It's not cheating if it is with yourself.
(with accent) "We are 2 wild and crazy guys!" - SNL
Gargoyle and Frankenstein were overjoyed when they heard Flock of Seagulls were going to reunite on tour.
Gargoyle, you throw your hands up and show off your codpiece while I distract them with my rendition of Chubby Checker!
Beware the power of my underarms!