Top 5 Best Transformers Beards
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Top 5 Best robo beards in all of Transformers history
This is for both toys and fiction. How robot beards even exist on robotic beings is something only the oracle knows, but I do know this: they are magnificent. They appeared on the television show first but eventually found their way to the toys too. So, who's got the best beard in the business? Read below to find out (ok, I admit, number one is OBVIOUS).
5. Wreck-Gar
I am so impressed just how faithful a goatee Wreck-Gar's CHUG toy was given. The beard itself is not as impressive as others on this list but what it lacks in volume it makes up in style. And the fact that it was replicated perfectly in toy form makes it an easy pick to start off this list.
4. Unicron
Unicron's beard is more subtle than others since it seems carved into his face instead of being a form of appendage. However, it is still there and adds to his image of a remnant from a distant past. And it's Unicron, so that makes it easily the biggest robo beard of all Transformers fiction (or is Marvel Comics' Primus' beard bigger? Comment in the forums!)
3. Thundertron
This toy came out of nowhere. Thunderton was never in the Prime show and is not a reimagining of any other character in the long history of the Transformers brand. He also isn't an autobot or a decepticon which makes his release as part of the Prime Robots in Disguise line one of the oddest inclusions of all time. But man am I happy he exists. My puzzlement over his inclusion in the line and his origin (since Alex Irvine, the writer of the only piece of fiction this character appears in, did not create him) is totally discarded by my awe of his beard. This is BY FAAAAAR the longest and most detailed beard on any Transformers Toy ever. Hence why it is so sad that the way the toy is made, a good portion of his beard is hidden by a high collar/chest.
2. Transformers Age of Extinction Hound
The movie design of Hound's beard was one of the best things in age of extinction. It was made up of bullet shells, shrapnel and scrap metal, and you could see it flow in all it's glory. While the toy's beard was done on a smaller scale, not all details could make it in there. However, the fact that it was made of a soft PVC plastic meant you could run your fingers through it. Playable beards are a win in my book.
1. Alpha Trion
Of course this is number one, would anyone have it any other way? Not only is he one of the first (if not the first) robo beard we ever witnessed in Transformers history, but this beard is glorious and has its own evolution. Shows featuring flashbacks use Alpha Trion's facial hair to help the audience locate themselves in time and know what happens before what, which is a pretty big deal when the war you are watching spans millennia. His aging beard also means that Transformers age physically, which is a pretty cool notion all on its own.
Honourable mentions: I guess maybe Sentinel Prime from DOTM, maybe? That Spock line still makes my stomach churn whenever I think of it being used in that movie and context, and I am not even a trekkie (born in 88). To lighten things up, here's another beard that needs some mentioning.
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Posted by Rated X on January 24th, 2015 @ 11:55am CST
In all honesty im suprised you left out G1 Scourge. Other than Alpha Trion, we had never seen a beard on the G1 cartoon before the 1986 movie. Seeing beards used on non-elder characters was a first. And I think scourge was the biggest shocker because you saw his beard first. Later on in the movie you saw the quints, wreck gar, and finally unicorn and realized beards were the norm. But when you first saw Scourge get reformatted from Bombshell, you were like WTF why does he have a beard ? That was a pretty odd moment but cool none the less.
Honorable mention goes to DOTM Leadfoot. The beard along with the bald head, visor shades, and what appeared to be a medallion on his upper chest was a blatant homage to Miami rapper Rick Ross. Gotta love Michael Bay for that one.
Posted by Syn_13 on January 24th, 2015 @ 12:10pm CST
From MTMTE - Minimus and Dominus Ambus?
Posted by Deathsanras on January 24th, 2015 @ 12:12pm CST
Posted by Rodimus Prime on January 24th, 2015 @ 12:43pm CST
4. AoE Hound
3. DoTM Sentinel Prime
2. Alpha Trion
1. Unicron
Posted by william-james88 on January 24th, 2015 @ 12:53pm CST
Rodimus Prime wrote:5. G1 Scourge
4. AoE Hound
3. DoTM Sentinel Prime
2. Alpha Trion
1. Unicron
Nice!
