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Oct 14, 2004

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Oct 14, 2004

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Feb 5, 2004

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Feb 5, 2004

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		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
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		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
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		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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