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Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Posted by Dead Metal Feb 10, 2012 at 4:19pm CST 42,839 views
Yea, looks like Transformers Dark of the Moon is getting pretty popular with Award shows and ceremonies. A site called Joblo.com have announced their 11th Golden Schmoes awards.
And you Transformers Dark of the Moon has a few nominations in it. Four to be exact.

Worst Movie of the Year wrote:
  • Green Lantern
  • Jack and Jill
  • Sucker Punch
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 1)
  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon


Most Overrated Movie of the Year wrote:
  • Bridesmaids
  • Drive
  • The Hangover, Part II
  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 1)


Best Special Effects of the Year wrote:
  • Captain America: The First Avenger
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes
  • Thor
  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon


Best Action Sequence of the Year wrote:
  • Fast Five - Stealing the vault/chase
  • Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol - Climbing the Dubai building
  • Rise of the Apes - Apes revolution on bridge
  • Super 8 - Train crash
  • Transformers 3 - Robots vs Chicago


Voting starts On this coming Monday (February 13) and ends and Thursday the 23, the winners will then be announced on February the 24. So if you feel like DOTM deserves one of these awards, you can go vote by clicking here - starting Monday of course.

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Comment by Sideswipe501 Feb 10, 2012
WHATTTTTTT WORST MOVIE
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Comment by all_the_primes Feb 10, 2012
Have to admit, I was expecting this. #-o
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Comment by SlyTF1 Feb 10, 2012
They just nominated it for worst movie because Michael Bay directed it.
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Comment by griftimus prime Feb 10, 2012
it deserves the first two hardcore .
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Comment by Noideaforaname Feb 10, 2012
Nice to see it's not completely negative.
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Comment by Evil_the_Nub Feb 10, 2012
Geeze how many stupid award shows do we need?
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Comment by Burn Feb 11, 2012
Dead Metal wrote:Well, the fact that it goes up against Green Arrow in Worst picture of the year lets you know that it won't be taking that award home.


DM, I know you and I have had our disagreements in the past, and there's been plenty of things we didn't agree on, but come on man.

Green Lantern is worse than Twilight? What the hell is wrong with you man? Don't tell me you're one of THEM.
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Comment by rpetras Feb 11, 2012
Burn wrote:Green Lantern is worse than Twilight? What the hell is wrong with you man? Don't tell me you're one of THEM.



As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.

Jack and Jill, on the other hand. No. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.
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Comment by Burn Feb 11, 2012
rpetras wrote:As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.


You sound like you watched the Twilight movies ...
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Comment by Dead Metal Feb 11, 2012
Burn wrote:
rpetras wrote:As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.


You sound like you watched the Twilight movies ...

I watched one of them, and while those where the worst 3 hours of my life, it still provided me with loads of joke material.

While Green Lantern, is well, a horrible movie featuring Green Lantern.
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Comment by RhA Feb 11, 2012
Sucker Punch should win by a landslide. That movie was packed with so much ass and dookie.

She dances and everyone forgets! And there we go again, watching another useless action scene!
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Comment by Mykltron Feb 11, 2012
Worst Movie of the Year? Oh come on. Idiots.
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Comment by Burn Feb 11, 2012
Dead Metal wrote:
Burn wrote:
rpetras wrote:As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.


You sound like you watched the Twilight movies ...

I watched one of them, and while those where the worst 3 hours of my life, it still provided me with loads of joke material.

While Green Lantern, is well, a horrible movie featuring Green Lantern.


You're choosing Robert Paterson over Ryan "I screwed up two comic book characters but I'm still awesome" Reynolds.

You're man card, please be giving it to me now.
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Comment by TulioDude Feb 11, 2012
Hater gonna hate.
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Comment by Dead Metal Feb 13, 2012
Burn wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Burn wrote:
rpetras wrote:As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.


You sound like you watched the Twilight movies ...

I watched one of them, and while those where the worst 3 hours of my life, it still provided me with loads of joke material.

While Green Lantern, is well, a horrible movie featuring Green Lantern.


You're choosing Robert Paterson over Ryan "I screwed up two comic book characters but I'm still awesome" Reynolds.

You're man card, please be giving it to me now.

Robert Pattison at least knows he's in crap and openly hates and trolls Twilight, which actually kinda makes him more awesome than Reynolds.
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Comment by cotss2012 Mar 27, 2012
Dead Metal wrote:Well, the fact that it goes up against Green Arrow in Worst picture of the year lets you know that it won't be taking that award home.


Green Arrow?
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Comment by Capt.Failure Mar 27, 2012
More film critic funded "worst movie" awards that amount to them circle-jerking about how important their opinions are(n't)?

To quote John Malcovich in DoTM:

"Impress me." >:oP
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Comment by Evil Eye Feb 14, 2013
Basically, the way that these awards work is, if the film is just, well, enjoyable (which DOTM was) and doesn't pretend to be anything more, then it's automatically terrible. Also, in the film world, if you say anything good about Michael Bay then you get attacked with LOL EXPLOSIONS TROLOLOLO. But then film critics stopped being about actually giving proper reviews a long time ago, in favour of finding funnier ways of saying "THIS FILM SUCKS LOL".

Unfortunately, not only has the Transformers movie franchise got normal "critic" stupidity up against it, it also has the people going "OMG IT'S NOT G1 THEREFORE IT SUCKS!!!!". I for one thought the new aesthetic was a breath of fresh air, infinitely preferable to the G1 "stack of rectangles" look, with no proper joints and horrific size changing and deformation.

And come on, who honestly watches a giant robot film for the plot? (Unless it's Neon Genesis Evangelion, and let's face it, they weren't trying for anything remotely like that).
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Comment by Red 50 Feb 24, 2013
cotss2012 wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Well, the fact that it goes up against Green Arrow in Worst picture of the year lets you know that it won't be taking that award home.


Green Arrow?


Whoa, Metal, get your facts straight.

As much as I know, there is no movie of Green Arrow.
The only thing about Green Arrow is the 2012 TV series titled "Arrow"

Let's be not mixing up autobots and gobots
for only stupid we make ourselves look
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