The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by trailbreaker
“So then I said ‘kiss her? I barely know her! Ahahaha!’ “
“Yes I cried when Prime died so what !?”
“Stop staring at me !”
“Yes Prime, all dozen donuts are resting in my belly.”
“Ravage is using the litter box, now’s our chance! Floor it !”
“This Metroplex is hard to transform!”
“Brawn, let’s play basketball with Spike later!”
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO !!
Bumblebee : Sith Lord
“Cool , now I get to hang out with Dr. Arkeville!”
“Look, Tracks put a third coat of wax on his trunk.”
“Ok guys, do we choose pepperoni or sausage?”
“Prime, we’re out of Lucky Charms!”
“Look, Spike is yelling more ‘Yo Momma’ jokes at Brawn.”
“These blasted kids putting Cheetos in my pipe! “
“Yes I still use my Ipod, so what ?!?”
Looks defective right out of the box ….
“Stop calling me Doc Brown!”
“Add toilet paper to the list please!”
“PLEASE KNOCK NEXT TIME !!”
“These antennae on my head can pick up the Nightly News on Cybertron!”
“So what if Hasbro lost the original G1 Dinobot molds? Can’t they just buy a KO on EBay and reverse engineer it?”
“Great, now we have to buy more turf !”
I wonder when we’ll get a new caption …
“Yes, it’s called ‘Only Fans’ and I just created a channel dedicated to my feet !”
“Who put laxatives in my cereal !?!?”
“This Rogaine stuff is great !!”
“I’m binging Yellowstone this week !”
“Yes Bumblebee it’s called ‘doom scrolling’ and it causes humans to be idiots.”
Hot Rod - “Well….i guess we could stand him in the garden to scare vermin away.”
“I have an interview for the Head Coach of Buffalo at noon !”
“Haha!! I got Rumble to pull my finger!”
“Who ate all the Twinkies !?”
“Oooh I see mistletoe ….!”
“Frenzy wants a pony for Christmas ??”
“Oh yes!! I’ll bring the stuffing !!”
“Well it’s 5:00 somewhere isn’t it !?!?”
It’s been nearly 40 years and I’m still in shock over this scene !
“Reminder: when the kids show up for trick-or-treats do NOT give them energon!”
“You like my Bernie Sanders Halloween costume ? “
“Enough! Stop substituting crazy glue for my Preparation H !!”
“So….do I punch a clock or what? Do I submit a time sheet?”
“Laserbeak bring me back my pants NOW !!”
“Starscream said Cy-Kill is 10 times the leader Megatron is!”
“Yes! Skywarp brought donuts !”
“Yay, another ‘Over the Hill’ reference on my birthday. Decepticons are so lame!”
“Oooohhh…. Energon stew !!”
So that’s where Grimzeek is hiding ….
So I guess the band won’t be performing at halftime ?
“Phil Collins on the turntable again? YES! “
