Shockwave and Ramjet cower

trailbreaker says:

Reaction to another election year of madness.

trailbreaker says:

Seeing Martha Stewart nude….

trailbreaker says:

Sinus headaches!

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Of course you had to pull another Patrick Star, Ramjet!!!"

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Come on!I just changed heads again!"

Angelbot says:

What the Decepticons get for interrupting one of Firestar and Inferno's tender moments.

shockwave_inoz says:

"Okay - OKAY! Stop shooting and we'll come quietly. But please, be gentle with us Madam Lash - it's our, uh - first time.."

SilentBlaster says:

Shockwave:All fear Grimlockimus Prime!!!
Ramjet:I know, I know!

Scatterlung says:

Shockwave: These 3-D glasses make the films too real!!

Silver Wind says:

After Ramjet submitted his opinion on Megatron's "plan", Shockwave felt that logic dictated that he "deal" with Ramjet so as to ensure his survival.

Payner™ says:

Y.M.C.A.! It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A......

Not Sonic says:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its the fart flame from hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roadshadow says:

Ramjet and Shockwave: Crap! It's the sword from Hell!

maximox_prime says:

ramjet: noooooooooo i will do what you want but i don´t want to be a minicon in energon and armada
shockwave: please forgive me but don´t change my name in energon

maximox_prime says:

shockwave and ramjet: plese don´t attack us megatron.

Predagade says:

Ramjet:Oh no megatron is breathing fire again!
Shockwave: Side effects of the digestion of that earth substance coal shall wareoff momentarily
Megatron:Who wants barbecued incompetant decepticons?

cipher98 says:

No more! Please! No more Armada! No!!!!!!!!!!

p3rc3pt0r says:

Ramjet: can you lick your elbow?
Shockwave: that's illogical, G1 joints dont't allow this action.

Demona says:

ramjet: no! no! please dont take me off the tv!
shockwave: you got off easy! i hafta be in TF energon! they changed my name and everything!
ramjet: MOMMYYYYYY!!!!!

vinlok says:

Tripticon lets lights another fart.

Kal-Seth says:

Ramjet and ShockWave seen The Preview for NBC's Fall lineup

DeltaOmega says:

Hold me.

Kal-Seth says:

" Megatron please put on a towel sir" Shockwave while talking with ramjet made the unlucky choice of picking outside the decepticon showers as a place of conversation

NightMare says:

ramjet-God it reeks
Shock wave-there no escape wait i don't have a nose

MiGrAinE says:

This acid is freaking me out man!

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: Look, we are Starscream, when Megetron is mad at him.
Ramjet: Please, don't hurt me, Megatron! It's not my fault!
Starscream(off screen): That's not funny!!

Scooter says:

Not even the mighty Decepticons can bear the sight of Janet Reno's nude pics

Metrotitan says:

Ramjet: Here comes another laser blast! Eeewww, get it offa me, get it offff!!! Shockwave:Dont be such a girl,Rammie! Aiieeeeee(screams like a girl)!!!!!!!!!!!! Ramjet: Oh Shockypoo, behave.

halljh says:

Damnit, you farted?

Anonymous says:

Ramjet: EEP!
Shockwave: This won't end well...

Anonymous says:

(Shockwave) NIGHTPAW!! YOU KNOW WE HATE VIOLENCE!! (Ramjet) Yeah, especially when we're the victims!!

Darth Vegeta says:

Ramjet: God those Transformer women are cute! Mustn't look... mustn't look.
TF Babe: Don't be so shy! Never saw a cutey like me unplate before?
TF Babe 2: Now don't look!
Shockwave: I ain't looking! Really..

Shadow Fox says:

No..no..help..not so violent..I joined the decepitcon force to see the galaxy..ahh...waahh..please no more.

Anonymous says:

"Before we die, I just want you to know I love you, you beautiful purple bastard. I always have."
"Shut up, Ramjet! And hold me. Hold me tight."

Anonymous says:

(Shockwave): "Ramjet, you are the logical candidate. Transform, and fly towards Ultra Magnus to divert his attention" (Ramjet): "ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!"

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: "NO! Don't shake too much Mrs. Chokes-On-Dick!!!"

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: These raves get better every mega-cycle...

