The Ultimate Caption Contest
An angry Fred

245 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Bennington1234 says:
Needing a way to counter the Decepticon Combiner Devastator,the Autobots got Fred to watch Energon.Devastator was dismantled afterwards
Bennington1234 says:
Needing a way to counter the Decepticon Combiner Devastator,he Autobots got Fred to watch Energon.Devastator was dismantled afterwards
darkqueen01 says:
A-hem.........................
..............................
..............................
..............................
..............................
..............................
..............................
..............................
Zeedust says:
What are you talking about, Dark Dranzer? That's EXACTLY how I'd like to see those two anime shows collide!
DarkDranzer says:
Fred: Now it's time for you to feel my true power weakling...ahem...SSSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPPPPEEEEEERRRRR SSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIYYYYYYYAAAAANNNNN!!!
*Fred explodes*
*Moral of the story: Not all great anime shows collide in the way that you want...
Com&Con01 says:
When Fred couldn't beat the first Light Unit he met in the Atari gane, he threw his PS2 out the window.
NightMare says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGGO LEGGOLEGGO *has been bitten in the **** by highwire* Highwire-take that u fatpeice of ****
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
President Optimus Prime says:
"Ow Ow OW OWWWWWWWW (censored because it's a children's show)!!!!!"
Silver Arrow Girl says:
Fred: I ORDERED A PIZZA WITH EXTRA CHEESE!!!!! WHERE'S MY EXTRA CHEESE??!?!?!?!!? DIE EVIL PIZZA!!!
Pizza: Spare me! Wait... I's better than getting eaten i suppose...
Anonymous says:
"You goddamned sons da' bitches! When I say I want 'Krispy Kremes', I mean NOW!"
Shadow Fox says:
Damn you megatron that was my last jelly-doughnut, Now combine to form ultra mega Fred-Prime combiner mode...
Anonymous says:
(Fred): "I CANT STAND IT! I HAVE TO EAT!" (Rad): "NO! NOT LASERBEAK...."
Anonymous says:
Fred:GIMME BACK MY GOD DAMN, MOTHER ----IN' TWINKIES YOU OVERSIZED METALLIC PEICE OF ----!!!!!!!!! Hotshot:help...me...
Anonymous says:
Fred:If you say one more thing about my mom, this cattle prod is goin' up your ass! Carlos:But I ain't sayin' nuttin' about YOUR mom anymore, I'm cryin' for MY mom! Fred:DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!
Bruticus says:
Fred: "That's it! I'm not going to tolerate being called 'fat' anymore!"
Alexis: "Oh my God, Fred! You whacked off Carlos's head with an ax! Somebody call the cops!"
apex says:
Fred: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! I've DONE it! Fred TRANSFORM!!!"
(fred becomes a small futuristic articulated truck and trailer)
Anonymous says:
Now I have my eyes set on Cartoon Network! I shall take over that evil T.V network, and air Gundam Wing and Transformers over and over again!
BlItZeR says:
"First the 4 Big-Macs then the 8 packs of Fries, its a pity you food get eaten so fast or I might have a sense of satisfaction"
Shellfox says:
F-The Urin IT BURNSSSSSSSSS!! 'Offscreen' Redalert- I told ya Prime, we put off radiation that causes colon cancer in Humans
Anonymous says:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT THAT HALF-LIFE 2 DOSEN'T COME UNTIL CHRISTMAS!? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEPTEMBER!!!
Anonymous says:
YA JERK BILLY, I'M SICK OF BEING YOUR FAT-@$$, SECOND-RATE SIDE KICK, NO I'M GONNA SHOCK YA'S TOO HELL, DIE BILLY,
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Bow before the almighty power of canned cheese! BOW I SAY! And repent for your sins! Your sins of licking the godly sticky notes! You sacks of reprocessed pig intestines!!!!
Jetfire Masta says:
I won in that pie eating contest u dumbass judge cant u count i ate 20 and he ate 100 (whispers)dumbass judge. judge:i heard that fatass.
Zeedust says:
"TERRA FORCE!" (Hey, it's been a while since the last "insert your favorite enegy blast anime attack here" post for this one)
Zeedust says:
"I warned you! I warned you all! Who's out of shape now, huh? DIE! DIE! Let's see you pick on the fat kid with a crushed windpipe!"
Anonymous says:
God damnit, Why you no good mother ----er. You bootlickin' asskissing....
TetraReris says:
off screen: KREMZEEEEKK!!!
