Football player versus Blitzwing

trailbreaker says:

Look at the size of that reissue !!

trailbreaker says:

Only 1 person showed up to the Blitzwing statue unveiling.

trailbreaker says:

Strangest halftime show ever ….

DeltaSilver88 says:

Human: Time to make like the Finns! *shoves football inside Blitzwing's turret*
Blitwing: Take thi- *turret blows up* PRIMUS' SMELLY FEET, I CAN'T SEE!

trailbreaker says:

Big crowd , huh?

Castle74 says:

DEFLATE THIS!!

Decepticon Stryker says:

Football player: "Gonna make a touchdown. Gonna make a touchdown. Gonna make a- Oh you gotta be kidding me..."

Castle74 says:

Seems the rest of the NFL has had enough of Tom Brady!

Sigma Magnus says:

"I need to stop losing bets..."

o.supreme says:

Losing the Superbowl was so traumatizing for Colin Kraepernick, he started hallucinating every time he went back for a pass.

Rainmaker says:

Cut from this scene: Everyone else

DeathReviews says:

"So - we're facing the Patriots again, huh?"

DedicatedGhostArt says:

This is one of the deleted scenes from Facing the Giants.

Cmdr. Trailblazer says:

When I wanted an explosive performance, this IS NOT what I wanted!!

snavej says:

Later, Blitzwing discovered that this 'man' was actually 95% padding and plating. It was creepy.

Riptidemtmte says:

The Cybertron Centennials misunderstood the meaning of having a 'tank' on their team...

TF Cagle says:

"He gets to the 50, 40, 30, 20, 15, and he runs in to the tank at the 10!"

william-james88 says:

Aw sh!t, this isn't fair!

OptometristPrime says:

HEY! I'm Hank the Tank!!!

greenlanterncorpsman says:

Check it out guys. if the half-time show sucks this year somebody is gonna pay.

chirtman says:

CNN live at Tiananmen Stadium

omegasupreme69 says:

WTF??? this cant be legal

trailbreaker says:

Blitzwing sacks Tony Romo. Everyone does.

kruiz220898 says:

Blitzwing blitzes the quarterback. Whoops, now there's only a quarter of a pancake left.

Axelbro says:

blitzwing : heck yea home run let's see if you can do that little rat

Axelbro says:

blitzwing: touch down !!!

Shockwave7 says:

'Why ME?'

Bumblevivisector says:

BLITZWING: "I have reliable intel saying Blackout visited this year's Superbowl for almost an hour, need to know if he was a helicopter, or half a B-1! Spill it, footballer!"

munkimus prime says:

Mr T is tired of this crap.

Evil Eye says:

You pansies! Either play Rugby properly, without the armour, or don't play at all! Bloody wusses...

Primus_Maximus says:

Blitzwing: Go long, very long! I can shoot these decepticon T-shirts better than those lame T-shirt cannons!

snavej says:

Blitzwing: Isn't your game basically the same as rugby football, only for sissies?!

Footballer: My traumatic brain injuries say otherwise, foolish alien!

snavej says:

Blitzwing: You will be baked and then there will be cake!

Footballer: I don't think so, tank dude. We're not in Colorado here!

snavej says:

Footballer: In public, I am Ladiesman217 but in private I am FriendofDorothy69.

Blitzwing: Just hand over the McGuffin and then frak off.

warmech95 says:

generations Blitzwing's QC issues got so bad they had to build a life size replica and have a quarter back charge at it until the shoulder joints finally locked in place!

snavej says:

Blitzwing: So I joined the U.N. Peacekeeping Corps. They said that I could help keep the peace by blowing stuff up and occasionally shoving meat creatures into mincing machines.

Footballer: But, most importantly, they gave you a blinging new paint job

snavej says:

Blitzwing: Take me to your Richard Simmons! I want to lose weight!

Footballer: Dude, I think you want the breakers' yard!

snavej says:

Blitzwing: Nice stadium. Mind if I blow it up?

Footballer: Actually, that would be helpful. This stadium is SO last season!

snavej says:

He wanted to win.
He took steroids.
His winkie shrank.
So he bought himself a tank.
Overcompensation!

necr0blivion says:

Blitzwing, being a passionate animal-lover, has not forgiven Michael Vick and decides to protest the NFL.

