>
>
>

The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Zero BlitZ X

Zero BlitZ X has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

Optimus:ahahahaha!now all I have to do is slip something in her drink and nibble on her ear lobe and of course steal some of Megatrons Kegs

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Worker:We're gonna need that Mega Porn Archive Package you were talking about...

Starscream drinks some Energon

Starscream:Ahahahahaaa....I know have Megatrons spark fluid now I can have his kids hahahaa

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

T Rex:Is that Mayonaise?
Dirge:Yep!:-D

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Astrotrain:Yes!She's ALIVE!!!!Ramjet:Yes the new Porn-Bot is my best Idea yet!Starscream:We'll have a screamin' time!

Patreon
Charge Our Energon Reserves. Join the Seibertron Elite.
Support SEIBERTRON™