The Ultimate Caption Contest
Dinobot grins ...
112 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Ravage XK says:
I used to think I was doing a good job of cleaning my teeth but then my Dentists told me I needed to Go Pro with the Oral-B Pro Expert Toothbrush. Now everyone notices my smile and my mouth feels so clean and fresh.
Tiedye says:
(LATE AT NIGHT IN THE MAXIMAL BASE, DINOBOT IS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE MONITORS FOR PREDS BUT IS INSTEAD LOOKING UP PORN ON THE INTERNET.)
(DINOBOT)- "Yes baby take it all off for me."
Roadshadow says:
Everyone knows that when Dinobot grins, they know he ate another baby...
Dragonoth says:
Cheetor: Why do we use knock-offs as nicknames: 'Catbot', 'Spiderbot', 'Dinobot'? I mean…
Dinobot: It was only funny the first time, "Catbot".
Dragonoth says:
Dinobot heard that, before going into battle, Klingons sharpened their teeth. He thinks he's ahead of the game.
Dragonoth says:
Dinobot uses his temporary, plot-devised precognition to see Rattrap falling in a future caption. It made his day.
Kamakaze Thrower says:
Ooooohhhh, so thaaaat's how it works. Uh, yeah, how it works...
*runs*
Voyager Prime says:
Rattrap: Good news, Chopperface!
Dinobot: Oh?
Rattrap: Yep. The good news is that they ain't gonna put ya in the Barney Room.
Dinobot: And... the bad news?
Rattrap: The bad news is that Megs got the role instead. (sees giant grin on Dinob
snavej says:
Dinobot: Who would have thought that big juicy bullfrogs could be so utterly delicious! Must stop eating them after 20, though, or I will regurgitate them involuntarily. Hello, what's this? Oh, a magic ring belonging to someone called Sauron.
G
snavej says:
Grimlock (via radio): Me Grimlock know you steal Dinobot name. Me mad about it. Me hunt you down and kill you!
Dinobot: Me Dinobot wish you luck; hope you have proper energon shielding!
snavej says:
Of COURSE this used car is roadworthy, with no major problems. Why wouldn't it be? You can trust me - I'm Honest Dinobot, used car seller to the Great and the Good! Heh heh heh...
Roadshadow says:
Dinobot: Hehehe...
Rhinox: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Who painted my chainguns pink?
Stress says:
yes i farted finaly...the world will smell my greatness..now weres the bathroom...
Zeedust says:
Dinobot: "And you're CERTaIN this ludicrous device while whiten my teeth faster than the wraparound strips would?"
Rhinox: "If the Mysterious Blue Glow does its job right..."
Dinobot: "What was that?"
Rhinox: &q
Kamakaze Thrower says:
Dinobot's plotting. Nobody knows what he's plotting, but we know that he's plotting.
snavej says:
Excellent news, comrades! One of our satellites has discovered a lost valley in the southern hemisphere, where there are thousands of dinosaurs. I'm going to get me some dino-nookie!
snavej says:
Dinobot: That Snoopy cartoon was excellent! I can't stop smiling!
Cheetor (approaching): What did you say?
Dinobot: I...I have vanquished all my enemies and I can't stop smiling!
Cheetor: I thought you mentioned Snoopy.
Dinobot: Don
snavej says:
Dinobot: I've done it! I've laid a steaming brown egg in every room on the ship!
Rhinox: And I've analysed them. I know you did it. Optimus wants a word.
DarkMechJock says:
We've secretly replaced Dinobot's normal energon with decaf. Let's watch...
soundwavegt says:
Heh, I've just seen The Vermin's Beast Machines form. HIghly amusing wouldn't you say? HAAAA HAAAA HAAA!!!!
-Ry- says:
exellent i've now traped rattrap in a corner and now i have his sexy bod to myself
-Ry- says:
exellent i've now traped rattrap in a coner and now i have his sexy bod to myself
pontech says:
I will kill ebay for not selling me or my eeire beast wars returns counterpart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunswiper says:
Dinobot:hey man does it feel like you've sunk into the ground!?!
Rattrap:dude i cant feel my hands!?!?
Prime:lightweights!
Roadshadow says:
Dinobot: Hehehe...soon Rattrap will never realize I'm the one who poisoned his energon oatmeal.
Velocity Prime says:
Dinobot: Try new Crest, makes your teeth whiter...no matter who you've eaten, no one can tell.
Death By Motor Bike says:
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man no time to talk.