Zu Darkness says:

Shockwave: Ackk the dinobots are back to kill me again Ramjet help me!! Ramjet: No F------ way man their too strong. Grimlock: It's time that Me settle the score with you depections!!!

Anonymous says:

SHOCKWAVE: Analyzis: with just one hand is mechanically imposible to scrat your other arm's elbow. Conclusion: DARN IT!

Manchester Devil says:

Shockwave and Ramjet ran for cover after the Autobots forced Soundwave to listen to Metallica's latest album, St. Anger.

Shockwave: "For the sake of logic, cover your audio sensors and turn that racket off so Soundwave can be back to

Minicle says:

Megatron: ARRRGGGGG!!
Shockwave: Query. Ramjet what else did you put in that Curry mixture?
Ramjet: Wild bean extract, for the flavour.
Shockwave: It doesn't help the fact that Rumble just had to light it.

Anonymous says:

(soundwave) Hmm...did i put deodorant on today *sniff*... if i could only bring my arm a bit higher... da*m my articulation!

Anonymous says:

You got me lookin so crazy right now!
Your touch got me looking so crazy right now!

Dirge says:

All the decepticons silently stare at the strange antics of Ramjet and Shockwave. Somewhere off in the distance, a dog barks.

Anonymous says:

At this point, it became apparent that Shockwave deeply regretted asking Prime how he managed to save Elita-1.

Anonymous says:

shockwave: i feel naked.
ramjet: AH!! i don`t want to see it

Neko says:

CAKE OR DEATH?

Anonymous says:

I THOUGHT YOU TOLD YOUR MOM THAT THATS ONLY LEGAL IN THAILAND!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

EJECT IT! For the love of Cybertron! The last thing I wanted to see was George Clooney's ass!

Anonymous says:

NOOOOO!!!! A flying yellow beak- looking thing!!! HELP *cowers in fear*

Anonymous says:

COVER YOUR EYES RAMJET, IT'S TO DISGUSTING FOR WORDS! OH THE HORROR...THE G.I. JOE MOVIE PLOT. VILE, NASTY COBRA-LA!

Anonymous says:

Not in the face! Not in the face!

Anonymous says:

dont eeat me!!!!!!
eat him.

Anonymous says:

Shockwave and Ramjet are dancing.
Ramjet: We are much better than Britney Spears and J-Lo.
Shockwave singing: O, baby one more time!

Anonymous says:

Rj: A mouse! Get it away! Get it away!
Shw: A mouse! (screams like a girl)
Rattrap: (snickering) Ain't time travel the greatest?

FortMax says:

Megatron: RAMJET! SHOCKWAVE why the hell are you naked together. SHOCKWAVE: Its not what it looks like

Arkhaon says:

Shockwave: Megatron logic suggests u should put ur breast plate back on......Ramjet: PLEASE!!!

chi-chi says:

Shockwave: this isn't the best time to say this but ... I LOVE YOU!!!
Ramjet: er right (big explosion)
shockwave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES DEAD

Anonymous says:

Dirge: I told you the wattage of that lightbulb was too high!!!!

Anonymous says:

Ramjet:Oh God!No,please,anything but that!! Turn it off!
Shockave:Yes Logic dictates that you stop with this horrid presentation.
Both: Please dont make us watch GiGli again!
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Starscream(off-screen):"Look at my beautiful ass, guys! Look at it!" Shockwave:"Must..gouge out...eye!"

Anonymous says:

Ramjet and Shockwave were terrible hiders when it came to Hide and Seek.

Anonymous says:

Eeeek! Spiders! Get'em away! Get'em away!

g2jazz says:

Mammie.......

homelessjunkeon says:

both:"oh god no here comes freds fart!"

Omega Supreme says:

Ramjet: Oh no look.
Shockwave: It's the teletubies ray.
Ramjet&Shockwave: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *both of them cower*

Ouroboros says:

That is the last time we are going to the circus

Anonymous says:

::Victims of Domestic Violence::

Anonymous says:

Idiots should know better not to pull Starscream's finger.

Zeedust says:

Ramjet: "Ooh, that's just GRUESOME!" Shockwave: "Logic dictates that I no longer observe." Ramjet: "Well, it's Space Case's own fault. I TOLD him there was a reason the koala bear

slizerpro says:

AH! That glowing wasp is comming right at us! We're gona get stung!"
"Wasp? Where? Ah!!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"ARGGGHHHH NO MORE BRITNEY SPEARS!"

