The Ultimate Caption Contest
Ratchet working on Teletran-1
96 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Vapor-03 says:
Wheeljack: Ugh, why did you have to fart. Stinks up here now!
Ratchet: I think someone must've stepped on duck or sumfink.
BG the Robit says:
Ratchet: Is Aimee watching? She's my girlfriend in some book. I got all stripped down for ya, babe (hence my red underwear).
megatron1322 says:
oh geez...i've seen enough porn videos to know where this is going...
Menasor75 says:
Ratchet: Just give me a parsec, I will have this hot-wired faster than Blurr can say 'Decepticon'!
popo5 says:
Quit it, Ironhide! I'm getting tired of you looking at privates, you pervert!
maroyasha says:
Ratchet: The red wire's connetced to the, blue wire. The green wire's connected to the yellow wire.
Retrospex says:
I didn't realize there was a secret passage to Wheeljack's lab under here!
Zetatron says:
Ratchet: Look, I'm just sayin', if I had to choose, I'd keep Sparkplug, at least he's useful.
WheelJack: Yeah, and besides, how many times has he been kidnapped? Once. Spike? Hell I think the Con's may have him right now!
Heckfire says:
RATCHET: ...AWRIGHT, who's been picking their nose and sticking it under the console again?
GRIMLOCK: *whistles innocently*
altramaxus says:
see what happens when you let the apprentice service teletran 1, you left the bloody sump plug out you dick!
welcometothedarksyde says:
slag, hooking up the illegal cable to teletraan is gonna be harder than I thought
moonie says:
uuh... it's.... not what you think. um, could you please look away for a while, wheeljack?
Hatch says:
"Prime said to buy a MAC. I told him NO, but what do I know. I'm a doctor, not a computer repair bot."
moonie says:
wheeljack: ratchet, we have these things called 'anti-virus' software and--
ratchet: oh sure, mister 'i'm-too-afraid-too-get-my hands-dirty' you think some flimsy plastic disk can solve all your computer problems..well you lazy
Saberspark model H. says:
Teltran-1: oh Ratchet your hands feel so good
Ratchet: Yep, He seems to be officaly gay
Optimus: Autobots Transform and get up outa here Its a gay Transformer
*autobot screams can be heard*
*Megatron Laughs nervously after whatching the video that La
Zeedust says:
Ratchet: I can't reach the pen. Help me move the desk,would you?
Wheeljack: It's welded to the wall so vital circuits aren't exposed to dust, if I remember.
Ratchet: What idiot decided that we should... It was me, wasn't it?
Swerve says:
Ratchet: What the hell are you talking about Chip? There aren't any monsters under Teletran-1?
darkqueen01 says:
Ratchet isn't really fixing Teletran-1. He's actually trying to get free cable.
gogleman374 says:
Optimus:What happend to teletran one?
Ratchet:Well wheeljack here was downloading some po--
Wheeljack:shut up!
Road Turtle says:
Ratchet, "The Space Bridge is a plot device?"
Wheeljack, "Well yeah think about it; between you, me, Perceptor, Hoist, and Grapple; do you really think we couldn't build a space bridge of our own? We could hit up Omega Supreme for
Road Turtle says:
Ratchet, "Now hold up, you built three new Autobots, here, on Earth, without the use of Vector Sigma to give them Sparks?"
Wheeljack, "Uh...Yeah!"
Ratchet, "How did you get around that one? Wouldn't that leave a hole in
Road Turtle says:
Wheeljack, "Hey Ratchet! Guess what I invented! I built three new Autobots that turn into vicious Earth creatures called Dinosaurs! They're ferocious, armed to the teeth, and virtually unstoppable! The best part, is that I made them authentic! J
Kevinus Prime says:
"No! I don't wanna make that special run to Autobot City! You can't make me! MOMMY!"
lockepsb says:
Ratchet: Just gimme one more minute and we'll be able to watch the Cybertronian Female's Mud Wrestling Network for free...
TransX says:
Ratchet: Ok, Teletran-1, turn your cerebral vortex and cough.
Teletran-1: *cough*
Ratchet: You were right, Wheeljack. A cyberhernia. I should have installed that anti-virus software when Prime told me to...
shockwave_inoz says:
Ratchet: *tickle..tickle..tickle..*
Teletran 1: "WAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!"
Wheeljack: "Stop that! Or I'll jump on your big, red metal undies!!"
Ratchet: "You know your problem, Wheeljack? You just have no sens
Lord Megatron Decepticon says:
Ratchet: Wow I didn't know how large my chestplate really is... I could me a fembot.
Wheeljack with blank look: You're kidding right?
Ratchet: I'm serious. Hehe I'd could jump in the Energon Shower with Arcee and get away with it
hot rod 907 says:
wheeljack: whoa, nice pair! wanna go out some time?
rachet: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!
wheeljack: DUDE, NEVER TRICK ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!
Road Turtle says:
Ratchet, "Shut up Wheeljack, I do not have a Reel-to-Reel for a brain! Stupid cartoon in-accurate 80'S toys...and my head's not in my chest either!"
Road Turtle says:
Ratchet, "A canna' change the laws of physics, I've got to have thirty minutes!"
Minicle says:
Ratchet has ever since regretted agreeing to fill in, until Wheeljack could finish repairing the Router...
snavej says:
Ratchet: Pheromone readings indicate that Teletraan-1 wants to mate with you, Wheeljack!
Wheeljack: Again? So soon?
Ratchet: I think that I'm starting to understand the situation here.
Wheeljack: Wrong, Ratchet. There's more going on
snavej says:
Ratchet: What do you mean 'You'll be going green in 2007'? I hope I get some good lines, at least. Maybe some cool circular saws or something.
snavej says:
Wheeljack's repairs to Teletraan-1 were so ineffective that Ratchet had to reach behind the screens and manually change the displays, to make it look like the computer was working.
