The Energon Pub

Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:07 pm

whoever keeps using that accursed perfume, please stop using it. It's stinking up the entire base, and I'm sick of it! It smells awful and it burns my optics. For instance, I'm strolling around in the base when BOOM! My optics are stinging from glitter and the fowl scent of despair.

~Optimus Prime, you've all been warned

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Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:06 pm

I hope this doesn't get locked...

Attention

I got bored with the Decepticons, so I came back.

Hotrod

P.S. Would someone please, like, incinerate Wheelie? I'm sick of him coming back. Thank you.

Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:12 am

Attention; Anyone who even LOOKS at me funny will die

Love Galvatron.

News Credits: 1 · Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:58 pm

♫Recently lost two cassettes. Answer to: Ravage. Laserbeak. May want to buy weapons before searching.♫

-♫Soundwave♫

Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:04 am

Grimlock, I should have never shared my Pringles with you and the others. You'll never stop at one. I'll take you all on!

-Prime, Op.

Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:09 am

The other day I was wonderin why Skywarp's hand was getting bigger, and then it hit me. Lol!
-RUMBLE

I heard Smokescreen goes to casino's, but he won’t gamble anymore. He just watches the games and makes mental bets. Last week, he lost his mind. XD
-FRENZY

Ha! Ha! Hey, Frenzy, what do you call a transformer with no skill or talent?
TWINTWIST!!!!!
-RUMBLE

LOL! I was gonna say Hotrod!
-FRENZY

LMAO! Yeah that's true....
-RUMBLE

Man, I'm glad you can talk. Those birds are bogus, always lookin at me. I guess Ravage is alright. What is he a cat? A dog?
-RUMBLE

I dunno, but I heard Skywarp is so nasty he slows Speed-Stick down!!!
-FRENZY

Ooooooooh! Thnap!
-RUMBLE

IDIOTS!!! Deceptitran is not a chat room!
-MEGATRON

LOL!
-SHOCKWAVE

Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:25 am

I just found out I'm the world's LARGEST MIN-CON?!!!!!! :BOOM:

-MEGATRON (see classics toy)

LOL!
-SHOCKWAVE

News Credits: 1 · Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:57 pm

Michael Bay's terrible movie has brought about my second coming. Now, you will all face judgment day.
-Vector Sigma

News Credits: 1 · Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:11 pm

Wheeljack:

Please try to test your inventions a little more before giving your public demonstrations.

We are getting quite tired of putting Teletraan-I back together, and after that unfortunate incident with Bluestreak, Sunstreaker, and that energon noodle-making machine, your demonstrations have proved to be dangerous to viewers as well as to the surroundings.

-Ratchet and Hoist

(Anyone catch the Calvin and Hobbes reference?)

Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:12 am

You think you got it tough, Skywarp there got a face lift. There was one just like it underneath!
-FRENZY

0_O
-RUMBLE

News Credits: 1 · Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:59 pm

notice: basketball drooling lessons this friday. please bring your human made phoenetic categorization figure called 'a' to this particular game.

-optimus prime

News Credits: 1 · Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:13 pm

monday-9:00 a.m.: automated transmission from teletran 1: ALL AUTOBOTS PLEASE REPORT FOR MANDATORY TUNE UP WITH RATCHET AND WHEELJACK STARTING THIS FRIDAY

monday-4:14 p.m.: automated transmission from teletran 1: PLEASE REMEMBER TO SUBMIT ALL CONFIDENTIAL PEER EVALUATIONS TO OPTIMUS PRIME VIA ANONYMOUS DROPBOX BY THURSDAY.

tuesday-12:00 p.m.: automated transmission from teletran 1: NOTICE TO ALL AUTOBOTS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT A POSSIBLE DECEPTICON INCURSION WAS DETECTED TODAY. SUBJECT DESCRIPTION: STABALIZED ELECTRICAL SINGULARITY. SECURITY MONITORING DETECETED LIMITED DISCERNABLE SPEECH PATTERN: "KREMZEEEEEEKKK!"

tuesday-12:15 p.m.: automated cookie crisp from donald trump: NOTICE TO ALL BUTTERBOTS YOUR FIRED! AND THATS WHAT YOU TAKE VITAMINS FOR N2-N1/ N1 = KHAANNN!
AND THATS ALL SHE WROTE SO PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER DINOSAUR FAIRIES

News Credits: 1 · Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:56 pm

wHErE jaAm c0Pt3R??? Reward: jaam

-Hot Shot

Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:09 pm

Who ever is pushing everyone down the stairs please stop.

