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Galactimus has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

I know Optimus, but Obama promised affordable healthcare and I just can't find it anywhere. Maybe it's up here...

Feb 17, 2014

Spike: Stupid robot, when i said i wanted to get high, this wasnt really what i had in mind.

Jan 14, 2014

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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