>
>
>

New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime

Posted by Stargrave Aug 13, 2019 at 10:46am CDT 19,793 views
Are you in Japan? Are you hungering for your choice of a burger or nuggets, small fries or fruit, and a small drink? Do you have a hidden shadow Transformers collection of Happy Meals toys that you keep mostly on the down low out of fear of being judged by your fellow collectors? Oh don't worry, we all have those, you're amongst friends here. And right now if you're an aficionado of the Kid's Meal accessory flair then this will be of interest to you. McDonald’s Japan has posted to their website an update of their upcoming Happy Meal promotion called Happy Set All Star.
Transformers News: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime

To beat the summer heat these 'all stars' are water shooting squirt guns in the shape of popular characters from various Japanese franchises like Shinkalion, Hyper Rescue, and of course, Transformers in the form of a chibi Optimus Prime! Who squirts! Um, from his, lower...area. Optimus squirts his mighty stream at a blank Autobot insignia that reveals the familiar red face of Auto-embarrassment as our noble fearless hero in red and blue drains himself on the Autobrand. Leave the reverence at the door people.
Transformers News: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime

Transformers News: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime


Also shown on the website are little squirt gun versions of popular Takara train sets the 923 Doctor Yellow, the C12 Steam Locomotive, and also a Nissan NV350 Caravan Ambulance and a UD Trucks Quon mixer truck. What's interesting to note about these last two vehicles is they look remarkably like Takara Diaclone originals shown below. These were the original versions of G1 classics Ratchet and Mixmaster.
Transformers News: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime

Transformers News: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime


There's even a commercial showing off Optimus' deluge destroyer:

The website says the promotion will run from August 16th to August 22nd. If you're in the area and in the market for a tasty treat and a suggestive squirt gun then happy hunting fellow Seibertronians! Post your thoughts in the forum and as always stay tuned to Seibertron for the ultimate in Transformers news!
Watch video

More Bots. More News. More Awesome.

Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by Cobotron Aug 13, 2019
Stargrave wrote:... Optimus squirts his mighty stream ... fearless hero in red and blue drains himself on the Autobrand.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Best thing I've read all day!!!

I so want this Baby Prime Goes Wee Wee doll! :APPLAUSE: :lol:

since it looks like these represent a multitude of Tak/Tom properties, I wonder if the ambulance and other vehicles are actually from this line?
Tomica
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by william-james88 Aug 13, 2019
Cobotron wrote:
since it looks like these represent a multitude of Tak/Tom properties, I wonder if the ambulance and other vehicles are actually from this line?
Tomica


I personally preffer to imagine them as an homage to their diaclone toys of the past.
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by Jelze Bunnycat Aug 13, 2019
They're Tomica-branded, Tomica's licenses has helped facilitate the ones for Masterpiece :)

So we have Plarail, Tomica, Shinkalion, Transformers and Hyper Rescue. Nice variety of brands.
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by Cobotron Aug 13, 2019
william-james88 wrote:
Cobotron wrote:
since it looks like these represent a multitude of Tak/Tom properties, I wonder if the ambulance and other vehicles are actually from this line?
Tomica


I personally preffer to imagine them as an homage to their diaclone toys of the past.
Well I do too! Good thing we have functioning imaginations! ;)^
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by Stargrave Aug 13, 2019
I tried and tried to avoid innuendo but after I rewrote it so many times I just gave into the stream. Sometimes man, they just write themselves. :lol: I’m writing saying aloud this is not my doing you know I blame McDonald’sgrumblegrumble...robblerobble...
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by Cobotron Aug 13, 2019
Stargrave wrote:grumblegrumble...robblerobble...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by blackeyedprime Aug 13, 2019
Hahaha I had a hard enough time asking for a Giga Mac in Kyoto so I'm glad I didnt have to ask for a happy meal with a Peeing Prime :P
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by Sabrblade Aug 13, 2019
Stargrave wrote:I tried and tried to avoid innuendo but after I rewrote it so many times I just gave into the stream.
Mmhmm. /:)
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by no-one Aug 13, 2019
R Kelly Prime ... too soon?
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by D-Maximal_Primal Aug 13, 2019
Sabrblade wrote:
Stargrave wrote:I tried and tried to avoid innuendo but after I rewrote it so many times I just gave into the stream.
Mmhmm. /:)

Just whatever you do, don't cross the streams
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by Sabrblade Aug 13, 2019
D-Maximal_Primal wrote:
Sabrblade wrote:
Stargrave wrote:I tried and tried to avoid innuendo but after I rewrote it so many times I just gave into the stream.
Mmhmm. /:)

Just whatever you do, don't cross the streams
When in doubt, use a separate urinal. ;)
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by D-Maximal_Primal Aug 13, 2019
Sabrblade wrote:
D-Maximal_Primal wrote:
Sabrblade wrote:
Stargrave wrote:I tried and tried to avoid innuendo but after I rewrote it so many times I just gave into the stream.
Mmhmm. /:)

Just whatever you do, don't cross the streams
When in doubt, use a separate urinal. ;)
But what if it's just one long metal urinal?
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by william-james88 Aug 13, 2019
carytheone wrote:R Kelly Prime ... too soon?

:lol: Both can be found at Mcdonalds.
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by -Kanrabat- Aug 14, 2019
Inappropriate jokes aside, it's too bad there's no Beast Wars line right now. Because back in the day, several Beast Wars figures DID have a water squirter integrated as a gimmick. Megatron and that Cobra guy coming to mind.

So it's a missed opportunity for those Mc toys.
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by Jelze Bunnycat Aug 14, 2019
-Kanrabat- wrote:Inappropriate jokes aside, it's too bad there's no Beast Wars line right now. Because back in the day, several Beast Wars figures DID have a water squirter integrated as a gimmick. Megatron and that Cobra guy coming to mind.

So it's a missed opportunity for those Mc toys.


Ultra Megatron, Jetstorm and BW Neo Colada. :)
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by william-james88 Aug 14, 2019
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
-Kanrabat- wrote:Inappropriate jokes aside, it's too bad there's no Beast Wars line right now. Because back in the day, several Beast Wars figures DID have a water squirter integrated as a gimmick. Megatron and that Cobra guy coming to mind.

So it's a missed opportunity for those Mc toys.


Ultra Megatron, Jetstorm and BW Neo Colada. :)

Yall forgot about Cheetor, FOR SHAME!
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by Jelze Bunnycat Aug 14, 2019
william-james88 wrote:
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
-Kanrabat- wrote:Inappropriate jokes aside, it's too bad there's no Beast Wars line right now. Because back in the day, several Beast Wars figures DID have a water squirter integrated as a gimmick. Megatron and that Cobra guy coming to mind.

So it's a missed opportunity for those Mc toys.


Ultra Megatron, Jetstorm and BW Neo Colada. :)

Yall forgot about Cheetor, FOR SHAME!


I'd rather not think about squirting guts :lol:
Re: New Japanese Happy Meal All Stars Promotion Featuring Squirting Optimus Prime (view post)
Comment by Sabrblade Aug 14, 2019
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
-Kanrabat- wrote:Inappropriate jokes aside, it's too bad there's no Beast Wars line right now. Because back in the day, several Beast Wars figures DID have a water squirter integrated as a gimmick. Megatron and that Cobra guy coming to mind.

So it's a missed opportunity for those Mc toys.


Ultra Megatron, Jetstorm and BW Neo Colada. :)
I thought he meant Quickstrike.

Also, there's Torca.
Patreon
Charge Our Energon Reserves. Join the Seibertron Elite.
Support SEIBERTRON™