Posted by Desslok2201 on January 24th, 2015 @ 1:22pm CST
Posted by Black Bumblebee on January 24th, 2015 @ 2:10pm CST
Posted by YRQRM0 on January 24th, 2015 @ 2:13pm CST
Posted by Rodimus Prime on January 24th, 2015 @ 2:35pm CST
That would be a really really pronounced chin!YRQRM0 wrote:I've never even thought of Unicron's face as having facial hair...
Posted by ZeroWolf on January 24th, 2015 @ 2:35pm CST
Factoring those my list would be like this.
5) Unicron. Yes I'm putting the god of chaos here. It's just not that fearsome. It's the horns that make him more menacing. It's just like he stuck some metal on there to get into a beard only event at a robot club
4)Rhinox. The first beard rendered in 3D in the transformers franchise. And it was the beard of a mighty warrior with a gatling cannon shame then that he never got any of the shiny upgrades in the show that most of the rest of the characters got.
3) Alpha Trion. As William points out this was proof that the bots can age. In truth him and the next ones are all awesome to me but putting them as a joint 1 would seem like a cop out so A3 is at number 3.
2) Wreck Gar. There is several awesome things about wreck gar, his facial hair is just one of them. Fun fact: another one of the awesome things is that in the movie he was voiced by Eric idle, one of the monty python crew.
1. Shattered Glass Rodimus. Evil characters never seem complete without a moustache to twirl and what goes with a moustache then a beard.
There is also a fair few characters I think would just be more awesome with a great big bushy beard like grimlock and warpath.
Posted by shajaki on January 24th, 2015 @ 4:44pm CST
Posted by padfoo on January 24th, 2015 @ 5:58pm CST
Posted by Ultra Markus on January 24th, 2015 @ 6:36pm CST
Posted by Blackstreak on January 24th, 2015 @ 7:31pm CST
Posted by Rodimus Prime on January 24th, 2015 @ 7:42pm CST
Somehow I missed this the 1st time. Primus doesn't have a beard in the comics.william-james88 wrote:And it's Unicron, so that makes it easily the biggest robo beard of all Transformers fiction (or is Marvel Comics' Primus' beard bigger?
Posted by Bumblevivisector on January 24th, 2015 @ 7:49pm CST
Rated X wrote:In all honesty im suprised you left out G1 Scourge. Other than Alpha Trion, we had never seen a beard on the G1 cartoon before the 1986 movie. Seeing beards used on non-elder characters was a first. And I think scourge was the biggest shocker because you saw his beard first.
Funny you should mention that, because I too think of Scourge's beard as "first", but because he had the first toy with distinct facial hair. That is, he and Wheelie were the two TF:TM toys I got for my 7th birthday in '86, prior to seeing the Movie, leaving me to wonder where this dramatic but awesome departure from prior TF style was coming from. Add in his shellformerness allowing for unprecedentedly awesome torso and arm sculpting, and the whole Blue-Manchu-vian package made a HUGE impression on me, well before the Movie told me who he was, or that I'd want half a dozen of him.
Posted by Tsutsukakushi on January 24th, 2015 @ 8:03pm CST
4. ROTF Jetfire
3. G1 Scourge
2. Alpha Trion
1. Unicron
Posted by Optimizzy on January 24th, 2015 @ 8:20pm CST
I Like the list but it feel inconclusive
Posted by Optimizzy on January 24th, 2015 @ 8:21pm CST
Rodimus Prime wrote:Somehow I missed this the 1st time. Primus doesn't have a beard in the comics.william-james88 wrote:And it's Unicron, so that makes it easily the biggest robo beard of all Transformers fiction (or is Marvel Comics' Primus' beard bigger?
Yeah, I thought maybe I was mistaken but he's described as looking like Rodimus.
Posted by Sabrblade on January 24th, 2015 @ 9:18pm CST
He was also in the Retribution novel, which was thankfully not written by Irvine.william-james88 wrote:My puzzlement over his inclusion in the line and his origin (since Alex Irvine, the writer of the only piece of fiction this cahracter appears in, did not create him)
Posted by william-james88 on January 24th, 2015 @ 9:56pm CST
Optimizzy wrote:I think 5 is too limiting. Left out too much awesome like scourge. His beard beats out Wreck-gars IMHO.
