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Jul 11, 2003

Red Alert: Prime, Prime, there's something on your shirt!!! Prime: I'm not falling for that again, you dolt. Red Alert: Seriously! Look!

Jun 26, 2003

Starscream sees the new display of belts at Filene's Basement.

Jun 19, 2003

Starscream: (offscreen) now play nice, Dirge...Dirge: Don't be worried about ME playing nice! I'm not the one with four sets of teeth!!

Jun 18, 2003

"once I was afraid...I was petrified..."
(voice offscreen): OH, HARDHEAD, YOU WILL SURVIVE! I KNOW IT!

Jun 17, 2003

T-Rex: *crunchcrunch* like a dorito...Dirge: I can't feel my receptors! I can't feel my receptors! My diodes are splitting...wait, am I supposed to be able to feel my receptors??!

Jun 17, 2003

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