The Ultimate Caption Contest
Tidal Wave and Galvatron with legs bent
200 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Tyranitron says:
G: Dynamic entry!
TW: Like this Gal-sensei?
Minicon: Believe it!
Alternative:
Triple Rider KIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Lich Lord Dranas says:
G:Man ,this pose will so get us some tail tonite!
TW:Yeah,right.
G:Shut up! I don't mess with you when your,like, kissing on some gay guy ,and your felling up his muscles, and not like you're gay, but,god,you want to just bury yourself in
Roadshadow says:
Tidal Wave: Curse you Hasbro for giving us NO KNEES!
Galvatron: Don't worry. I put cianide into their coffee. They won't know anything about our....relationship.
Tidal Wave:....
Damolisher says:
Galvatron: "Tidal Wave, if the next two words out of your mouth are 'Suck it', I'm sticking you in a dark room with Chyna!"
Zeedust says:
You know, this pic just BEGS for a Team Rocket joke, but I'm not gonna stoop to that level.
Demona says:
aaaand, PELVIC THRUST! wooooooooo! wooooooooo! stop on your right foot, DONT FORGET IT!!!!
Tiedye says:
Tidal Wave and Galvatron try to copy poses after watching Dragon Ball Z, featureing the Ginu Force.
Tiedye says:
GALVATRON- "If we want to get off this icey lake we are going to to have to skate this way"
Tiedye says:
GALVATRON-"Okay, listen to me." If you want to get off this icecap we're going to have to skate this way"
Bruticus says:
"Relax, Don't do it, when ya wanna go to it, Relax, don't do it, when ya wanna . . ."
Galvatron: "Come on, Tidal Wave! Shut off Frankie Goes to Hollywood!"
Rainbow Starscream says:
Galvatron: Tidal Wave! When I told you to "combine", I didn't mean combine in that way, you idiot!
Tidal Wave: You know you like it. Galvatron: I must admit that is true, but the autobots are watching us! So, cut it out, you ar
Constructicons says:
Apperantly the Ginyu Force, Gt. Saiyaman, and Gt. Saiyawoman have effected Galvatron and Tidel wave across the ocean.
Dash Trigger says:
Tidal Wave: Makeshift great dance instructor! Not like other Minicons with legs straight as twigs!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Nooooo, Tidal Wave... Your legs aren;t in bad enough condition for you to be Kevin Nash... Nooo... But this.. .Yessss.... This will make them more that way, yesssss....
Dash Trigger says:
Makeshift: Umm, Galvatron, that had better be your foot.
Tidal Wave: I HATE this new combiner form!
Galvatron: Remind me never to hire Richard Simmons to design our alt forms again.
Anonymous says:
Come Tidal Wave! Let's get down with our bad selves! Uh! Dang I'm hot!!!
Shadow Fox says:
Galvatron- ya Tidal wave, your rotator cups have been getting droopy, no pain no gain, so one, two, three, four...and one, two, three, four...
Anonymous says:
(Galvatron): "Tidal Wave, is that your..." (Tidal Wave): "You like?" (Galvatron): "Yeeeeeeesss"
Deceptiman says:
Galvatron: This Is Dumb. i should be at home playing on the computer!
Tidal Wave: You Said It Man! Screw Aerobics. Computers Are Cool!
Galvatron: Lets Go.
Instructor: Where are you going?
Both: Home.
Anonymous says:
*Sounds of creacking gyros*
Tidal-Wave: UUURRRGGHHH
Galvatron: Oh come on, I've seen that Goku do this dozens of times.
And anything that Saiyan brat can do, we Transformers can do better.
Deceptiman says:
Tidal Wave: *singing while dusting with his bum and waxing floor at same time* Galvatron: Beat it, Doofus!
Anime_Fangirl says:
It would appear that Galvatron's color scheme has messed with his head in ways much deeper than we may ever know... but then again, do we want to??
Anonymous says:
Galatron:Doing this is really tearing me apart!
Tidal Wave:I suddenly have a craving for head after looking at yours.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: i love this new Cindy Crawford workout video now i feel like the real me!
Tidal wave: TIDAL WAVE AGREES!
Asheron says:
* flash *
GOTCHA ! * starscream runs away with camera *
YOU COME BACK HERE !
Anonymous says:
quick strike a pose!.. maybe if we stand very still... they wont see us. . .... Doh! run!
Anonymous says:
THEY SAY IT DOESNT HURT SO MUCH IF YOU STICK YOUR LEG OUT TO THE SIDE "YEAH TELL MY ASS THAT"
Arkhaon says:
and stretch and bend...come on tidal wave.... well never beat the autobots if we dont do our ballet right
omega icecream says:
galvatron; HYYYYYA! OING CHING,OOLA! CHING CHONG CHING! tile wave; .........
Anonymous says:
. . . and here we have the transformation rehabilitation class . . . okay, now continue to lower yourself until both legs are parallel to the floor . . . no, that popping and cracking sound is normal . . . if this is your first attempt you may not be able
Minicle says:
Megatron: See, we do have articulation.
Tidelwave: I think i heard somthing snap.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"We hafta bend like this in order to fit into this white square."
Anonymous says:
“Let’s get physical… physicalâ€
Mega/ Galvatron: (with “Beast Wars†inflection) “Yes.â€
Autobot bubbs says:
One of the Many changes in the Decepticon raks after Megatrons Transformation into Galvatron, was the early morning Calistetics program.
DKusanagi says:
Galvatron: Ha!! We can beat that puny little Saiyaman for the best posing!!
K-nonFodder says:
Tidalwave- Yoga is a sport of the mind, Galvitron don't tense up....i siad don't tense up you silly boy"
Beast Simpson says:
(Galv: Haaaai, I'm Gavatron! (Tidal Wave: And I'm Tidal Wave! (Both: And we're her ot pump :clap: YOU UP!!!
TetraReris says:
Galvatron: This Richard Simmons guy is a taskmaster! I must emulate him! Tidalwave: What no Tae Bo dude? Aww!
Anonymous says:
hey ho here we go,
were so awsome, were so cool, were going to blast, all of you... word "now i will rule the universe by selling my cheap rap song till i have enough money to buy a whole army of tanks and..." "ummm... bos rea
Zeedust says:
Makeshift: Now, deep breath. Inhale... exhale. Focus on the change. find your still point... I AM TRANSFORMED!
Galvatron: I knew BEast Machines would come bak to haunt us...
Tidal Wave: Tidal Wave can't feel legs...
overdrive says:
how low can you go!!!!!!!how low can you go!!!!!!!how low can you go!!!!!!!
Omega Supreme says:
Galvatron: And one and two and three and stretch!!
Tidal Wave: Hey sir have you got flexibility then me, this isn't as easy as it looks you know.
Clench: Sure they always forget about the little guy oh well I'm happy here aiming my gun
Maelstrom says:
Galavtron: I'm Shawn Micheals! Tidal Wave: No! I'm Shawn Micheals! Makeshift: I'm just a sexy bot!
Anonymous says:
"Nobody picks on me Bill because I'm the coolest Galvatron ever not this lame loser,or the Rid version either."
Anonymous says:
"IIIIIII don't findddd any................................................thing funny in thaaat laaaaast post.Whyyyyyyyyyy don't youuuuuu PICK on Nimoyyyyyyyyyyy."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"GRAVITY....CRUSHING.....US.....MUST.......STOP........TALKING......LIKE.......BILL....SHATNER.....UNG...HURTS.....VOCALIZER....."
npk says:
...but it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insa-ay-ay-ay-ay-ane! Let's do the Time Warp again!...
Anonymous says:
Galvatron-Why the hell do we have to do all this posing in Armada just to transform and combine Tidal Wave.
Tidal Wave-I got no clue, who do they think we are, power rangers?
Anonymous says:
DUDE STOP TOUCHING ME....... THAT BETTER OF NOT BEEN WHAT I THINK IT WAS!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
I'm Hanz....And I'm Franz...and we are here to pump...you up.
Anonymous says:
Both:We are the Ginyu Force!
Tidal Wave:No wait I told you we werent in DBZ idiot!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Tidalwave,"Galvatron." Galvatron,"Yes." Tidalwave,"How long do we hafta hold this pose?" Galvatron,"Till they put up a new caption contest picture." Tidalwave,&quo
Kup98ss says:
Stop your whining!!!!! We can't stop practicing our dance moves. The Back Street Boys are counting on us!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Tidalwave,"So this is what we do as Decepticons huh?" Galvatron,"Yup." Tidalwave,"That's it I quit I'm joining the StarBlazers."
TheRoMan says:
"You've done it again Wheeljack! Your "GayRay" works."
Anonymous says:
This is what happens when you combine Transformers with Richard Simmons.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: OK, now hurry and get me the star saber sword! Tidal Wave: Why? Galvatron: Because this is how we play POWER RANGERS. I'll be the Yellow Ranger and you can be the Pink Ranger...
Anonymous says:
minicon...." I can't believe they actually agreed to this... must be the constant butt beatings."
slyder says:
Photographer (off screen):Okay Galvatron more to the left, little more, little more...
(crash)
Photographer: Too far, lets try it again.
Tidal Wave: (sigh) I thought i had problems.
