Captions by OptimalPrimal

"I am the lord of the Rocks. You may call me 'The Lord Of The Rocks'. Speak your piece."

"WwHhEeRrEe WwEe DdRrOoPpIiNnGg BbOoYySs?????????????"

"Okay, Mum's gone. Time to jam to Hazbin Hotel songs again"

"Hey, hey it's okay. Just because all your species are lying, manipulative fascist freaks doesn't mean YOUR bad as well. Unless you are."

"You WILL watch Transformers. ALL of it. And you WILL LOVE it"

"I volunteer! I volunteer as Tribute!"

"Fuck you, fuck you and FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Should we...?"
"No"
"Should we...?"
"No"
"SHOULD WE...?"
"...NO! ...Alright, FINE!! But you go first!!"

I would have typed something here, but I think this image speaks for itself.

Little did anyone know, this actually ISN'T an animation error. The cameraman was simply colour-blind.

"Dear god Dragstrip, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING??!"
"What... Are... You... Talking... About? You... Just... *Wheeze*... Shot... Me..."
"What? No I didn't! ...Did I?"

"Oh shit! Magnus, DO NOT EVER point that thing in my face EVER AGAIN!"
"Sorry, I can't deal with that right now"

"Say, what are ya listening to Spike?"
"Huh?"
What are you listening to?"
"HUH??"
"WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO!!!???"
"Shut up Dad, I'm listening to BFG Division!!"

"Reflector, get down!! It's the Germans!!"

"Guys, I'm TOTALLY Optimus Prime! Why won't you believe me?"
"Dude, you're LITERALLY an ALLIGATOR! 'Croc not trukk' and all that..."
"Ever heard of a furbot?"

UM: "Okay, STOP! ...Okay, Go! STOP! Go! STOP! Go! *Continues*"
Everyone else: "...Man, I miss Optimus..."

"See? BITE MARKS. He's a vampire"
"Dude... There's nothing there. Lemme go now..."
"Not until I find my stake!!!'
"Steak? Yes please"
"Uhh... Yeah, sure pal..."

"Uhh, yeah... I might have been bisected earlier. I don't want anyone to know though, so I'm hiding in here until my legs show up..."
"...Until your legs show up? Bro, they've probably been sold already"
"CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!"

"JAZZ!!!!! Why didn't you tell me Robo-Hub was on?"

"For the last time, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why are you yelling?"
"CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Megatron: "Gahhhh!! Who detonated the chocolate Tiny Teddys in my face??!!"

*Staring Intensely*

Whoever that player is, he just can't catch a break, can he?

"Uhhh... I think I got the wrong classroom..."

"Now everyone from the 313... Put your mother fuckin' hands up for me!!!"

"What was that? Scourge did I step on something?"
"No, my lord"
"Good..."
Spike: "Curse you Mr. Krabs!!!!!!!!!'

"But Optimus says it's that way!!"
"No, kid, Optimus is wrong. It's that way" *Point*
"Optimus is never wrong!!!!!!!" *Pulls out gun*
"Oh shi--"

"Okay Ravage... See my elbow? Just bite down there..."
"...You sure you good with this?"
"Yeah, I'm already hard..."
"WTF??"

"Spike!! Come back! I didn't know that was Shia LaBeouf!!"

"Hey? Is Frodo still here? No? Ah... I needed that ring..."

"JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Guys? What did you smoke last night?"

"Which one gives me head first?"

"Hey, Metro... Hail HYDRA..."
"What?"

"So... We still on for Friday?"

"Michael Bay made me do WHAT?????!!!!!"

"Hey you! Yeah, you! That's right, get over here!!"
"Yes?"
"You transformed me wrong..."

Don't got an X-Box but this should work

Average 2084 Fortnite lobby...

Megs: "This is the best sniping position ever!!"
*Plane flies into them*
Starscream: "SUCKER!!!!"

Megs: "Soon... I will have a new body! A fembot body!!!"
*Sumdac walks in*
Megs: "Snooze... Snooze..."

Megs: "Just so you know... I went through all of your search histories! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

"Your mom's fat!!"
"No! Your mom's fat!"
"Yours!!"
"YOURS!!"
"YOURS!!!!!!!"

Sari dissed Prime on his lack of a nose. And a trailer. And an Ion blaster. And a Matrix. And a traditional voice actor...

Brawn: "I can't believe this is actually working!!!"
Soundwave: *Knows Brawn is there* I'm gonna take this little bugger to my Energon mine...

"It's quite simple, guys. First... Type 'P'... Then 'O'... Then 'R'..."
Bee: *Realises* "Oh fu--"

"Sniff... Sniff... Sniff sniff... SNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFF"

No wonder Doc Seismic hates this place...

"YAYYYY!!! Me Grimlock finally hitting da' GRIDDY!!!!"

"Oh man... What'd we *DO* last night..."