The Energon Pub

by **GFH** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:47 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:51 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's

by **GFH** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:10 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:30 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex

by **GFH** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:08 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:34 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:13 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:53 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at

by **GFH** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:33 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee

by **Stormer** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:10 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:46 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she

by **Stormer** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:41 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:40 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's

by **momtimus-prime** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:21 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:01 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for

by **Praxus Prime** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:22 am

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment

News Credits: 3 · by **ArmadaPrime** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:39 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes

News Credits: 62 · by **#Sideways#** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:39 pm

//Seriously, I was laughing for a solid minute.

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so

//Wow, we posted at exactly the same time.

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:57 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird

News Credits: 62 · by **#Sideways#** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:19 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate

News Credits: 2 · by **Twitchythe3rd** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:44 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:48 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon

News Credits: 62 · by **#Sideways#** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:19 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now

by **momtimus-prime** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:44 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia

News Credits: 62 · by **#Sideways#** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:53 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants