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DeltaSilver88 writes: Yeah, your shoulders are a little stiff... a few squeezes here and there and they should be good as new!
Black Hat writes: "It's OK, Metro. Sadiq Khan won't be your mayor for much longer."
MegaX Master writes: Trypticon: Sorry about your Sharkticon passing away.
Ms. Trebuchette writes: "Listen, Metroplex. Just because we ARE cities doesn't mean we have to understand how cities work. Zoning laws are REALLY confusing."
Rainmaker writes: Metroplex: I thought campaign would prepare me for multiplayer...
Miester-Jazz writes: Trypticon and metroplex were always secret BFFs.
trailbreaker writes: Crack attack.
Riptidemtmte writes: "Prepare your exhaust port, Metro. I'm going in dry."
nyklas78 writes: Psst! Metro.I got some lube!
nyklas78 writes: Metroplex "My Go-Bots! All Gone!" Trypticon. I Know...I Know. It will be fine."- Back to top -
Judas_Warlord writes: Trypticon: I WANNA PIGGYBACK RIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frenchhorngirl writes: Psst, psst... Did you hear that some Transformers are not the gender thought to be at first?
cusd220 writes: i like pie
Axelbro writes: trypticon:c'mon bro just because we are so big that does not mean that you are not cool let's go fishing with scorponok, omega supreme, and fort max.
omegasupreme69 writes: I told You trypy Im the pitcher Your the catcher.....
BERSEKAEL writes: Told you metroplex, I am a pro twist gamer!
Revenge of Bruticus writes: "Just what word did Wheeljack tell you he cutting into your head? Man he messed you up good."
Swoopscream writes: Hey man... are you sure this is a dino hug? Did you happen to learn this in dino prison?
EXSkywarp writes: Alright, Metro...stick and move!! STICK AND MOVE!! This Fortress Maximus guy's a PUNK, man! A BUM! Eye of the tiger...EYE OF THE TIGER!! NOW GET IN THERE AND WHUP HIS ASS!!!
Black Hat writes: It's OK, Metroplex. Everyone has rule 34 made of them at some point in their lives.- Back to top -
Road Turtle writes: Trypticon, "So they replaced you with Fortress Maximus? You could always start over; get a new paint job, a new name. How about 'Metrotitan'? That has a good ring. We got cookies."
MarkNL writes: Trypticon: Hey, sweetie, got something to do this evening?
Metroplex: Yeah. Kick you in your ass, SWEETIE!
BenderCrosby1 writes: Ouch! Ya know, maybe your primary function ISN'T a masseuse.
BronyYesmanPrime writes: "its Okay Metroplex, we have all had our Jimmies Rustled"
Lucius Prime writes: Metroplex:"I just don't know why he has to be so mean!"
Trypticon:"I know, I know.... Ever since Scorponok and Fortess Maximus started hanging out, they think they OWN Cybertron..."
JaffleMaker writes: Invading a city, Trypticon style!
aaronaufdenberg writes: Trypticon "Hey buddy, had a rough day?"
Metroplex "ahhha No?" Small off to the side picture of Metroplex landing a "BAM" Uppercut!
Kanyon writes: Trypticon: "hey listen!"
mattj972 writes: I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!
ChemPrime writes: Trypticon: Next time, I'll go easy on ya .. you know... so you still have fans- Back to top -
robotsindisguys writes: Hold still Metro, this won't hurt a bit!
Veritas Prime writes: I wish I could quit you!
prowlalpha writes: Stupid me forgot about the max, It should read you never been in a chicken fight before.
prowlalpha writes: Metroplex:This is my first time.
Trypticon: I will be gentle, just relax.
Metroplex: Maybe, we should wait.
Trypticon: No, the time is right.
Metroplex: Ok, I am excited!
Trypticon: Oh, man your going to love this. I can't believe you never b
SpaceSkull writes: It's okay Metroplex we all make mistakes. Next time try and remember to let all the humans exit before transforming.
