Too floppy.
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by Rodimus_Lantern » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:00 pm
I agree but I thought we were talking about George Foreman.
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:02 pm
I can has cheezburger?
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by The Happy Locust » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:12 pm
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
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Rodimus_Lantern wrote:Anime_Fangirl wrote:Rodimus_Lantern wrote:Godzilla wrote:Shadowman wrote:Godzilla wrote:Shadowman wrote:Hail me, for I am a Prophet!
In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.
I was right.
So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!
Not funny, informative, or in any way entertaining. Score: F-
"In Five Minutes, A Can Of Whoop-Ass Will Be Opened On You."
That's what you
get.
What exactly is a 'Can of Whoop-Ass'. It sounds like the product of the fertile imagination of a psychotic inbred.
Similar to Spam but has a fuller flavor.
It's got kind of a kick to it, even.
Not a sissy kick though kinda like a kick with steel toed boots.
Not to be mistaken for a can of whooped-ass, which has a taste and texture somewhere between ground beef and menudo.
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:15 pm
Wasn't Menudo that boy band?
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:20 pm
Oooh, hispanic boys...
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:26 pm
Ewww.
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by D-340 » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:28 pm
Shadowman wrote:Hail me, for I am a Prophet!
In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.
I was right.
So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!
I was there for that. But no temple building, I'm too lazy.
"Consider the knowledge dropped."
From ToplessRobot.com:• "Watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is marginally better than sh***ing your pants, but it takes a lot longer." Very well put.
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by The Happy Locust » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:36 pm
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
D-340 wrote:Shadowman wrote:Hail me, for I am a Prophet!
In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.
I was right.
So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!
I was there for that. But no temple building, I'm too lazy.
I have prepared for just such an occasion.
*Locust walks out of sight and we hear an immense flushing sound. Locust returns, grabs a gigantic magnifying glass,and leaves again.*
2 HOURS LATER!.
*Locust returns dragging what appears to a completely Mud-brick temple*
Not quite mud...
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by D-340 » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:57 pm
The Grim Locust wrote:D-340 wrote:Shadowman wrote:Hail me, for I am a Prophet!
In 2004, upon the announcement of the movie, I declared that, close to the release the movie, a swarm of n00bs would arrive, with varying levels of knowledge on Transformers.
I was right.
So I command you, as the Prophet of Seibertron, to build a temple in my name! Do so, before I prophesize a can of whoop-ass on you!
I was there for that. But no temple building, I'm too lazy.
I have prepared for just such an occasion.
*Locust walks out of sight and we hear an immense flushing sound. Locust returns, grabs a gigantic magnifying glass,and leaves again.*
2 HOURS LATER!.
*Locust returns dragging what appears to a completely Mud-brick temple*
Not quite mud...
2 Hours
That's gotta be some smelly assed mud.
"Consider the knowledge dropped."
From ToplessRobot.com:• "Watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is marginally better than sh***ing your pants, but it takes a lot longer." Very well put.
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