Photographer: What did you say TW? You know I can always make y
Anonymous says:
Workout Video: Keep it up - and 5, 6, 7, 8... Come on, girls! Galvatron: See, Tidal Wave, it's important to keep in shape for battling the autobots. Tidal Wave: Um... yeah. *stares at girls on video*
Anonymous says:
Tron, Tron, Galvatron! Tron, Tron, Tron, Tron, Galvatron! Shuffle your butt, shuffle your butt, now slide, slide. Back to back while you hit the set, back to back while you hit the deck. Now spank your monkey, spank your monkey!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
New olympic event Decepticon team gymnastics suprisingly is a huge ratings hit which would lead to other odd events being added such as
Minicon tossing,Predacon polo,the triple changer triathalon,the energon discus throw,the Seacon 20000m destruction of
deezel2003 says:
Tidal Wave "So if I do these excercises twice a day, it will increase my longevity." Galvatron "Ya, you could do it all night, fight autobots that is"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Galvatron,"Oh my ass hurts." Tidalwave,"You ain't kiddin Red Alert wasn't foolin those Hasbro lawyers really do stamp Hasbro's Bitch right on us." Makeshift,"What you complaining abou
Anonymous says:
*Radio* *Jazzy music* And push those legs down and keep streching! Thats the way!
Galvy - Oh god! Why me?!
Tidal - Because you look like the worlds worst Decepticon leader.
Galvy - Like your in any better position...
Tidal - Ohhhh position-
Galvy - D
[TRC]Sk8er|Boi says:
Galvatron: "Hey, how long do we have to hold this position?"
Tidle Wave: " I don't know but I really am feeling the burn..."
Galvatron: " Um Tidle wave..."; he points at his leg, "
Anonymous says:
"Mwahaha! with this aerobics video,we will finally crush optimus Cher!"
Anonymous says:
Altogether we are The Decepticon Force
Galvatron: Yeah i think that impressed them
tony says:
"Ok, boys, we do it like this!" CRACK! "Oooooh! Me back!" "Oooooh, me leg!" "Ooooh, me heart!"
amaratron says:
come on, galvatron, to the left! work those thighs! there's no "fat" in jazzercise!
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Galvatron and Tidal Wave thought that if they made themselves look short enough and put on squeaky voices, they could get the under-ten-years-of-age discount at the local diner. They didn't fool anyone.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
All this looks very funny but I've got a question why does Makeshift have blue Flavor Ice ice pops for fingers?
little_fly says:
looks like the decepticons are libering up for fighting " strech before doing any arobics swimming yoga ect"
Anonymous says:
...I could sliiide to the left for a while. Yeah, I`ma get up an` back, and right on track. Right on track;is that gonna get you back.---Song from the group "The Breakfast Club," circa 1986 for you oldsters.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The cybertron representatives from the ministry of silly walks (A Monty Python referance)
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Nobody makes fun of New Jersey when the mafia is around the Decepticons found that out the hard way hence the funny walk
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Galvatron,"Oh my backs out." Tidalwave,"Mine too." Makeshift,"So say we all."
TheRoMan says:
"Boss, can you move a little to the right? I can't see the aerobics instructor behind your treads."
TheRoMan says:
"Damnit Tidalwave! I told you last week, this just looks stupid if you don't set off the pyrotechnics behind us. How are the Autobots going to take us seriously without the damn pyrotechnics?"
jedixtat says:
this is what happens when you let your little sister play with your transformers!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: 1, and 2, and 1, and 2! Come on ladies, work out those legs!
Anonymous says:
Talent Scout: Ok Galvetron and Tidal Wave here's your shot at fame. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Take 1
Galvetron: Do we have to wear spandex tights?
Tidal Wave: Hey?! I look good in tights!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Galvatron,"Ouch I nicked myself again.I HATE shaving my legs." Tidalwave,"I heard that girlfriend we could always wax." Galvatron,"I suppose,say I hear Starscream got a bikini wax." Tidalwave,"
Anonymous says:
Unfortanetly, the Decepticon & Muppet Show never made it past the first episode, when the lovable puppetts mysteriously "disappered"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Galvatron,"Tough up boys here comes Arcee....98ungh,99ungh,100...yeah now some pushups 300 guys." Arcee passing by,"Hi,boys." Makeshift,"See that she wants me." Galvatron,"Oh come on she was l
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
My Dinobots are loose like this too. Unscrew those joints cut plastic ziplock bags to the size of the joints, and put those screws back in.(No kiddin this really works!)
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"You want fame well,fame costs and right here is where you start paying!" "FAME I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER,BABY REMEMBER MY NAME FAAAAAAME!"