Amazon_Flarescythe says:
Dinobot:"ooh...what kind of contraption is this...i isn't doing anything....oh well"
*unknown to dinobot that was rinox's new type of energon still in it's early stages. now everyone knows when dinobot is coming. just look for
Road Turtle says:
Optimus Primal, "My, don't you look like the cat who ate the canary. Er, say, where's Air Razor?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Dinobot,"Dude I am soooooo wasted. Tehe. Rattrap quit hogging Megabong!"
Death Gunner says:
Dinobot:So i'll become you in the future?
DinobotII: Yessss, all you have to do is go to the valley where the humans started and fight one or two Predacons. You'll figure out the rest.
Dinobot: Excellent
DinobotII:Thats what you think heh heh
Death Gunner says:
Optimus: The dust was so thick on theta4 you had to use windshield wipers on your optic senses.
Dinobot: This is war!!!! Good part, skip to good part!!!
Death Gunner says:
Optimus:This is he end of the Beastwars as we know it!!
Cheetor: Yeah, everyone is taking this hard. well except Dinobot.
Dinobot(Unable to stop smiling):This is the worst day of my life.
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Dinbot remembers the time he spent the night with a T-Rex babe, from the Natural History Museum. Dinbot: She was a little skinny, but damn fine!
Pokejedservo says:
Well at least he is more convincing than a bald eagle I'll give him that...
BLASTERBOT says:
dinobot thinks about the nuke he switched for rattraps gun when hwe was in the CR chamber
ejabba says:
Hey Megatron... I'm coming for your job. Think you can stop me? Just try... (enter evil menical laugh).
fireprancer says:
I bleach my teeth on a ggrgrgrgrgrgr,
daily bases.
Ever since I took my braces off they look even more glorious!
thexfile says:
Dinobot: " now who said that bling could not be functional ?? any one want a nice bite of my bling ?? GrRrR "
galvanostril says:
mike: now THAT be the face of a true mother in law...
josh: dude, only allosaurs could smile, this guy's a big CG fake
phillip: dude why the hell are we even watching this crap
mike and josh: NO CLUE!
galvanostril says:
dinobot: I think it's that one there
slag: me, SLAG, see tooth gone
grimlock: me, GRIMLOCK say you full of cesium salame!
Kevinus Prime says:
"Must not laugh...at silly Cybertron accents...mmmph...BWAHAAHAAA!!!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
From off screen,"Fresh'en your breath with Orbitz gum.
Fabulous."
*Ting*
Godfather Bluto says:
Dinobot: Yes, I hate his liver with some fama beans and a nice cianti.
Rattrap: Who's liver?
Dinobot: Yours.
Rattrap: Ulp!
Marv says:
"Get your flashlight out of my face, will you? Don't make me get my laser-pointer!"
Marv says:
"Pheh! What's so dangerous about watching this "ring" videotape? It's just hazy images of a pale fleshling climbing out of a well! "
Marv says:
Cheetor: I broke most of your collection of 19th century porcelein dolls. Sorry.
Dinobot: ........
Ceehtor: You're angry now, aren't you?
Aleta1 says:
What one sees when peeping in windows on a Friday night!! Black Arichnia and Silverbolt, and oh my, I didn't see that coming. Maybe I could go over there for a cup of coffee? Now that's a thought.
Zeedust says:
Unbeknownst to the other Maximals, dinobot was very fond of his secret lava lamp collection.
PG13 says:
Using Crest White Strips, even Raptors can get thier teeth cleaner in 30 days
Stormshadow says:
Dinobot: I didn't do it.
(smiles sweetly)
Optimus: yeah sure, just don't come any closer...
Lela Tragus says:
OPTIMUS: Do you know the Muffin Man
RAPTOR: Yessss, i know the Muffin Man
Rose says:
Well, looks like someone got out off bed on the right side of the bed, this morning.
Acelister says:
Dinobot: "Wait until they see the new 'Emergency Exit' in the floor of Rattrap's quarters..."
Acelister says:
Dinobot: "Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Dinobot took the cookie from the cookie jar... Hehehe..."
Ransom says:
Dinobot: See, children? Drink wholesome energon and YOUR razor-sharp teeth will look like this. And remember to floss after eating rodents, too.
Ransom says:
Cheetor thought he goaded Dinobot into a contest of "Who Can Smile Like The Cheshire Cat", while Dinobot thought Cheetor wanted to play "Eat The Cat"...
Suzuki says:
OPTIMUS: Dinobot, I don't think you have enough of a positive attitude to remain in your position.
DINOBOT: Don't have enough of a positive attitude?!
OPTIMUS: Yes. Not once do I ever recall seeing you smile.
DINOBOT: That's not tru
JazZeke says:
Cheetor: "Hey Dinobot have you seen Rattrap?"
Dinobot: "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!"
Optimus: "Oh Primus, you didn't..."
