The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Riot Riverman
Riot Riverman has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Wait a minitet so you mean to tell me his "The Touch" CD has been stuck in there playing on repeat all this time?!
I AM AN ANGRY MIME! GIVE ME ALL OF YOU'RE COOKIES!!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY CHEEZ-IT'S!
