Captions by amaratron

come on, galvatron, to the left! work those thighs! there's no "fat" in jazzercise!

Red Alert: Prime, Prime, there's something on your shirt!!! Prime: I'm not falling for that again, you dolt. Red Alert: Seriously! Look!

Starscream sees the new display of belts at Filene's Basement.

Starscream: (offscreen) now play nice, Dirge...Dirge: Don't be worried about ME playing nice! I'm not the one with four sets of teeth!!

"once I was afraid...I was petrified..."
(voice offscreen): OH, HARDHEAD, YOU WILL SURVIVE! I KNOW IT!

T-Rex: *crunchcrunch* like a dorito...Dirge: I can't feel my receptors! I can't feel my receptors! My diodes are splitting...wait, am I supposed to be able to feel my receptors??!