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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by zopilote_z

zopilote_z has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Blaster with foam on him

v1.- Blaster.- Geez, I feel kinda transfoamy today!

v2.- Slag man! I just put that Barry manilow tapes on me and suddenly I´m covered with cotton candy

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

Freeze buster! I haven`t wait 80 years to be deflowered this way

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