A few minutes later, Optimus Prime ordered that Ratchet and Wheelj
*Skycat* says:
Wheeljack: What are you doing
Ratchet: I'm fixing teletran, what does it look like I'm doing.
Wheeljack: Do you honestly want me to answer that?
Ratchet: No!
Deadpool. says:
Teletran: I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. How may I serve you?
Ratchet: No you arent. And stop moving while I fix your internals!
Wheeljack: It seems like you're gonna need my new Inter-Fixit Module....
Ratchet: I dont wanna risk usi
Decepticon Spike says:
And after that, Teletran-1 was able to pick up the Spice Channel.
Predaprince says:
After many debates with fellow Autobots, Ratchet finally admitted to having a triple mode as Wheeljack's doormat.
snavej says:
At this point, Teletraan-1 had its first orgasm, then stopped working, started smoking and sighed 'That was amazing, Ratchet!'.
snavej says:
Wheeljack: Hey, Ratchet, is that where you keep your porn?
Ratchet: What porn?
Wheeljack: You know - 'Ambulance Digest Monthly' magazine!
Ratchet: You're going to need an ambulance soon, but there won't be one there for you!
Angelbot says:
Elita, Chromia, Moonracer, Firestar ... my apologies for not having the place sparkling clean. Wheeljack told me you'd be arriving at six o'clock Earth time. I wasn't expecting you so soon.
Q_Silverbolt says:
I told you guys not to play indoors! You do realize that each of you stand at at least 10 feet?
Byrerprime says:
Ratchet: Untie me at once Wheeljack. And you better not leave my undercarriage exposed again. Arcee did not think it was funny.
transformerguru says:
Ratchet - Whoa damn!!! That fart just stinks...
Wheeljack - Don't have to tell me twice.
Ratchet - Be greatful your not in the confined space
snavej says:
Wheeljack: Unhand that femputer, you dastardly brigand! She's mine!
Ratchet: Easy pal, just doing some screwing!
Wheeljack: You've done it now! [Kicks Ratchet in the wotsits.] Physician, heal thyself!
Ratchet [high voice]: No problem
snavej says:
Ratchet: Why do these computers look so, you know, 1980s?
Wheeljack: This is the 1980s, dumbass!
Ratchet: Guess I shouldn't have drunk so much at that party back in 1975!
snavej says:
Ratchet looks into the dark recesses of the Golden Age and finds things that he thought had disappeared forever.
megatrina says:
R: You're right, Wheeljack, Spike didn't bother to paint under here.
W: I guess he thought we wouldn't look.
R: Well, I'm not paying him unless he finishes the job. Though why Prime wanted to paint this place "Sunset Orange&
mechislander says:
Wheeljack: Ratchet, you're a ROBOT. Robots don't have muscles. And therefore, you don't need to do 10000 pull ups everyday.
Autobot Jazz says:
Ratchet:Sorry Wheeljack I just can't get us free X-Box Live
Wheeljack:Aw c'mon Ratchet Halo 3 just came out & I blew all my money on the Legendary Edition!
raptor205 says:
ratchet: oh crap teletran got the 3 red rings of death,
wheeljack: well, send it to microsoft,
1337W422102 says:
Ratchet's Chestplate Augmentation Surgery and the lack of female Transformers on the Ark did not mix well.
Porsche 935 T says:
awwww damn it ... I knew we would need an adapter cable to hook up the play station.
zoso504 says:
Well, now we can get video feed from the next room on the big screen. It's up to Mirage to sweet talk Arcee into showing him her chassis.
Optimusizzy says:
Ratchet: No Wheeljack we re't secretly dating I just tripped backwards and landed here.
Wheeljack: Sure I know what happens on Earth stays on earth.
Teletran 1: A little bit more to the left. Yeah thats the spot.
Enigma Blackdragon says:
Wheeljack: Hmm... The machine was ment to build ratchets for me but...
Black Bumblebee says:
Ratchett: "Help! It's got me! Wheeljack, grab my legs before it devours me whole!"
Wheeljack: "Pff... yeah right. You die, and I don't have to pay back the 5 thousand energon chips I lost in poker."
Ratchett: "Aaaa
dabattousai says:
Ratchet: Shhhhh, don't tell anyone Wheeljack, but my secret copy of Halo 3 that I got before Megatron stole the rest, is underneath here.
TK-225 says:
Ratchet: Okay, lets see here, ratchet... ratchet...
RATCHET!
Wheeljack: You're Ratchet, I'm Wheeljack!
Ratchet: ...Just hand me the tool, Gears-for- Brains.
First-Aid says:
Will someone please tell Spike and Chip to stop putting their chewing gum on the underside of the console? It's dried up and I need Omega Supreme to pry it off now...
First-Aid says:
WHEEEEEEEE!! This new enclosed slide is awes- oh crap! Watch out Wheeljack! (loud collision and sound of breaking class and startled cats)
First-Aid says:
Ratchet: OK, who's the smartass that put "Dinobot Strength" Super Adhesive Glue under here? My hands are stuck!
Wheeljack: (chortles)
Ratchet: Dammit! No soup for you!
Lord Megatron Decepticon says:
Ratchet: What in god's name is Prime doing with Bumblebee over there?
Wheeljack: You don't wanna know, just get back under there and repair Teletran-1!
Ratchet: Told ya Ultra Magnus would have been a more trust worthy leader.
Wheeljack:
Lord Megatron Decepticon says:
Ratchet: Wheeljack, stop looking up my chest plate.
Wheeljack: *stops drooling* I wasn't!