Fred: Ow! This is worse than that time I stuck my tongue on a D sized battery.
Anonymous says:
fred is geting reveng for having hisfood taken away form him "note to self bewar freds boomb barito atacks...
Rhys says:
DEATH! Death to all who oppose sugary sweetness. First off, I shall blind Red Alert with Lazerbeak for saying I should go on a diet, and then, THE WORLD!
Chrono says:
Then I choked the autobot to death, now let's never speak of this again...
Anonymous says:
Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat bastard, you fat bastard... YOU ATE ALL MY PIEEESSSSSSS!!!
Anonymous says:
It seems that Fred is doing some serious major f**king on Alexis and he doesn't like what he sees!
Anonymous says:
Narrator: Fred finally didn't eat in time and his blood sugar went crazy like he warned everyone in every single episode. In today's episode he takes on the Decepticons and wins, he then goes on a mad power trip and demotes Prime to an
Beast Simpson says:
WHY DO YOU WRITERS ALWAYS MAKE THE FAT KIDS HUNGRY AT ALL TIMES?!?!?! FEEL MY WRATH!!!
Shadow says:
Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much sugar
Anonymous says:
(youve got the touch you got the power....) Light are darkist hour (opins matrix.)
Segatron says:
I'm not fat!!!!!!!!! Blaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg!!!!
zach says:
give me back my nachos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
just a little bit further and i might be able to reach super saiyan, what i'm human? lies they're all lies
Anonymous says:
Give me my freaken cheesey poofs or I will give you some freaken nasty pain!
Anonymous says:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!...My chip fell on the floor !
Anonymous says:
Fred's love of hotdogs goes astray when he gets zapped by a weenie zapper microwave
PlasmaRadio says:
Fred: "What do you mean don't touch your red wire?"
ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!
Anonymous says:
After shoving a Mini-con up his ass, Fred somehow pulls off the dreaded "Shining finger"
Anonymous says:
FAT FREDDY SMASH STUPID WHEELIE, WHEELIE STUPID AUTOBOT, TOASTER BETTER THAN YOU...mmm toast!
Anonymous says:
stop hogging all the purple haze... I WANT MY PURPLE HAYZE DAG NABBET!! ...PUFF PUFF PASS YOU FREKAN A-HOLE
Anonymous says:
In this picture when it comes to Fred. Too much protein, and not enough grains.
MindWipe says:
Holy ---- it caught fire STOP AND USE SOME LUBE FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN!!
Anonymous says:
h enotices that he is about to be blasted to pieces because he is so annoying on the show. who knows it might be just be the thing to get the autobots need to go off the deep end and actually kill a human.
Anonymous says:
ooh that tickles fred stop it or i will give u a little something you call $@#
Anonymous says:
Hotshot: WHats with Fred?
Rad: Oh he found out the food Network is being canceled
Suzuki says:
Ever the loyal fan of Eric Cartman, Fred reenacts that final action scene in the South Park movie.
Anonymous says:
Fred's obsession with Sailor Moon made him do one of Sailor Mercury's special attacks...
Firestorm says:
That's it! I've had it with these Decepticon freaks! DARKNESS BEYOND TWILIGHT, CRIMSON BEYOND BLOOD THAT FLOWS......
overdrive says:
{singing}" belly's gonna get ya belly's gonna get ya..."
Anonymous says:
Fred: OUCH, Damn these new electric grills! Now my hands have burnt off!!!!
Anonymous says:
Fred: OUCH, Damn these electric grills! Now my hands have burnt off!!!!
Mythos says:
SEE WHATHAPPENS WHEN U MAKE ME WATCH THAT CRAPPY ARMADA SHOW!THEY BUUUURN!
Anonymous says:
Ttthhhiissss reeeeaaaalllyyy huuuuurrrrttttssss....OUCH
Hotshot:*idiot*
Anonymous says:
Fred: AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Carlos: whats his deal?
Hotshot: Might have something to do with the fact hes holding live wires......
EDIMUS PRIME says:
"With these powers I am now able to challenge the mighty Fat Albert,and his tubby man servant Rerun!"
Anonymous says:
STARSCREAM:noo you twerp what're you doing to swindle? FRED:nnnnggg!damn that beeping gets me horny!!
Anonymous says:
AAARRGGGHHHHHH!!!!! i knew i shouldnt have taken a whizz in that river! now i have to pull this candiru out of my pee hole!!!
