The Ultimate Caption Contest
Scrapper buried in snow next to Sari
40 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
OptimalPrimal says:
"Uhh, yeah... I might have been bisected earlier. I don't want anyone to know though, so I'm hiding in here until my legs show up..."
"...Until your legs show up? Bro, they've probably been sold already"
"CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!"
Bonerking says:
Scrapper and Sari headed to Hollywood to demand why the Hollywood movies about Transformers were so bad. After crashing into Michael Bay's home, they found the real culprit.
omegasupreme69 says:
hey kid i mean i am having a bad day here but Your back WTF is up with that...
Heres a Hint says:
this is not what i had in mind when i said snow is my idea of a good time
Swoopscream says:
Alright.. this is gonna sound nuts... but there was a ghost RIGHT HERE and he sprayed ectoplasm ALL OVER... Do NOT tell Megatron, though.
Zeedust says:
Sari: "That's not how you make snow angels, Scrapper."
Scrapper: "And the jetpack is part of how you usually do it?"
Road Turtle says:
Sari, "What do you mean you're stuck in the snow? You turn into an excavator with treads. Ugh, you're so lame."
MarkNL says:
Sari: I've found my christmas tree!! Gimme some decorations!
Scrapper: uhhh?
Sari: EEK! *Scary voice: It's Alivvveee...
snavej says:
Suri: What happened?
Scrapper: There was a snowball fight. Metroplex showed up. I don't remember much after that.
snavej says:
The snow was cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Scrapper didn't like being called a brass monkey, though.
snavej says:
They soon found that New York cafes served unfeasibly large cakes and then they became trapped in the frosting.
snavej says:
Scrapper: Could you please sing 'Soft Kitty' to me?
Suri: No, that would rip off 'The Big Bang Theory'.
Scrapper: O.K., just sing a dirty song by Gary Glitter, then.
snavej says:
Suri: Found you. You're 'it'.
Scrapper: Should have repainted myself white.
Gonshyk says:
Sari: Bad, bad Scrapper, I know that you like me very much, but you have to be modest! This is a children's cartoon!
MasterSoundBlaster says:
"When I asked Charlie Sheen for some acting advice,this isn't what I expected he would do."
Trikeboy says:
Sari: Look Scrapper, look what I just made. That is how you make a snow angel. You have to lie down, not just stand in the snow.
Foximus says:
Sari: Seems like our extreme snowboarding caused an avalanche...Let's do it again!
d_sel1 says:
Sari: It is only 10 feet of snow Scrapper. What, did you grow up in Texas?!?
snavej says:
Scrapper: Embarrassing! Put my picture on the internet and I weel keel you!
#Sideways# says:
"Looks like Scrapper..."
*Sunglasses*
"... Is six-feet under."
YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
snavej says:
This is how much cocaine was used in the making of all Transformers stories thus far. A much larger pile was used during the making of all Transformer toys. The Transformer games makers prefer meow meow.
Ryuki says:
well, isn't this an irony... a decepticon whose alt mode was supposed to be power shovel trapped in the ice ?
Bumblevivisector says:
SCRAPPER: "No way was the catalyst mixed right; I'm getting out before I'm trapped in this silicone!"
SARI: "Look, HasTak decided ignore all TFA Costructicons, so it's reverse-molded KOs, or no toys period!
