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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by OptimalPrimal

OptimalPrimal has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Omega Supreme stands before Autobots

"Uhhh... I think I got the wrong classroom..."

Autobots raising their hands

"Now everyone from the 313... Put your mother fuckin' hands up for me!!!"

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

"What was that? Scourge did I step on something?"
"No, my lord"
"Good..."
Spike: "Curse you Mr. Krabs!!!!!!!!!'

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

"But Optimus says it's that way!!"
"No, kid, Optimus is wrong. It's that way" *Point*
"Optimus is never wrong!!!!!!!" *Pulls out gun*
"Oh shi--"

Ravage biting Bumblebee

"Okay Ravage... See my elbow? Just bite down there..."
"...You sure you good with this?"
"Yeah, I'm already hard..."
"WTF??"

Spike walks away from Hound

"Spike!! Come back! I didn't know that was Shia LaBeouf!!"

Megatron looking in the Insecticon lair

"Hey? Is Frodo still here? No? Ah... I needed that ring..."

Optimus Prime holds Megatron over his head

"JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Megatron surrounded by Seekers

"Guys? What did you smoke last night?"

Spike and the Headmaster's heads

"Which one gives me head first?"

Trypticon and Metroplex share a moment

"Hey, Metro... Hail HYDRA..."
"What?"

Sentinel Prime talks to Perceptor and Alpha Trion

"So... We still on for Friday?"

Optimus surprised by what Sari said

"Michael Bay made me do WHAT?????!!!!!"

Optimus Prime pointing

"Hey you! Yeah, you! That's right, get over here!!"
"Yes?"
"You transformed me wrong..."

Dirge plugs in Bumblebee

Don't got an X-Box but this should work

Decepticons ... dancing?

Average 2084 Fortnite lobby...

Megatron and Starscream standing on rock

Megs: "This is the best sniping position ever!!"
*Plane flies into them*
Starscream: "SUCKER!!!!"

Megatron's decapitated head

Megs: "Soon... I will have a new body! A fembot body!!!"
*Sumdac walks in*
Megs: "Snooze... Snooze..."

Megatron smiles on a big screen TV in front of crowd

Megs: "Just so you know... I went through all of your search histories! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

Brawn and Huffer talking

"Your mom's fat!!"
"No! Your mom's fat!"
"Yours!!"
"YOURS!!"
"YOURS!!!!!!!"

Sari stands next to a dead Optimus Prime

Sari dissed Prime on his lack of a nose. And a trailer. And an Ion blaster. And a Matrix. And a traditional voice actor...

Brawn holds on to Soundwave

Brawn: "I can't believe this is actually working!!!"
Soundwave: *Knows Brawn is there* I'm gonna take this little bugger to my Energon mine...

Perceptor talking to Bumblebee and Seaspray while working on the computer

"It's quite simple, guys. First... Type 'P'... Then 'O'... Then 'R'..."
Bee: *Realises* "Oh fu--"

Starscream visits Colorado

"Sniff... Sniff... Sniff sniff... SNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFF"

Mount Rushmore gets a facelift

No wonder Doc Seismic hates this place...

Grimlock breakdancing?

"YAYYYY!!! Me Grimlock finally hitting da' GRIDDY!!!!"

Decepticons after a party

"Oh man... What'd we *DO* last night..."

Starscream running toward island

"HAHAAHA!!! I have discovered... Starscreamstralia!!!"

Rumble on a Subway train

"GTA 5 is the most realistic game ever!"
GTA 5:

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