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: Aaaaahhhhh!!!!
Jennifer Lopez, get 'er off! Get 'er off!!

Anonymous says:

Aargh !! It's The Ketchup Song. MAKE IT STOP !! MAKE IT STOP !! MAKE IT STOP !!

Skyfire the Artist says:

The horror of Megatron's ultimate weapon was tested on Scourge and Ramjet...Terminator 3!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Ah Ah! Ramjet..Shockwave, I didn't say "Simon Says". You guys are out.

Anonymous says:

"W0W! These firecrackers are the best,Shockwave!! Yes indeed Ramjet, I've managed to alter them and added some eplosive power..."

Anonymous says:

In a brilliant marketing ploy to make themselves more accessable, MTV and Hasboro work together to bring you "Cybertron's Jackass" featuring such stunts as "Drop Wheelie into a Black Hole" and "Don&amp

Laserbot says:

Ramjet:"ho ya... hey macarana hiiiaa!"

Laserbot says:

Shockwave:"ho no not pikachu's electric atack! darn pok'e-freaks how did such an cheaply animated show get so popular, and we work our butts off for what... getting whooped to he trash and hasbrow comes up with Armada haaggg!&am

Anonymous says:

Shockwave and Ramjet were the first Cybertronians to ever play Dance Dance Revolution.

computron says:

*Bump* ramjet: "Ouch! shockwave, watch were you going!" shockwave "I couldn't help it! I had a silicon fly in my optic!" ramjet "Aaahh, my head hurts like hell"

Bloodlust says:

Shockwave: EEEK!!! A MOUSE A MOUSE!! STEP ON IT RAMJET!!

Ramjet: AHHH KILL IT KILL IT

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

As many did in the 1980's, the Decepticons eventually discovered the embarassing video game periphrial that is the Nintendo Power Pad... and for some reason, thought it was a GOOD idea.

Maximus-Prime says:

I see London, i see France, i see Shockwave underpants...

Qoury: Mine???

Anonymous says:

Ramjet: Check it out! This is my imitation of Wonder Woman!
Shockwave: Illogical, you are not wearing red, white and blue. Now duck!

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: "Feel the groove decepticons, dance dam you dance!" Ramjet: "Vogue!"

Anonymous says:

Stop!

HAMMER TIME!

Maximus-Prime says:

The first step to live life to it's fullest, is to love thyself, now let's all hug ourselfs, c'mon, don't be shy

thexfile says:

megatron is in a bad mode and starts having fits and is starting to randomly fire ----Ramjet : O megatron is that the time , EuMe sorry we have to go....now megatron starts krieeng-----Shockwave : Stop it i cand stand it anymore....

Anonymous says:

Shockwave and Ramjet wince at the horror that is RID.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Hot off the heels of the red hot upcoming release of Transformers:Energon Hasbro preps for the follow up release with Transformers:Energon Fart Wars each figure has a whoopie cushion built right in for realistic fart action.Look for Transformers:Toiletmas

Zeedust says:

A simple equation that Ramjet and Shockwave learn the hard way: Starscream + karaoke = pain.

Stormwolf says:

Megatron: I will now show you the slides of my latest vacation...

CapeMike says:

Despite being ruthless Decepticons, neither Ramjet nor Shockwave were prepared for the TRUE horror of 'Max Extreme' on maniac mode(Dance Dance Revolution Extreme)....

Tigra says:

Ramjet>Do you smell what i'm smellin?

Scattershot says:

The preschool transformers want to talk to Shockwave and Ramjet.

Anonymous says:

Ramjet:Why..Why?! Shockwave: Hypothosis: With this all new kiddy TV show, Hasbro can finally sell us to Disney!
Ramjet: Say it aint so!

Anonymous says:

Ramjet: We're so sorry Unicron! We just wondered why you liked collecting Mini-cons so much, we thought we'd pop in and see whats goin on. Shockwave: Oh god, such horror would never be seen 17 years ago!

Blackwind says:

Not the face!!! Not the face!!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"SERPINTINE!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Its a litte known fact Shockwave,and Ramjet were at that fateful Great White concert.