Anonymous says:
the latest windows update has ditched the evil blue screen of death in favour of something altogether less healthy.
Anonymous says:
in retrospect it was a bad idea to induce female ejaculation in alexis when she is menstruating.
Anonymous says:
take this you damn computer hahahahahaha you won't freeze up now will you hahahahaha
TheRo-Man says:
"You want to see a STARSABRE! I've got your sabre RIGHT HERE!!!!!" Hiyaaaaaaaa...
Dynamus Prime says:
These pants of mine glow with an awesome power...my long glow schtick tells me to defeat you! SHINING...(gets blasted by Megatron before he can announce his overly PG-13 attack name)
Anonymous says:
Fred's love for Dungeons & Dragons results in the horrible pursuit of a live-action casting of Burning Hands.
Pokejedservo says:
Fred: In the name of Tony Sampson I SHALL PUNISH YOU ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW GIVE ME MY JAWBREAKERS! Err...Twinkees!
OGoldwings says:
Megatron learns the hard way what happends when you seperate a fat kid from his twinkies.
Anonymous says:
Fred:Weld weld weld!, you were supposed to be welded by now, grrr!*sparks shoot out*Fred:aaahhhh!
Firebird says:
Safety rule #49: When setting up a fireworks display, it is a good idea to back up some distance BEFORE they go off.
raijinald says:
This guy wants to be an Eric Cartman wannabee. "The Mad Fat Ass".
Anonymous says:
Fred looks at Alexsis after he ate his snikers bar, he then gets that crazy look in his eyes and screams at Alexsis "ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME ONLY 5 DOLLA!"
Anonymous says:
Fred's reaction to the nudie Arcee pics Megatron took the other week.
Anonymous says:
Now who the heck are you and what did you do with the REAL Starscream! *punch punch punch* Armada Starscream: Owchie...The pain...
Anonymous says:
My Armada Optimus wont bend his arm!!! OH NO! It broke off, damn you electronic lights and sounds!!!
Anonymous says:
"Now I will show you the true power of a super saiyan!!!" AAAAAAHHHHHH
Anonymous says:
"Now I will show you the true power of a saiyan!!!" AAAAAAHHHHHH
Anonymous says:
And so, Unicron finds something larger, and scarier, than his creation of Galvatron.
Skyfire the Artist says:
When McDonald's discontinued the McRib sandwich, some took the news hard.
Inferno says:
You would have thought Wheelie's pretender shell would be a bit... less intense.
Anonymous says:
SCREW YOU, BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rodimus Primal says:
Optimus Prime: This is the last time we go on a mission without the Hostess Snowballs.
Anonymous says:
DAMNIT! Why is my comic version so cooler and the boss, while I'm a fat retarted dork?!
Anonymous says:
The endless taunts, lack of a Minicon and blatent errors proves too much for Fred
Anonymous says:
"aaaarrrrrgghhhh! i knew i shouldnt have let alexis talk me into getting a price albert! HELP AMBULANCE!!!!!!"
Anonymous says:
Caption: The nightmare of all Transformers-fans. The new Armada Unicron!!!
Gamemaster7654 says:
Wow, i've been jacking off so much, i'm getting Super Jacking Off Powers
Victory Saber says:
Billy, I told you I need my insolene shot!!!! Now look what you've done, i'm about to explode!!!
Anonymous says:
"BBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP...WHOA! Energon right up my nose!"
Windcharger says:
KAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nothing happens*
Damn...i should watch less DBZ!
Anonymous says:
That'll teach ya to cut me off! A boy can't have too many Twinkies!
Slappyfrog says:
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me to be angry."
Anonymous says:
"I'am so f#@*ing tired of the japanese screwing up Transformers!!!
EDIMUS PRIME says:
If I have to watch Armada one more time I'm gonna electrocute myself! "Coming up next on Cartoon Network Transformers Armada marathon."
Anonymous says:
Hey look everybody, I caught this furry yellow rodent!
-Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccchhu!!!!
(moments later Fred is fried)
Anonymous says:
My penis has been imbued with awesome powers! Let the townspeople rejoice!
Anonymous says:
YEEEEEEOUCH!!! THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!! I think that will be the last minicon I'll ever sodomize.
TheRo-Man says:
OH GOD! Someone HELP! They said these new "Improved" missiles on the reissue of STARSCREAM were for safety reasons. LIARS! Not only do these things suck, they just blew my thumbs off. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!