I Like the list but it feel inconclusive
Thats why we have this awesome comments section. Like that we have an awesome new Beard Thread started and we can all share on what we believe to be the best beards in the business.
And as for Primus having a beard, I am basing it off the wiki which shows him with what might be considered digital muttonchops :
The picture is accompanied by the following tagline:
With "beardie" being linked to the "facial hair" page.They call him Gee-Oh-Dee
And he the big daddy
He look like me
But he more beardie
Posted by Sabrblade on January 24th, 2015 @ 10:09pm CST
Posted by Cobotron on January 24th, 2015 @ 10:26pm CST
You forgot one.
MINE!
Fun stuff WJ.
Posted by fenrir72 on January 24th, 2015 @ 10:31pm CST
Posted by william-james88 on January 24th, 2015 @ 10:43pm CST
fenrir72 wrote:No Scourge and TFA Wreck-Gar? What about the thingamajic on all full faced Transformers? is that not a mini beard of sorts?
Even though I use the RTS toy image, the Wreck Gar entry is for Wreck Gar in all that character's beards' incarnations
Posted by william-james88 on January 24th, 2015 @ 11:23pm CST
Sabrblade wrote:
He totally seems to have a beard going on in that pic.
Posted by ZeroWolf on January 25th, 2015 @ 2:45am CST
william-james88 wrote:Sabrblade wrote:
He totally seems to have a beard going on in that pic.
Which comic is that pic from?
Posted by Sabrblade on January 25th, 2015 @ 7:05am CST
"Vector Prime: In the Beginning"ZeroWolf wrote:william-james88 wrote:Sabrblade wrote:
He totally seems to have a beard going on in that pic.
Which comic is that pic from?
Posted by Optimizzy on January 25th, 2015 @ 8:41am CST
Posted by Windsweeper on January 26th, 2015 @ 1:42am CST
Posted by RhA on January 26th, 2015 @ 2:04am CST
Windsweeper wrote:I'm sorry but beards on transformers just look ridiculous. One of the main reasons I hate Alpha Trion. I just hate silliness in Transformers and the G1 cartoon have us a lot of it.
Unicron and Scourge just wouldn't be the same.
Posted by ZeroWolf on January 26th, 2015 @ 2:44am CST
RhA wrote:Windsweeper wrote:I'm sorry but beards on transformers just look ridiculous. One of the main reasons I hate Alpha Trion. I just hate silliness in Transformers and the G1 cartoon have us a lot of it.
Unicron and Scourge just wouldn't be the same.
Yeah and the others wouldn't be the same without beards either. Really I don't get the hate, beards help give personality.
Posted by RhA on January 26th, 2015 @ 3:21am CST
ZeroWolf wrote:RhA wrote:Windsweeper wrote:I'm sorry but beards on transformers just look ridiculous. One of the main reasons I hate Alpha Trion. I just hate silliness in Transformers and the G1 cartoon have us a lot of it.
Unicron and Scourge just wouldn't be the same.
Yeah and the others wouldn't be the same without beards either. Really I don't get the hate, beards help give personality.
Well, there is a bit of silliness in having a robot with hair. But then again, so are genders and noses.
Posted by ZeroWolf on January 26th, 2015 @ 5:45am CST
Posted by william-james88 on January 26th, 2015 @ 5:55am CST
ZeroWolf wrote:Exactly that list can get longer too so rather than question it (thus unravelling everything about it that's fun) I just accept it and move on. There's far more important topics to discuss (how much can one person make you hate omega supreme) Then arguing about robot facial hair
You guys better not hate Omega Supreme too much, because he seems to come up in a few of the lists so far.
Posted by RhA on January 26th, 2015 @ 6:22am CST
william-james88 wrote:ZeroWolf wrote:Exactly that list can get longer too so rather than question it (thus unravelling everything about it that's fun) I just accept it and move on. There's far more important topics to discuss (how much can one person make you hate omega supreme) Then arguing about robot facial hair
You guys better not hate Omega Supreme too much, because he seems to come up in a few of the lists so far.
Impending issues!
