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Jul 1, 2003

How many bagels did you say you wanted?

Jul 1, 2003

One more episode! Oh please Optimus, let me be in just one more episode....I'll suck your....

Jun 30, 2003

Dirge finds out too late that the Decepticon Time Travel project is unsuccessful when he meets the concept behind Grimlock.

Jun 17, 2003

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