Tracks85 writes: Remember, the first time is free, next time it's 50 bucks
Cyhwuhx writes: "Now calm down Metroplex. What Full-Tilt and Slammer are doing is perfectly natural. Don't get so worked up about it."
Blackstreak writes: Trypticon: "Listen, don't take it personally but in public I gotta act like I don't like you."
aeleven writes: Trypticon: " Metroplex... I likes ya, I wants ya, ...We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way!
Mofo4life writes: Trypticon: What you got Metroplex...I wanna see.- Back to top -
Metroplex: Oh you're gonna like this. Just hold on a minute while i get the scope in focus.
Trypticon: Are you taking pictures?
Metroplex: Uh...Yes I am. When I point, smile for the bang...I mean flash.
Mofo4life writes: Trypticon: Can't we be friends?
Trypticon: Why not?
Metroplex: Cause we're enemies, and I'm gonna destroy you.
Trypticon: Oh yeah, me Trypticon forget.
Mofo4life writes: Trypticon: Wow...You got a nice finish...All shiny, did you go to Maco?
Metroplex: And pay their ridiculous prices? No sir...I do my own polish. Besides I get a discount.
Mofo4life writes: Before Trypticon smash and bash you, I got Joke for you. Knock knock...
Oh, come in!
Agghhh...You ruin Trypticon's Joke...I no like you no more...
That's what you get, now LETS' FIGHT!!!
spiderbob007 writes: Trypticon: "I have three simple rules: evacuation, lubrication and communication."
Heckfire writes: Wow, you Metroplex have lots of tension back here. Luckily me Trypticon licensed massage therapist.
Xephon0930 writes: For Metroplex,all it takes is one good back rub before he becomes a Headmaster.
onslaught1 writes: ever been with a 40 story dinosaur before?
do ya wanna be?
leviebaby writes: listen metroplex i know who your'e father is who tritocon it's ultramagnus no
chrisbchicken46 writes: Shhhhhhhhhhhh... it'll all be over soon
snavej writes: [Sends picture to 'Up the Arse Corner', Viz Comics, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, UK.]- Back to top -
snavej writes: Trypticon: I'll let you live if you just destroy that school bus down there.
Metroplex: That's it! I'm calling my Daddy on you! He's 10 miles tall!
MasterSoundBlaster writes: Don't worry 'Plex,I'm sure Hasbro will give us a FoC toy in the Future...
Torgon02 writes: Trypticon: It's okay, it happens to all of us sometimes. Have you heard about Cialis?
Gonshyk writes: -Do not worry so much. You will be cured and I will be cured, too. Tripticon simply had no idea with which virus he was infected, and which bestowed his friend. That was STD...
leviebaby writes: Tripticon back says insert batteries here
Insidious writes: Metroplex: "Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over."
Stormrider writes: Scramble city twister:
Right Leg Yellow. Left arm blue.
Optimum Supreme writes: Hey! You're not the pizza guy!
Cyberseven writes: Tripticon: No I am not really a Proctologist, but i did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
primel73 writes: Let's skip the Minnesota State fair and form our own twin cities. -cue 70's porn music.- Back to top -
primel73 writes: Seriously, I'm just looking for your cog. Trust me, I coached at Penn State.
Cyberseven writes: Metroplex: I wish I could remember the damn safe word!!
Tripticon: MMMM...Metroplex tastes like chicken.
ScreenTalkerDotOrg writes: You ever get the feelin'... I don't know, er... when you're in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows? And then you go out on the pavement and everyone looks like they know too?
MarkNL writes: Let's create baby-bots. We'll call them: Mini-cons.
Spanish Prime writes: Dude! You got a tattoo!
So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
"Sweet!" What about mine?
"Dude!" What does mine say?
"Sweet!" What about mine?
"Dude!" What does mine say?
"S - wee - t!" What about mine?
"DUDE!" What does mine say?
Blasphemous Prime writes: Don't fight it... Just let it happen...
TulioDude writes: Metroplex,buddy,i know you are pissed for not being in War for Cybertron,but i promise you,you will be in the sequel.
Silver Snake writes: Trypticon: The Autobots are merely using you, dear comrade. Come with me, and you'll be more powerful than they could have ever dreamed!