KillerMel says:
I'm just a sexy boy..... Seeexxyyy boooooooy, i'm not your boy toy....... booooyyyy toooyyyyyy..... ummm..... Damn, we are Toys!
Anonymous says:
Its that old school dance the BUSSTOP! To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Well Don here we are and here we have the Cybertronian olympic team.They'll be in competion for the first time today,their team leader Galvatron is predicting several gold medals for his team." "Mike are you friggin ki
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Laugh if you will but Actionmasters aren't this poseable
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Tidalwave,"Whoa,I crapped out Galvatron."
Galvatron,"Whoa,I crapped out Makeshift."
Makeshift,"Whoa,I crapped out Armada episodes."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Galvatron,"I can not express how important it is to limber up before battle."
Anonymous says:
Makeshift, Galvatron, and Tidal Wave all have aspirations to become Yokozuna during this year`s Sumo copetition.
Seraphim says:
Galvatron: And one.. and two.. Tidal Wave: What are we doing? Galvatron: Calestinics. We must.. we must.. we must increase our thrust.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
"I said, brr! It's cold in here! There must be Transformers in the atmosphere!"
Anonymous says:
Someone should tell Tidalwave and Galvatron that doing an 1997 Shawn Michaels/Kevin Nash pose these days will get you boo'd.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: ANd you do it like this! Tidal Wave: What the hell are we doing? Minicon: Just do what he says or he will blast us
Anonymous says:
You put your down down. You thrust your pelvis, huh, you thrust your pelvis, huh,(etc) (It's from Duckman)
Anonymous says:
"But it's the pelvic thruuuu-uuust/That really drives you insaaaa-aaaane..."
Anonymous says:
I think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy, I got the moves, to drive a girl wild....
ImazShatuar says:
ANd your sure if I learn to dance tidal wave Aurora one will go out with me to the cybertronian first annual Ball instead of that moran orion
ionacus says:
galvatron:put your left foot in and shake it all about! (off screen)demolisher:what the...!!!! thrust: well the lava bath just wasnt good for him like we thought. starscream:uugghh!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The Backstreet Bots perform "I want the Earth my Way."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Tidalwave,"Galvatron,in the summer do your inner thighs rub causing you to chafe?" Galvatron,"Yes,it's called swampcrotch,it's a form a swampass,what you need is some desiton,talcom powder,and air out the area
Anonymous says:
And the latest Minicons will unlock the "Secret Dance Move" feature in the larger Transformer figures. This will rekindle G1 fans memories back to the time when Transformers were new and Break- dancing was the coolest thing, next to the
Anonymous says:
MT: OuCH! Damn, Tidal Wave! Who the hell taught you how to walk?! TW: Megatron's colors too bright. Make me optics go on the fritz. (offscreen) Starscream: (slaps his head) Not again...
Anonymous says:
"...They used to work for Hasbro, but now they work for me. My name is Charlie."
Anonymous says:
Simon from American Idol: "I'm sorry Galvatron but that was the worst rendition of Staying Alive I have ever heard. That and you and your partner have no idea how to disco dance.
Anonymous says:
-T.V.:streach 1,2,3;now the other side streach 1,2,3
-tidal wave:do you think this is really going to lose wieght
-megatron:not really;because we transformers can't lose weight
-tidal wave:WHAT!!you mean we've been doing this for noth
Anonymous says:
ah,your right, with my head tilted this way, i can finally see the sail boat. (ode to Jay n silent bob)
Anonymous says:
Galvatron, Tidalwave, and Makeshift, doing the Electric Slide: It's electric!
Anonymous says:
ha with our superior fitness and agility he will destroy the autobots hahahahahaha the earth shall soon realise that aerobics Oz style was its downfall
JaffleMaker says:
GALVATRON: Cool this is my favourites song, come on Tidal wave lets boogey!
TIDALWAVE and GALVATRON: Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sta
Gazer says:
Sorry i put the title to the caption where my name was. Minicon"Don't just stand there, let's get to it Strike a pose, there's nothing to it." Tidalwave "When do i get to wear a pointy bra?" G
Anonymous says:
Minicon"Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it." Tidalwave "When do i get to wear a pointy bra?" Galvatron " The day we surrender to the Autobot
Optimus Crime says:
Here's one for ECW fans:....and his partner, hailing from Calgary...Alberta,Canada, they are the Impact Players!
Sideburn says:
Galvatron: I know why we lose all the time! We're all out of shape! Now we all have to work out! Tidalwave: Ummm Galvatron, we don't have muscles...
Anonymous says:
Tidalwave "Umm Galvatron? I know we need to keep up to specs but Sweating to the Oldies?"
Galvatron "Shut up you fool! They sent this instead of Tae-Bo!"
Minicon "WEEEEEEE!!!"
