what would he transform into?
my vote.. another chuck norris
other popular votes are an eagle, a hummer or a giant foot and leg to roundhouse with
what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
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what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Name_Violation Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:29 pm
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by energonexpress Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:40 pm
Beastwars style: A longhorn
normal tf: Earth, with a big leg, to kick the sun's butt
normal tf: Earth, with a big leg, to kick the sun's butt
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Loki God Of Mischief Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:45 pm
Sage goes in all fiel... Oh. I'm in the wrong place again. But please stop with the Chuck Norris ****. He's not cool or funny nor has he evar been. Chuck Norris facts are also not funny.
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Name_Violation Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:45 pm
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or an american flag
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People wrote:zombybunnie: N_V scares me...I no longer wish that my pants transformed
Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
disruptor96: I forgot how insane you were.
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Me, Grimlock! Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:05 pm
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Unicron.
Why did Chuck Norris need a separate thread from all other famous people?
Why did Chuck Norris need a separate thread from all other famous people?
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Chaoslock Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:07 pm
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Me, Grimlock! wrote:Unicorn.
Fixed
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Tekka Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:08 pm
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Chuck Norris should transform into a decent actor. 
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Name_Violation Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:14 pm
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Me, Grimlock! wrote:Unicron.
Why did Chuck Norris need a separate thread from all other famous people?
thought of this first. then i thought of the other thread.
or because he's chuck norris. whatever you prefer
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Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
disruptor96: I forgot how insane you were.
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by bossbot Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:23 am
09 Ram pick-up truck, simple, American, powerfull....Chuck norris :p
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Venomous Prime Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:43 am
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Chuck Norris sucks
Go watch a real action movie
Go watch a real action movie
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Dead Metal Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:03 am
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If Chuck Norris were a Transformer he would be Movie Jazz.....
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Intah-wib-buls?
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Venomous Prime Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:07 am
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Don't ever insult Jazz like that!
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Tekka Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:13 am
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Dead Metal wrote:If Chuck Norris were a Transformer he would be Movie Jazz.....
Broken and forgotten about in two seconds?
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Dead Metal Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:05 am
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Tekka wrote:Dead Metal wrote:If Chuck Norris were a Transformer he would be Movie Jazz.....
Broken and forgotten about in two seconds?
Exactly!
Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?
Blurrz wrote:10/10
Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Jazz Reborn Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:54 pm
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Dead Metal wrote:Tekka wrote:Dead Metal wrote:If Chuck Norris were a Transformer he would be Movie Jazz.....
Broken and forgotten about in two seconds?
Exactly!
Ouch...
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Dead Metal Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:04 pm
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Dead bots can't post!
Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?
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Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Jazz Reborn Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:36 am
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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer
Posted by Dead Metal Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:40 pm
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jazz reborn wrote:Dead Metal wrote:Dead bots can't post!
I...have been... RECYCLED!!!
Fixed
Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
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