Metroplex: You make a convincing offer, dinosaur. I will notify you of my decision.
Optimal-T writes: Are you trying to give me a Vulcan nerve pinch?
MasterSoundBlaster writes: Hold me back bro,HOLD ME BACK!!!- Back to top -
snavej writes: Trypticon: Don't go, Metroplex! You're the only decent scratching post on the planet! I have some BIG itches to scratch, you know.
snavej writes: Metroplex (thinks): If I throw Trypticon in the right direction, I might be able to take out monument valley AND Area 51 in one shot!
snavej writes: This sleazy treatment wasn't what Metroplex signed up for.
snavej writes: Trypticon was getting sued for copyright infringement by Godzilla, so he took out his frustration on Metroplex.
snavej writes: They were worried about shoddy animation but the Fall of Cybertron game would soon put things right.
snavej writes: Trypticon didn't expect the next assault: one of Metroplex's hyperfarts.
badjimmy76 writes: wtf?
kamenriderjester writes: "Hey buddy. Trypticon talked with game developers. They'll put you in the sequel. So cheer up."
Ryuki writes: Trypticon: Trypticon want piggyback !!
Ryuki writes: Metroplex:so many fembots and none of them is the same size as me, f**k this gay earth.- Back to top -
Trypticon: did Metroplex just said something for being gay ?
Powermaster Jazz writes: Full Tilt is your son! Deal with it!
SKYWARPED_128 writes: What is that graffiti? Looks like some human male's junk. Told ya not to transform into city mode and spend the night next to a ghetto.
SpaceSkull writes: I see Paris, I see France. I see your metallic under-pants
agentcastle writes: metroplex wasnt pleased, but transformer prostate cancer is no laughing matter
darquechylde writes: its ok bro. she isnt worth it. its not you its her. (refrencing statue of liberty)
darquechylde writes: "RAAAARRRRR If Metroplex tell Trypticon where transformation cog is, Trypticon promise love Metroplex long time"
puttster3 writes: Come Metroplex, lets merge to become one city. Till All Are One.
dahpadre writes: Please, please, please let me see!
muddyjoe writes: Squeal like a pIg, boy!
datguy86 writes: Trypticon: "Oh yeah... I dunno how you got those minibots all shredded up in there but they are most definitely not coming out!"- Back to top -
Rodimus Minor writes: Trypticon is practicing Masages
John Dahalay writes: You know, there are pills for that...
njb902 writes: not touching this one with a 50 foot pole.
Kibble writes: bow chicka wow wow...
paul053 writes: You need to pay me more for scratching your back that often.
Gundamu writes: "Shhhh... I'll be gentle..."
Godzillabot Primal writes: *
You look stressed.
Get a Trypticon shoulder massage today!
#Sideways# writes: "I know that feel, bro, I know that feel..."
BeastProwl writes: Come on man! Dont let him push you around like that! you've made it to the third round! Now get out there and win this one for Cybertron!
Zottoman writes: Metroplex does not like giving piggy-back rides- Back to top -
kenadax writes: Wow Met, you're really tense... Lucky for you I'm a licensed massuer!
notsosmart writes: Got Girl Problems? I guess SIZE does matter!! BAH HAAHAHA HAAA!!!!
Vitatech writes: Omnomnom, your horn is so tasty!
turbomagnus writes: Trypt: Metroplex no feel bad, even if name reused for new character, you still one everyone think of as Metroplex.
Ryuki writes: Trypticon: now, now, Metroplex. Don't be gloomy, Your design on the FOC game wasn't that bad...
Trikeboy writes: Trypticon: Just relax, take it slow and let the good times roll.
King Slick writes: Cheer up Ray, at least Debra's cooking didn't kill you....YET!
Autobot032 writes: Brokeback Mountain: Transformers Edition
MINDVVIPE writes: does this really need a caption? really?
We all know whats implied. Alright fine.
"OH GOD ITS IN MY T-COG!!!!!!!"
Blazer136 writes: Stranger Danger!- Back to top -