Optimus prime

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If I ever find out who push me down the stairs and destroyed my hand, it is only logical I take yours.

Shockwave

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Who ever blew a hole in Wheelie's head this morning thank you!

Hot Rod

Edit: No Optimus it wasn't me.

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I just put one through that Autobot Rhymer Wheeelie

C. Punch

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Good work Counterpunch!

Megatron

Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:22 pm

BOT SEEKING FEMMEBOT
I'm a single Cybertronian War Hero and Decorated Intergalactic War Veteran, and a two-time TF Hall of Fame nominee: I'm quiet, capable and mind my own business.I love Animalbots and MiniCons, Ventriloquism, Multimedia Entertainment,countryside watching,planetside watching,roadside watching,suspected enemy HQ watching and more.
Only, I'm a Decepticon.
If that doesn't bother you, just think your latest military secret and wait for my reply. Satellite Altmodes a bonus.
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LOST
1 Penis. Answers to the name Bonecrusher.If found,please contact 'Discreet Results' private investigation agency,24 Quintesson Rd. Quintesson.

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YO QUINTESSON.STOP.
YO PENIS LAST SEEN GIVING HEAD TO OPTIMUS PRIME UNDER A BRIDGE.STOP.
HAHAHAHAHA.STOP.
HAHAHAHAHA.STOP.
HAHAHAHAHA.STOP.
LOVE MUDFLAP.STOP.
PS.STOP.
COME AN GET YO ICECREAM TOO BITCH.STOP.

News Credits: 1 · Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:09 am

Wanted: Someone to change my diaper. Will pay one extremely deformed cassette.

-Titanium Soundwave

Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:47 pm

MUDFLAP: Yo Mudflap what you wanna do?
SKIDS: I don know!
MUDFLAP: What yo mean?
SKIDS: I don know, you stupid genius!
MUDFLAP: How about I punch yo face in!
SKIDS: How you gonna do that? You weirdo! We’re on the net!
MUDFLAP: I’ll…um… I’ll think of something… hmm
MUDFLAP: I thought of it!
SKIDS: Really? Yo idiot,
SKIDS: Um hallo where are you?
SKIDS: (Sound of metal feet) um come in…WHAM!!!
MUDFLAP: I told you so!

Bumblebee: “Now that’s what I call a grand slam!” “Stop it! Stop it! Can’t you see your senseless fighting is tearing us all apart?!” “we, we got to stick together!”

So how’s that for a beginner?

Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:08 am

Note that I don't own this topic, but for a first try, it's quite funny. However, remember that this is supposed to be like a notice board on an office wall, not like a chat room. Just keep that with you when making future replies

Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:03 am

Ironclaw wrote:Note that I don't own this topic, but for a first try, it's quite funny. However, remember that this is supposed to be like a notice board on an office wall, not like a chat room. Just keep that with you when making future replies

Sorry about that!

NOTICE TO GODZILLABOT

Please stop messing up on the boards. It’s absolutely rotten

Perceptor.

Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:25 am

Damn, that was fantastic!!
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Attention, all planets of the Solar Federation: We have assu-
Whoops, wrong frequency. My bad. *static, followed by easy listening music*
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Anyone get that?

Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:22 am

Ironclaw wrote:Damn, that was fantastic!!
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Attention, all planets of the Solar Federation: We have assu-
Whoops, wrong frequency. My bad. *static, followed by easy listening music*
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Anyone get that?

Well thank you! I’m glad you liked it! And I’m sorry I don’t understand the joke, could you maybe explain it to me?

News Credits: 1 · Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:04 am

What godzillabot said.

Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:43 am

Ok, the song '2112' is about the story of the Solar Federation taking over Earth, and severly resticting life. A man finds a guitar in a cave, the SF destroy it, and at the end of the song, you can hear 'Attention, all planets of the Solar Federation: We have assumed control'.
The joke is, the SF have the wrong frequency, and accidentally send to the Ark.

Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:49 am

why isit that the male transformers have bigger chests than the females?

Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:45 am

shortwave wrote:why isit that the male transformers have bigger chests than the females?

Well due to the fact, and I’m not being sexist here, that the Autobots are on earth are buff man-bots, the femme’s must be designed to look more like supermodels!