Midwesterners (U.S.) rejoice! If Botcon in California is a bit too far, and a bit too hefty of a convention to try to attend, you may want to consider...
Dairycon 2011.
Jam-packed with fun, excitement, and it's own super-rare, and super cool exclusives, DAIRYCON could just be your destination in 2011 and is located in the very heart of the cheese industry, WISCONSIN!
So are convinced yet? No. Well Methusalen stopped by to share that there has been a reveal for yet another exclusive figure, an interestingly deco'd bot that goes by the name of STEERS.
"Greetings, Moo Believers!
OK, gang... the first thing you gotta do is make sure you're alone in the house. Now, lock all the doors and windows. What you are about to read is top secret and for the eyes of Moo Believers Only! If this were to fall into the wrong hands, it surely would mean the end of Transfandom as we know it!
Therefore, hold up your hands and pledge yourselves to the deepest secrecy, in the name of Primus and Uncle Whiskey Breath, amen!
OK, now that we're done with the ceremonial trappings, let us proceed to the heart of the matter... Dairycon Staffers have just revealed pictures and information on the second Dairycon 2011 Exclusive!
Behold the wonder: Steers!"
Check out
STEERS bio and images below. You can register for April's
Dairycon 2011 here, and get your very own STEERS...and more (to be revealed)!
Allegiance: Dairycon
Name: Steers
Function: Herder
Quote:"YEEE HAWWW!!!"
Profile: STEERS is the official herder of the Dairycon Universe. He is on constant patrol, making sure none of the other Dairycons get off the farm. STEERS keeps the whole Dairycon Universe in check. Considered the justice in these here parts; a cattle-rustlin, bronco-bustin, spur-wearin, hard-drinking, fast-living bot. In a barroom brawl he is ready to break a bottle and fight with the best of them. A perpetual ladies-bot who is always saving the damsel in distress. Loves the open range. Rumored that Heffer found Steers on the planet of Junk.
Abilities: As the official herder of Dairycon, he is the only one who knows the secret behind why Dairycons can have both Autobot and Decepticon symbols. He will never tell, though! That info is what helps him keep the Dairycons from escaping the farm. He is also the only one who knows where UNCLE WHISKEY BREATH keeps his secret still.
Weaknesses: Though STEERS has no known physical weaknesses, he secretly longs for the day when he can wield the Lasso of Liberty and Hat of Heroism.
[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]
