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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Dinobot grins ...

Dinobot grins ...
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112 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Ravage XK says:

I used to think I was doing a good job of cleaning my teeth but then my Dentists told me I needed to Go Pro with the Oral-B Pro Expert Toothbrush. Now everyone notices my smile and my mouth feels so clean and fresh.

Apr 11, 2016

RatchetJazz says:

That's so creepy like off the movie jurassic park

Jun 30, 2014

Evil Eye says:

Dinobot, upon being caught watching Night Shift Nurses.

Jan 30, 2013

Godzillabot Primal says:

Mmm...Beans always affect me this way...

Mar 3, 2012

#Sideways# says:

"Clevar garl..."

Dec 8, 2011

Nemesis Jason says:

Mmmm...Botox

Jul 1, 2007

Heavy B says:

hope no one realizes i farted

Sep 13, 2006

Tiedye says:

(LATE AT NIGHT IN THE MAXIMAL BASE, DINOBOT IS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE MONITORS FOR PREDS BUT IS INSTEAD LOOKING UP PORN ON THE INTERNET.)
(DINOBOT)- "Yes baby take it all off for me."

Jun 18, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Everyone knows that when Dinobot grins, they know he ate another baby...

Jun 13, 2006

Dragonoth says:

Cheetor: Why do we use knock-offs as nicknames: 'Catbot', 'Spiderbot', 'Dinobot'? I mean…
Dinobot: It was only funny the first time, "Catbot".

Mar 31, 2006

Dragonoth says:

Dinobot heard that, before going into battle, Klingons sharpened their teeth. He thinks he's ahead of the game.

Mar 31, 2006

Dragonoth says:

Dinobot uses his temporary, plot-devised precognition to see Rattrap falling in a future caption. It made his day.

Mar 28, 2006

Kamakaze Thrower says:

Ooooohhhh, so thaaaat's how it works. Uh, yeah, how it works...

*runs*

Mar 9, 2006

Voyager Prime says:

Rattrap: Good news, Chopperface!

Dinobot: Oh?

Rattrap: Yep. The good news is that they ain't gonna put ya in the Barney Room.

Dinobot: And... the bad news?

Rattrap: The bad news is that Megs got the role instead. (sees giant grin on Dinob

Mar 7, 2006

Unknown says:

See this? This is what the ladies like. Oh, yeah!

Feb 21, 2006

snavej says:

Dinobot: Who would have thought that big juicy bullfrogs could be so utterly delicious! Must stop eating them after 20, though, or I will regurgitate them involuntarily. Hello, what's this? Oh, a magic ring belonging to someone called Sauron.

G

Feb 2, 2006

snavej says:

Grimlock (via radio): Me Grimlock know you steal Dinobot name. Me mad about it. Me hunt you down and kill you!

Dinobot: Me Dinobot wish you luck; hope you have proper energon shielding!

Feb 2, 2006

snavej says:

Of COURSE this used car is roadworthy, with no major problems. Why wouldn't it be? You can trust me - I'm Honest Dinobot, used car seller to the Great and the Good! Heh heh heh...

Feb 2, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Dinobot: Hehehe...
Rhinox: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Who painted my chainguns pink?

Jan 23, 2006

Stress says:

yes i farted finaly...the world will smell my greatness..now weres the bathroom...

Jan 22, 2006

Dclone Soundwave says:

(Ala Mr. Burns)
(Puts Claws Together)
Dinobot:Exellent

Jan 19, 2006

1337W422102 says:

"Royale with cheese..."

Jan 17, 2006

Zeedust says:

Dinobot: "And you're CERTaIN this ludicrous device while whiten my teeth faster than the wraparound strips would?"

Rhinox: "If the Mysterious Blue Glow does its job right..."

Dinobot: "What was that?"

Rhinox: &q

Jan 9, 2006

Kamakaze Thrower says:

Dinobot's plotting. Nobody knows what he's plotting, but we know that he's plotting.