Posted by ZeroWolf on January 26th, 2015 @ 6:35am CST
Posted by william-james88 on January 26th, 2015 @ 7:25am CST
ZeroWolf wrote:Don't worry more time away from that fan and omega liking is returning to normal, I mean I really like energon omega supreme.
I LOVE Energon Omega Supreme. Him being an accomplished headmaster as well is just icing on the cake. And he really towers over everyone else. He is an amazing update.
Posted by ZeroWolf on January 26th, 2015 @ 7:39am CST
Posted by william-james88 on January 26th, 2015 @ 7:44am CST
ZeroWolf wrote:Glad you like him I want to track down his repaint but I'm not sure if he was released in the UK. The part I love about him is just all the features he has and his homage to the brave series (most notably king of Braves GaoGaiGar) through his transformation
Which repaint, there were two. There was the repaint into Omega Sentinel where he is all uniform blue (thats the one I have) and there was the year of the snake omega which is redone to be like the FOC game (and thus kinda like the classics version of the character).
Posted by ZeroWolf on January 26th, 2015 @ 8:42am CST
Posted by william-james88 on January 26th, 2015 @ 8:45am CST
ZeroWolf wrote:Ah I forgot about year of the snake, in that case I need to track down the two of them (if memory serves me energon prime was redecod along side him. I'll need him as well)
Yup he was, good luck with the hunt! (oh and Energon Omega Supreme is also on one of my lists, but in a way you guys might not expect, it will be fun!)
Posted by ZeroWolf on January 26th, 2015 @ 8:48am CST
Posted by william-james88 on January 26th, 2015 @ 9:02am CST
ZeroWolf wrote:Thanks it's going to be a long hunt but it'll be worth it
Sorry for draggin the topic, but I can totally place myself in your shoes right now. G1 was before my time so I only caught up with the original shows recently since I got back into toy collecting. And I wanted an Omega Supreme toy. But the G1 was a bit out of reach and not really what I wanted for my classics collection. The Energon Omega mold answered all my needs though. He is so big and has an amazing head! But he was expensive. One local guy told me he could sell me Omega Sentinel for 70$. The deco is great so I didnt mind that it wasnt Omega Supreme, but it was still very pricey. It was pretty much the same everywhere online. Then I found on 4chan someone selling Energon Omega Supreme for 40$. YES! I paid him on paypal, he told me he sent it, but I never got a tracking number. The toy never came, the guy never replied to my messages and I had to file a paypal claim to get my money back. I got my money back, but what I wanted was that damn toy!
The hunt wasnt fun anymore. BUT 2 months later, I find someone selling Omega sentinel in a local add for 10$. Its not too close by and he isnt complete but who cares. 10$!!!! It takes me 1.5 horus to get there but I do and I get him and he is huge. The 1.5 hours to get back home was easy since I had this guy to figure out adn play with. Turns out he was only missing his missiles and a red tab for his turret pose which is nothing. And he even came with instructions!
So all in all, it was a hell of a hunt but I got him and it was worthwhile. I wish you all the best!
Posted by ZeroWolf on January 26th, 2015 @ 11:10am CST
Posted by Noideaforaname on January 26th, 2015 @ 11:31am CST
RhA wrote:Unicron and Scourge just wouldn't be the same.
Clean-shaven Scourge just looks WRONG.
Posted by Sabrblade on January 26th, 2015 @ 1:25pm CST
Still has his bangs, though.Noideaforaname wrote:RhA wrote:Unicron and Scourge just wouldn't be the same.
Clean-shaven Scourge just looks WRONG.
Posted by RhA on January 26th, 2015 @ 2:53pm CST
Noideaforaname wrote:RhA wrote:Unicron and Scourge just wouldn't be the same.
Clean-shaven Scourge just looks WRONG.
Dear god, think of the children!
Posted by chivesbot20 on January 26th, 2015 @ 2:59pm CST
Posted by william-james88 on January 26th, 2015 @ 3:12pm CST
chivesbot20 wrote:Unicrons got a nice fu man chu styled beard. Scourge fits his face nicely. Alpha trions is uneccesary.
But come on, you gotta admit Wreck Gar has the best fu manchu beard of all, no?