The Energon Pub

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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/076041c13b/the-ballad-of-g-i-joe

So good!!!!!

[Autobot032]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Love it.

Sienna Miller still looks better as Baroness than Olivia Wilde, however. Though..the fanboys will love her due to the correct glasses, the Cobra emblem on her suit, and well..she's Olivia Wilde.

Both women are very GRR. Miller just looks better as the Baroness.

The rest of it however, great. Vinnie Jones as Destro? Awe. Some.

[tom brokaw]

ive seriously been watching this the whole day.... i love it

[Cyber Bishop]

This is fantastic!!!

I have watched it 6 times already and still laugh every time..

[Rodimus Prime]

Slaughter! YES!

I can't believe they actually got all those people to participate. Awesome.

"Destro and the Baroness
playing clarinet!"



And yeah, Sienna Miller still looks better. But at least these costumes were accurate. This was funny.

[Cyber Bishop]

Slaughter! YES!

I can't believe they actually got all those people to participate. Awesome.

Me and my wife said the same thing last night.

[Rodimus Prime]

Slaughter! YES!

I can't believe they actually got all those people to participate. Awesome.

Me and my wife said the same thing last night.

Yeah. Julianne Moore? Chuck Liddell? (lookin' FAT) Vinnie Jones and Henry Rollins didn't surprise me that much, they look like they're down with the Joe, but Moore as Scarlett? Totally out of left field. Though she does have red hair...

And when I saw Cobra Commander, I immediately thought of you. Seriously. Because of that costume in the pix thread.

[Cyber Bishop]

Yesssssssss....

[tom brokaw]

.... damn olivia wilde is hot....

[Elita One]

Funny stuff.

[Cyber Bishop]

Complete list of actors

Laz Alonso as Doc

Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye

Billy Crudup as Zartan

Zach Galifianakis as Snow Job

Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender

Vinnie Jones as Destro

Joey Kern as Tomax

Joey Kern as Xamot

Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho

Julianne Moore as Scarlett

Henry Rollins as Duke

Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck (I thought he looked familiar!!!)

Olivia Wilde as The Baroness

and

Sgt. Slaughter as Himself

[Cyber Bishop]

I listened to the MP3 at the gym today so many times I know the lyrics by heart.
So I came home and listened to the song with my headphones and typed the lyrics.

The Ballad of Gi Joe

Two forces waging endless war
Everyday they weigh some more
But when the day is done
And they go home what do they do for fun

Night falls on GiJoe headquarters Shipwreck just got season one of the wonder years
Doc is reading Dostoyevsky and Snow Job’s drinking beer
I heard he likes to drink quite a bit
Snake Eyes is painting landscapes
It makes him feel at peace
His latest is a series of sunsets on the beach
And Scarlett lies awake and wonders
Will Duke still love me when I’m old
I see the way he looks at Lady Jaye someday he’s gonna leave me in the cold
No Duke don’t go

Night falls on the Cobra Terrordrome
Storm Shadow’s takin’ out the trash
Tomax is boosting Zamot’s wallet
He needs the extra cash
Cobra Commander loves 70’s boogie
And he is a big fan of Three Dog Night
“One is the loneliest number”
And when he takes over the world the first thing he’ll do is make em’ reunite
And Zartan sits up late and wonders
“I wonder wonder who.. Who?
Who is the real me?
And in the end
do I really have any friends
Who love me for being Zartan
Love me for being me?

DESTRO
DESTRO (echo)
Destro and Baroness
Destro and Baroness practicing their clarinets
Destro and Baroness practicing their clarinets
Practicing their clarinets
They’re practicing their clarinets

-Clarinet solo-

Doctor Mindbender talking on his ham radio
His best friend is some guy he doesn’t even know
If things could always be this way wouldn’t that be nice
But no dice.
no dice (echo)
no dice (echo)

Cobra’s got the Mass Device