Nov 30, 2005

snavej says:

Excellent news, comrades! One of our satellites has discovered a lost valley in the southern hemisphere, where there are thousands of dinosaurs. I'm going to get me some dino-nookie!

Oct 20, 2005

snavej says:

Dinobot: That Snoopy cartoon was excellent! I can't stop smiling!

Cheetor (approaching): What did you say?

Dinobot: I...I have vanquished all my enemies and I can't stop smiling!

Cheetor: I thought you mentioned Snoopy.

Dinobot: Don

Oct 20, 2005

snavej says:

Dinobot: I've done it! I've laid a steaming brown egg in every room on the ship!

Rhinox: And I've analysed them. I know you did it. Optimus wants a word.

Oct 20, 2005

Zeedust says:

Clone, the other dark meat.

Oct 3, 2005

DarkMechJock says:

We've secretly replaced Dinobot's normal energon with decaf. Let's watch...

Sep 5, 2005

soundwavegt says:

Heh, I've just seen The Vermin's Beast Machines form. HIghly amusing wouldn't you say? HAAAA HAAAA HAAA!!!!

Sep 2, 2005

Scatterlung says:

"What the PIT is that smell?!"

Sep 1, 2005

-Ry- says:

exellent i've now traped rattrap in a corner and now i have his sexy bod to myself

Aug 26, 2005

-Ry- says:

exellent i've now traped rattrap in a coner and now i have his sexy bod to myself

Aug 26, 2005

Starazor says:

I don't like it when he smiles . . .

Aug 8, 2005

Ultimate Optimus says:

Could you please brush my teeth?

Aug 1, 2005

pontech says:

I will kill ebay for not selling me or my eeire beast wars returns counterpart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 25, 2005

Draego says:

Seibertron's favourite to win this years Presidential election

Jul 15, 2005

Draego says:

"...and you can't even tell which are the fake ones."

Jul 15, 2005

ozzie347 says:

Rattrap: "Hey Dinobot, have u seen my weed?"

Jul 12, 2005

Not Sonic says:

grr baby,very grr! im a sexy beast!

Jul 12, 2005

Sunswiper says:

Dinobot:hey man does it feel like you've sunk into the ground!?!
Rattrap:dude i cant feel my hands!?!?
Prime:lightweights!

Jul 10, 2005

archangel_tears says:

God, i'm stoned. that crack Prime has is the sh*t.

Jul 10, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Dinobot: Hehehe...soon Rattrap will never realize I'm the one who poisoned his energon oatmeal.

Jul 10, 2005

Velocity Prime says:

Dinobot: Try new Crest, makes your teeth whiter...no matter who you've eaten, no one can tell.

Jul 10, 2005

Aleta1 says:

How you doin'?

Jul 10, 2005

Death By Motor Bike says:

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man no time to talk.

Jul 10, 2005

Death By Motor Bike says:

'Sup.

Jul 10, 2005

Death By Motor Bike says:

...What the ---- is that?

Jul 10, 2005

Amazon_Flarescythe says:

Dinobot:"ooh...what kind of contraption is this...i isn't doing anything....oh well"

*unknown to dinobot that was rinox's new type of energon still in it's early stages. now everyone knows when dinobot is coming. just look for

Jul 10, 2005

Acelister says:

Dinobot has just found out how to turn lead into Energon.

Jul 10, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Optimus Primal, "My, don't you look like the cat who ate the canary. Er, say, where's Air Razor?"

Jul 9, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dinobot,"Dude I am soooooo wasted. Tehe. Rattrap quit hogging Megabong!"

Jul 8, 2005

Death Gunner says:

Dinobot:So i'll become you in the future?
DinobotII: Yessss, all you have to do is go to the valley where the humans started and fight one or two Predacons. You'll figure out the rest.
Dinobot: Excellent
DinobotII:Thats what you think heh heh

Jul 8, 2005

Death Gunner says:

Dinobot: Megatron?????
All Megatron toys: You talkin to me?