Anonymous says:

Just then, the main computer console burst into flame, and lo, a thunderous voice was heard! Primus: "YOU HAVE SINNED, MY CHILDREN. BUT I WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE. MOUNT AN EXODUS TO CHARR, THROUGH THE BARREN DESERTS, AND THERE WILL YE MAKE Y

parkwood says:

Ahhh! we're too yong to fry!

Beast Simpson says:

Shockwave: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Jackass. OW!! HEY!@!! STOP IT!!! IT HURTS!! OW!!

Unknown says:

Shockwave: Oooooh..Uuuugh....shouldn't drunk much so energon at Botcon.
Ramjet:Yeah, I'm seein' lights. OH, THE PAIN!

Anonymous says:

Shockwave:"Ramjet, it's a stinkbug!Get it away from me! I dont want to stink.
Ramjet:" Aiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Help, anyone, helllppppp!!!!!

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

The female Autobots thought Bambi Paintball was such a good idea, they invented their own version!

Anonymous says:

Shockwave:"Aaaaw,... aaaw... That drinking game with Megatron yesterday was way too much for me." Ramjet:"Say what, you weakling. Got a hangover already?" Shockwave:"Don't play tough guy, Ramjet, admit

Anonymous says:

Shockwave and Ramjet: Look out! It's a giant wasp! Keep away!

Maximus-Prime says:

Ow....we knew that Trans-Mutate was a very BAD idea....*shame*

Maximus-Prime says:

It was'nt me....

The Matrix says:

"OH THE HORROR!" - Shockwave

Black Arachnis says:

noooo! stryka`s stripping again!

Anonymous says:

Shockwave:"RAMJET!!!" Ramjet:"It wasn't me, really!!" Starscream:"What's going on here?" Shockwave:"Ramjet farted!!"

ionacus says:

armada isnt that bad. could be better, but it is still good.

ionacus says:

armada starscream(holding the star sabre) who is the bitch now, huh? huh? ramjet and soundwave: we are!!! we are!!

Anonymous says:

backstreet boys 3002

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: Oh no! They're showing the first episode of Armada again.
Ramjet: Quick, turn it off, before its to late.

Anonymous says:

Ramjet: "It's the glowing hand of Primus himself!" Shockwave: "Remember what Indiana Jones said! Quickly, cover your optics!"

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: I can't believe I almost teamed up with him....

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Crap!

Megatron: Stop shriveling, you p*****s!

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: Eeeek! A spider! Squish it!

Ramjet: Um... no, you squish it!

Anonymous says:

No! Don't look at us! We've been animated... Armada style. (sorry, I think they look like it, I mean no harm.)

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

When migrain headache strikes what are you gonna do for relief? Nucleaprin 12 hr gives you the maximium relief you need to keep you going. Ramjet,"Now I can follow Megatron's orders and crush as many Autobots as possible.Thanks Nucleapri

Anonymous says:

A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena EEEH, MACARENA!

Anonymous says:

"Aw man, now they're making us play dodgeball! I just hate gym class SO much!"

Anonymous says:

I DONT KnOw !1!

Pokejedservo says:

Even sentient robots like these two fear the almight power of...THE BLOWTORCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

King Hiss says:

Ramjet: Crap not on the cone, not on the cone!!!

Shockwave: Please don't shoot me in the eye, I've only had to replace the thing once in the last four centuries...

Shermtron says:

MOMMY!!! thier not playing fair, thier using live ammo!!!

quadrunner says:

stiffler, put it away man.

Anonymous says:

Smeigal be good master.

K-nonFodder says:

DOH!!!!!!!

Dustinopolis says:

Shockwave: Did you see that?
Ramjet: I thoguht we told Soundwave to keeps his pants on after he showers.

Anonymous says:

"Look out, Ramjet! They've come back to cut off my OTHER hand!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Ramjet,"Shockwave,I think I soiled myself." Shockwave,"Check my purple shorts there's a big silver lump in there."

Anonymous says:

Some how with names like Shockwave,and Ramjet you'd think they'd be a hell of a lot braver. Well at least Megatron thought so when he recruited them.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Decepticons in the house you all!"

Anonymous says:

Ramjet and Shockwave do their best impressions of a certain human jesture.

Anonymous says:

You're supposed to be the smartest Decepticon, Shockwave! Yet, you can't figure out what to do!

Anonymous says:

Some leadership you've demonstrated, Shockwave! Now we're trapped!

