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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Optimal Primus

Optimal Primus has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
And just in time for the World Series ...

This is the last time that I get drunk after a game and use my mitt to hold my vomit!

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