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News Credits: 5749 · by **El Duque** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:52 pm

For Immediate Release

Excelsior, Moo-Believers!

Staffers with Dairycon confirmed today the Third Exclusive Reveal for the 2012 Show:

Cosmoo!

First hinted at in the Dairycon 2011 'Changing Steers' storyline, Cosmoo is the ultimate moocher- it's his actual function!

Cosmoo's Bio:
Allegiance: Dairycon
Name: Cosmoo
Function: Moocher
Quote:"Can I borrow 5 bucks? I'll pay you back... honest!"

Profile: Truly a waste of good dairy air. Cosmoo is the biggest moocher what roams the fields of Dairyland. Always borrowing money, weapons, energon, tools, grills, silverware, CDs, lawn chairs, etc and never returns them. No one knows where he actually lives in Dairyland, because he is always living off someone else. He shows up at all the Dairyland parties and functions, eats everything up, and leaves.

Abilities: Able to talk anybody out of anything. Excellent con man with great negotiation skills. He has heff-mounted weapons that he never paid for. Rumor is that they are aftermarket knock offs. Excellent poker player and fish cook.

Weaknesses: Due to lazy life style and over consumption, he has put on a lot of weight. Behind on his rent, credit card payments, and owes everyone in Dairyland something. His short, portly, inactive physique makes him produce excessive amounts of menthane, causing a bad body odor. Allies and adversaries alike keep their distance. Bad dresser. Since he has lived off the Dairyland's public dole, he has no actual experience with anything. He likes getting together with Steers and Heffer, and tell big lies about how good he used to be.

Like BARN, and the previous Neo Knight Reveal, Cosmoo will be an Exclusive at the Dairycon Convention.

Wow!

On top of that, we've been told that "This isn't the end of the reveals!" & to "Stay tuned, as at least Four More Exclusives are on the way!"
That gives us a total of 7 exclusive figures for this year's event!

As stated previously, Dairycon is going to be hosted in the largest space in the city- The Historic Ramada Plaza's Crystal Ballroom. Larger Dealer Space, the ever-popular Dairycon Convention Exclusives, Prizes, Drawings, Events, & A Large Screen TV showing your favorite episodes!

Why spend thousands of dollars to go to a show, when you can go to one that's free?

Register Today!

Dairycon! A Convention of Our Own!

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Alcove of Honor Celebration!

Tired of your favorite character not getting into other award ceremonies? Us too! Have a look at the Alcove of Honor Contest! Choose one of our favorites, or pick one of yours! Fan voting, the way it was meant to be -funny, and fun! Winner to be announced at Dairycon 2012!

www.dairylandtransfans.com/vote.html

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New Dairycon Video on Facebook!

In our efforts to bring you continued content, please enjoy this parody advert for our one of our more recent additions to the Dairycon Line-Up, the "Dairycon Costume Contest"!

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News Credits: 273 · by **Delicon** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:13 pm

A lot of people bash FunPub for some of the figures they put out and while I think a lot of it is unfounded, I still wish they would deliver cool G1 molds like this. I think I'm going to ask that at the panel this year.

News Credits: 3 · by **DISCHARGE** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:28 pm

I am udderly speechless.
The last Dairycon video I watched blew me away with the trancey music, but this one is so much butter.

by **MINDVVIPE** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:46 pm

thats one phat cow.

by **Rated X** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:25 pm

Why cant the Botcon costume contest have costumes like that ???

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:31 pm

FunPub could learn a lot from this.

Like how to be creative and original.

News Credits: 273 · by **Delicon** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:13 pm

Burn wrote:FunPub could learn a lot from this.

Like how to be creative and original.

FP isn't known for its collective sense of humor.

Website · by **Flux Convoy** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:17 pm

Delicon wrote:A lot of people bash FunPub for some of the figures they put out and while I think a lot of it is unfounded, I still wish they would deliver cool G1 molds like this. I think I'm going to ask that at the panel this year.

Do you really want that though? I know I don't. I love G1 and always will but reissues fill that void for me. The club can keep doing Classics styled homages forever as far as I'm concerned. Bear in mind, the Dairycon stuff is all hand made kitbash work. There's a G1 Cosmos under that paint.