Jul 8, 2005

Death Gunner says:

Optimus: The dust was so thick on theta4 you had to use windshield wipers on your optic senses.
Dinobot: This is war!!!! Good part, skip to good part!!!

Jul 8, 2005

Death Gunner says:

Optimus:This is he end of the Beastwars as we know it!!
Cheetor: Yeah, everyone is taking this hard. well except Dinobot.
Dinobot(Unable to stop smiling):This is the worst day of my life.

Jul 8, 2005

-Ry- says:

Dinobot got into rhinox's "organic" mixtures again.

Jul 7, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Dinbot remembers the time he spent the night with a T-Rex babe, from the Natural History Museum. Dinbot: She was a little skinny, but damn fine!

Jul 7, 2005

Minicle says:

The replacement for Barney arrives at the studio.

Jul 7, 2005

Pokejedservo says:

Well at least he is more convincing than a bald eagle I'll give him that...

Jul 7, 2005

Minicle says:

Dinobot tries out for the new Colgate commercial.

Jul 7, 2005

BLASTERBOT says:

dinobot thinks about the nuke he switched for rattraps gun when hwe was in the CR chamber

Jul 7, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

Dinobot you sex-ay beast!! Grrrraaaawwwwllll...

Jul 7, 2005

Not Sonic says:

*ssnnniiifffff*
w-whoa man!

Jul 6, 2005

ejabba says:

Hey Megatron... I'm coming for your job. Think you can stop me? Just try... (enter evil menical laugh).

Jul 6, 2005

fireprancer says:

I bleach my teeth on a ggrgrgrgrgrgr,
daily bases.

Ever since I took my braces off they look even more glorious!

Jul 6, 2005

Blaster_6267 says:

FEED ME SEYMORE!!!

Jul 6, 2005

thexfile says:

Dinobot: " now who said that bling could not be functional ?? any one want a nice bite of my bling ?? GrRrR "

Jul 6, 2005

galvanostril says:

mike: now THAT be the face of a true mother in law...
josh: dude, only allosaurs could smile, this guy's a big CG fake
phillip: dude why the hell are we even watching this crap
mike and josh: NO CLUE!

Jul 6, 2005

galvanostril says:

dinobot: I think it's that one there
slag: me, SLAG, see tooth gone
grimlock: me, GRIMLOCK say you full of cesium salame!

Jul 6, 2005

Screambug says:

I'm auctioning for a toothpaste commercial!

Jul 5, 2005

Velocity Prime says:

*thinks* Oh....Rattrap is bout to sit on the whoopee cushion

Jul 5, 2005

kennyman says:

....I made brown >:)

Jul 5, 2005

psychoandy says:

Rattrap: *sniff, sniff* Eyyy, uhh... what's that smell?

Jul 5, 2005

BluavalancheZ71 says:

eat you heart out barney!!

Jul 5, 2005

BluavalancheZ71 says:

he he he... Optimus has gum in his jet pack again

Jul 5, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"I love you...you love me..."

Jul 5, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Hurry up and TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE!"

Jul 5, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Am I getting famous? You saw me eat two guys in Jurrassic Park!"

Jul 5, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Must not laugh...at silly Cybertron accents...mmmph...BWAHAAHAAA!!!"

Jul 4, 2005

JazZeke says:

"By The Pit I hate Prozac. It's making me love everyone!"

Jul 4, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

From off screen,"Fresh'en your breath with Orbitz gum.
Fabulous."

*Ting*

Jul 4, 2005

tf_geek says:

It's a UNIX system! I know this!

Jul 4, 2005

Omega - Prime says:

Im to sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts! :P

Jul 4, 2005

Godfather Bluto says:

Dinobot: Yes, I hate his liver with some fama beans and a nice cianti.
Rattrap: Who's liver?
Dinobot: Yours.
Rattrap: Ulp!