Abejorro1997 says:

It's Tiananmen Square all over again...

318MobBoss says:

AWWW COME ON FAVRE!! It's called retirement!

Bumblevivisector says:

Yes, as Marvel cancelled the G1 TF book for being silly kiddy-crap unsuitable for the serious, extreme '90s, they green-lit "NFL Superpro". Seriously, look it up. Blitzwing was as confused and frustrated as anyone else.

Constantine says:

I put the IRON in GRIDIRON!

Evil Eye says:

Football hooliganism taken to a whole new level.

jazzt1 says:

football player, "tackle or touch?"
blitzwing, " TACKLE!!!!!"

Optimum Supreme says:

Wow, someone let Michael Bay produce the Super Bowl halftime show.

Varia31 says:

"That the new quarterback?!"

Trikeboy says:

ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?!?

Marcus Rush says:

Patrick Willis, is that you?

Slipstream619 says:

when they said the opponent was a tank of a player they meant it

osubreeze says:

IT'S A BLITZ......wing

MarkNL says:

Overly Manly Man, playing football against a tank.

sdn1337 says:

Oh s*** it's Blitzwing! Let me hop in and take me to the Decepticon gang!

*& that's how the team lost the championship*

Brakethrough says:

Sometimes, being a triplechanger is just Maddening.

Poyguimogul says:

It was on that day that the quarterback for the Wisconsin badgers say the true form of the Minnesota State Screaming Eagles. Coach Hayden Fox laughed like only Graig T. Nelson could.

Sodan-1 says:

Arrowhead Stadium gets a rather unexpected visit from Kim Jong-un.

Sodan-1 says:

Training session photos suggest the 49ers are taking their offence a little too seriously.

Hiro Prime says:

The only way Tim Tibow could play during the 2013 season was to join the Iacon Hurtbots.

RhA says:

LACES OUT.

Trikeboy says:

Blitzwing got a bit lost while looking for Tiananmen Square.

snavej says:

Footballer: How much do you weigh?

Blitzwing: About sixty tonnes right now.

Footballer: If you're so heavy, how can you fly?

Blitzwing: Antigravity and hyperspatial mass-shifting technology ... er, I mean, that was classified ... I should have sa

snavej says:

At that precise moment, for some reason, Wing Chung had a flashback to the Tiananmen Square student uprising of 1989.

Red 50 says:

For some reason Blitzwing was banned from all football teams even though he always managed to get a touchdown. It could have been his personality, a steroid-issue, racial thing, or just the fact that he always shoved his cannon into other players faces

Dark Ops says:

Professor Hawking tries out for the paralympic football team with his new chair.

snavej says:

Footballer (thinks): Did they change the rules of the game again?! Damn! I shoulda brought my M1!

snavej says:

Footballer: No fair! No armoured vehicles! Umpire, do something!

Umpire (out of shot): I'd like to help, son, but the alien tank thing just reduced me to a pile of dog meat.

snavej says:

Blitzwing: Human, what are you carrying in your right hand?

Footballer: My morning poo. It wouldn't flush down the toilet, so I'm gonna bury it here somewhere.

Blitzwing: Each to his own, I guess.

snavej says:

Thanks to new Hypersteroids, Blitzwing didn't stand a chance.

snavej says:

It's a g-g-g-ghost tank!

snavej says:

You call that camouflage? In the Arctic, maybe it is.

snavej says:

The Ku Klux Klan got some white coloured tanks and squashed all the democrats and minorities.

snavej says:

Hey, don't point your 16-foot whanger at me, boy!

Poyguimogul says:

::BLITZWING "Prepare to DIE Cornhusker!!!"

Heckfire says:

...uh, coach? I don't think that's what they mean by "going for a long bomb."

Ravage XK says:

Blitzwing tried to add some excitement to one of the dullest games in the world but sadly nobody turned up to watch it.

TheEggmaster says:

Blitzwing: Wait was I supposed to be a jet for the memorial ceremony?

rockman_fan says:

my kind of fantasy football.

d_sel1 says:

Well, the game we have playing in this episode is not really American football (see the illegal formations used by the offense), so the tank is really no surprise.

King Slick says:

Tim Tebow quickly realizes that a tank has a better cannon than he does and decides to take up knitting booties for underprivileged orphans.