Captions by Brinakron

TEN! Not five! They charged me TEN for a footlong!

Spike: GUYS!
Bots: What, Spike?
Spike: I'm a banana!
Bots: What?
Spike: I'm a BANANA!
Bots: What happened to your clothes?
Spike: I'M A BANANA!!!

Ratchet:...So anyway, the Spider-man thing didn't work out, by my hand is still stuck like this.
Wheeljack: Idiot...

Ratchet (The Night Before): Don't worry, mama. Things won't get weird.
Ratchet: It got weird, didn't it?
Wheeljack: Ya.

Megatron, who forgot his manners, then suffered the wrath of Prime, who had a reputation as an excellent tea-party thrower to uphold.

ARE YOU RRREADY TO RRRRRUUUUUMMBLE????!!!!!

Optimus: So, since in the new movies Megatron turns into a plane, by doing this I should be able to hangglide, right?

Optimus: So THAT's how you've kept your population up despite the wars... Maybe we should try that.