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Brinakron has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

TEN! Not five! They charged me TEN for a footlong!

Mar 13, 2012

Spike: GUYS!
Bots: What, Spike?
Spike: I'm a banana!
Bots: What?
Spike: I'm a BANANA!
Bots: What happened to your clothes?
Spike: I'M A BANANA!!!

Feb 21, 2012

Ratchet:...So anyway, the Spider-man thing didn't work out, by my hand is still stuck like this.
Wheeljack: Idiot...

Feb 2, 2012

Ratchet (The Night Before): Don't worry, mama. Things won't get weird.
Ratchet: It got weird, didn't it?
Wheeljack: Ya.

Feb 2, 2012

Optimus Prime holds Megatron over his head

Megatron, who forgot his manners, then suffered the wrath of Prime, who had a reputation as an excellent tea-party thrower to uphold.

Jan 20, 2012

ARE YOU RRREADY TO RRRRRUUUUUMMBLE????!!!!!

Jan 19, 2012

Optimus: So, since in the new movies Megatron turns into a plane, by doing this I should be able to hangglide, right?

Jan 19, 2012

Optimus: So THAT's how you've kept your population up despite the wars... Maybe we should try that.

Dec 24, 2011

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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