Jul 4, 2005

Marv says:

"Get your flashlight out of my face, will you? Don't make me get my laser-pointer!"

Jul 4, 2005

Marv says:

"Pheh! What's so dangerous about watching this "ring" videotape? It's just hazy images of a pale fleshling climbing out of a well! "

Jul 4, 2005

Marv says:

"Primal! The rodent put plutonium in my bed again! Look at me!"

Jul 4, 2005

Marv says:

Cheetor: I broke most of your collection of 19th century porcelein dolls. Sorry.
Dinobot: ........
Ceehtor: You're angry now, aren't you?

Jul 4, 2005

Marv says:

I'll sit as close to the screen as I bloody well like, Primal!!!!

Jul 4, 2005

Marv says:

"Pre-order only?!! Curses! Takara shall die by my hand!!!!"

Jul 4, 2005

Aleta1 says:

What one sees when peeping in windows on a Friday night!! Black Arichnia and Silverbolt, and oh my, I didn't see that coming. Maybe I could go over there for a cup of coffee? Now that's a thought.

Jul 4, 2005

Jaw Crusher says:

Boy, it's nice to see the Rolling Stones back on tour again.

Jul 4, 2005

Ravage XK says:

Take the picture already!!!!

Jul 4, 2005

Zeedust says:

Unbeknownst to the other Maximals, dinobot was very fond of his secret lava lamp collection.

Jul 4, 2005

terrordive2020 says:

Yeah Blackarachnia, keep your window open for daddy

Jul 4, 2005

Dead Matrix says:

uhhhh i don't know what happend to kicker...... buuuurrrrrppp!

Jul 4, 2005

Dead Matrix says:

Wait till primal looks in his closet, heheheheheheh....KABOOM!

Jul 4, 2005

PG13 says:

Using Crest White Strips, even Raptors can get thier teeth cleaner in 30 days

Jul 4, 2005

Stormshadow says:

Dinobot: I didn't do it.
(smiles sweetly)
Optimus: yeah sure, just don't come any closer...

Jul 4, 2005

Lela Tragus says:

OPTIMUS: Do you know the Muffin Man
RAPTOR: Yessss, i know the Muffin Man

Jul 4, 2005

terrordive2020 says:

Ever since I hit puberty, I havn't left the bathroom

Jul 4, 2005

Rose says:

Well, looks like someone got out off bed on the right side of the bed, this morning.

Jul 4, 2005

Acelister says:

Dinobot: "Maybe THIS will help me get a reissue toy..."

Jul 4, 2005

Acelister says:

Dinobot: "Wait until they see the new 'Emergency Exit' in the floor of Rattrap's quarters..."

Jul 4, 2005

Acelister says:

Dinobot: "Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Dinobot took the cookie from the cookie jar... Hehehe..."

Jul 4, 2005

Ransom says:

Dinobot: See, children? Drink wholesome energon and YOUR razor-sharp teeth will look like this. And remember to floss after eating rodents, too.

Jul 4, 2005

Ransom says:

Cheetor thought he goaded Dinobot into a contest of "Who Can Smile Like The Cheshire Cat", while Dinobot thought Cheetor wanted to play "Eat The Cat"...

Jul 4, 2005

Road Turtle says:

My grandma, what big teeth you have...

Jul 4, 2005

Road Turtle says:

"But I am smiling."

Jul 4, 2005

Suzuki says:

OPTIMUS: Dinobot, I don't think you have enough of a positive attitude to remain in your position.
DINOBOT: Don't have enough of a positive attitude?!
OPTIMUS: Yes. Not once do I ever recall seeing you smile.
DINOBOT: That's not tru

Jul 4, 2005

JazZeke says:

Cheetor: "Hey Dinobot have you seen Rattrap?"

Dinobot: "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!"

Optimus: "Oh Primus, you didn't..."

Jul 4, 2005

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