Anonymous says:

Shockwave and Ramjet react to seeing fat girls in tight jeans

Anonymous says:

We must retreat, Ramjet! The Autobots' firepower is far greater than even I had estimated.

Anonymous says:

Decepticons need some Tylenol for those migraine headaches....

Anonymous says:

We're doomed, Shockwave! We're doomed!!!

Anonymous says:

Ramjet and Shockwave after watching a Carrot Top marathon.

Anonymous says:

Can't he get it - i can't laugh at his jokes. i've got no mouth.

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: Logic dictates, we're screwed.
Ramjet: Mummy!

Alphatron2k3 says:

Shockwave and Ramjet just saw their Armada Counterparts.

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: Please, don't hurt us. Ramjet: Yeah, we just wanta talk.

Anonymous says:

Ramjet: "Shockwave, what is that terrible smell? I told you not to try that human's burrito."

SlagMaker says:

Shockwave: "Hey, careful with that thing! I only have one eye as it is."

PlasmaRadio says:

Shockwave: "To dodge fireball you must... damn, I wish I had a bigger hand to write on important information on!"

Anonymous says:

Ramjet: AAAGH! What is that awful sound?!

Shockwave: It's Megatron singing in the shower!

Jade says:

Please Megatron we'll never say your gay again!

Riptide says:

Shockwave: No Optimus, I don't have any lunch money. Leave me alone.

Anonymous says:

Please stop hitting us! We promise to never use wire hangers again, honest!

davewelttf says:

Shockwave: You idiot! You should have knocked first!
Ramjet: I'm sorry I didn't even know Nightbird was using it!

OmnisValidus says:

Shockwave: I never wanted to be a Decepticon Comander anyway. I wanted to be...a Lumberjak! Oh I'm a Luberjack and I'm ok...."

Anonymous says:

is this okay mister Jackson?

Anonymous says:

"WATCH WHERE YOU SHOOT THAT THING!!"

DarkFire says:

Please don't hurt us we didn't mean to take your
pie it just looked so good. Like my mom use to make. mmmmmm warm apple pie.

Shade says:

Not in the face! Not in the face!

CenturionDroid says:

US?!? Headmasters?? FORGET IT!

CenturionDroid says:

HEADS!!!!!

gir says:

"oh no Bumblebee has a weapon Run!!!!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"TREMBLE IN FEAR SUPER GOD MAGNA WHEELIE IS HERE. YOU DECEPTICONS I WILL DESTROY JUST LIKE A CHILDS TOY."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

In the Decepticon prison Shockwave and Ramjet would quickly learn who was the boss(Bruticus) and who would be the bitches.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Late in the year 2003 the Decepticons faced a threat that would rival Unicron: The Hasbro Legal Department.

SilverStar says:

ShockWave: I HAVE JUST WENT TO A VERY BAD MENTAL PLACE AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Ramjet: MY EYES!! THE BURN!! Think happy thought, didn't see Megtron screwing Starscream!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Shockwave,"Damn,Optimus Primal's flinging his energon crap at us." Ramjet,"This happens everytime we attack the Maximals.I'm going to pick on the Micromasters from now on."

overcast says:

Astrotrain transforms and flys out of the base leaving a big cloud of exhaust RamJet: "Shockwave did you have to pour all of it into the energon cubes!?"

Anonymous says:

Ramjet: Sweet Mother Of Unicron! Are we near a sulfur factory or something?!?
Shockwave: Of course we are, you idiot!...And now that I think about, I don't even HAVE a nose!

Autobot bubbs says:

NYPD blue...cybertron style...
Sipowitz Prime: alright you greasy exaust bags, you gonna tell me who took that Energon or am I gonna have to shows you my skidplate?
Shockwave: We'll never talk!
Ramjet: Yeah
*SP moons them*
*Both* AAAARRRGH!!

Anonymous says:

Please, just leave us alone. We had nothing to do with Armada. Don't hurt us!

Anonymous says:

Ramjet: Oh Primus, seeing Megatron WITHOUT his codpiece on was REAL! AAARGH!!
Shockwave: My optic! I've been mentally scarred for life! Oh, my ooptiiic!! (sob)

Anonymous says:

no please put the gimp back in his chest.

Ricochet says:

Please Starscream, put some clothes on!

Anonymous says:

No! Turn it off! We'll do anything! Just turn off Armada!