The Energon Pub

[munkimus prime]

WANTED

Tutor to teach Skidz and Mudflap how to read and write.

Must also be able to perform miracles.

Signed Optimus Prime

[shortwave]

why isit that the male transformers have bigger chests than the females?

Well due to the fact, and I’m not being sexist here, that the Autobots are on earth are buff man-bots, the femme’s must be designed to look more like supermodels!

thaught so

[Godzillabot Primal]

why isit that the male transformers have bigger chests than the females?

Well due to the fact, and I’m not being sexist here, that the Autobots are on earth are buff man-bots, the femme’s must be designed to look more like supermodels!

thaught so

Glad to help!

[#Sideways#]

Will Of Wheeljack, Autobot Scientist

If you are reading this, I am dead.

I leave my Lab to Perceptor.

I leave the rest of Huffer to Huffer.

I- Hang on... Why am I even saying this? I'm still alive!


~Wheeljack
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Must have!

A way to shut Prowl up!

~Jazz
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KREMZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!

~Kremzeek
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Disregard that. ^

~Prime
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Wanted!

The Matrix Of Leadership back from Rodimus,

Reward:

Self-honor and the pleasure in knowing you did right.

~Prime
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Bump!

~Bumblebee
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Notice!

Due to rules against bumping, since it looks too much like spam, Bumblebee was just banned.

~Autobot High Command
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Here's Johnny!

~Goldbug
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Notice!

All mechs who create different accounts under a different name will be banned. As shown with Bumblebee and Goldbug. They were banned. For life.

~Autobot High Command
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How's that? Good?

[Godzillabot Primal]

Will Of Wheeljack, Autobot Scientist

If you are reading this, I am dead.

I leave my Lab to Perceptor.

I leave the rest of Huffer to Huffer.

I- Hang on... Why am I even saying this? I'm still alive!


~Wheeljack
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Must have!

A way to shut Prowl up!

~Jazz
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KREMZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!

~Kremzeek
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Disregard that. ^

~Prime
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Wanted!

The Matrix Of Leadership back from Rodimus,

Reward:

Self-honor and the pleasure in knowing you did right.

~Prime
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Bump!

~Bumblebee
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Notice!

Due to rules against bumping, since it looks too much like spam, Bumblebee was just banned.

~Autobot High Command
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Here's Johnny!

~Goldbug
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Notice!

All mechs who create different accounts under a different name will be banned. As shown with Bumblebee and Goldbug. They were banned. For life.

~Autobot High Command
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How's that? Good?

Very

[MasterSoundBlaster]

MISSING: Two small cassettes to a cassette player. Last seen near Autobot HQ after a battle on Saturday morning.One may be in abit of a Frenzy at the moment

-Sincerly Soundwave

[Godzillabot Primal]

MISSING: Two small cassettes to a cassette player. Last seen near Autobot HQ after a battle on Saturday morning.One may be in abit of a Frenzy at the moment

-Sincerly Soundwave

Slick!

[MasterSoundBlaster]

MISSING: Two small cassettes to a cassette player. Last seen near Autobot HQ after a battle on Saturday morning.One may be in abit of a Frenzy at the moment

-Sincerly Soundwave

Slick!

Thanks!

[Godzillabot Primal]

MISSING: Two small cassettes to a cassette player. Last seen near Autobot HQ after a battle on Saturday morning.One may be in abit of a Frenzy at the moment

-Sincerly Soundwave

Slick!

Thanks!

No problamo

[JetOptimus23]

Wanted: Face Repairer

-Megatron

Wanted: My face...

The Fallen

Looking for a voice module, preferably one that sounds like Darth Vader or Mr.T.

-Soundwave

[Twitchythe3rd]

Gone to all you can eat buffet, buffet. Be back in an hour, hour.

- Shrapnel

[Godzillabot Primal]

Me Grimlock want Wheelie to stop hurting me Grimlock’s nose

-Grimlock

[Skywarp64]

Can this thread be used for Decepticon notices, too? If so, I've got one in mind.

[MasterSoundBlaster]

Can this thread be used for Decepticon notices, too? If so, I've got one in mind.

Im guessing they do because i made a decepticon notice and no one got mad

[Foxbear]

Earth date 6/14 General announcement: Each Autobot will now be required to give a short presentation on workplace safety. Provide proposals for topics to Optimus Prime.

-Topic can cover any aspect of Autobot life and is up to individual choice
-Topic proposal due one earth week before presentation
-Presentations will be given in hanger bay #5
-Creativity and use of visual aides required
Optimus Prime

Earth date 6/21 General announcement: Hanger bay #5 will be down for defumagation procedures for a short time.
Update to rules on required safety meetings.
-Topic can cover ‘almost’ any aspect of Autobot life and is up to individual choice
-Topic proposal due one earth week before presentation
-Presentations will be given in hanger bay #4
-Creativity and use of visual aides strongly encouraged
-Presentations on toxic gasses discouraged
Optimus Prime

Earth date 6/28 General announcement: Hanger bay #4 will be down for energy burn repairs for a short time.
Update to rules on required safety meetings.
-Topic can cover ‘almost’ any aspect of Autobot life and is up to individual choice
-Topic proposal due one earth week before presentation
-Presentations will be given in hanger bay #3
-Creativity and use of visual aides accepted
-Presentations on toxic gasses discouraged
-Presentations on fast draw laser based weapons fire discouraged
Optimus Prime

Earth date 7/05 General announcement: While Optimus Prime recuperates from several minor injuries Ratchet will be in charge of safety meetings. Any Autobots engaging in activities requiring a senior officer to physically pull them apart will be severally disciplined. Hanger bay #3 will be down for general repairs for a short time.

Update to rules on required safety meetings.
-Topic can cover many aspects of Autobot life and must be approved by Ractchet
-Topic proposal due one earth week before presentation
-Presentations will be given in hanger bay #2
-Creativity and use of visual aides tolerated
-Brawling during safety presentations forbidden
-Presentations on toxic gasses discouraged
-Presentations on fast draw laser based weapons fire discouraged
-Presentations on personal hygiene forbidden.
Ratchet Chief Medical Officer

Earth date 7/12 General announcement: I am pleased to announce our human friends Sparkplug and Spike have been released from the hospital and are recovering as fast as can be expected for organic life forms. They send the message that they appreciated the flowers and get well cards and don’t blame us at all for what happened.

Hanger bay #2 will be down for biological hazard decontamination for a short time.

Update to rules on required safety meetings.
-Topic can cover approved aspects of Autobot life and must be approved by Ratchet and Optimus Prime
-Topic proposal due one earth week before presentation
-Presentations will be given in hanger bay #1
-Creativity and use of visual aides discouraged
-Brawling during safety presentations forbidden
-Presentations on toxic gasses discouraged
-Presentations on fast draw laser based weapons fire discouraged
-Presentations on personal hygiene forbidden.
-Presentations on virulent Earth viruses forbidden
-Human participation in future safety meetings discouraged

Earth date 7/18 General announcement: Optimus Prime has communicated that any further safety meetings will be postponed until the Arc can be fully repaired. The good news is all Autobots have been accounted for after the explosion. The injured are resting in the abandoned warehouse on 6th street.

Update to rules on required safety meetings.
-All future safety meetings will be presented by senior officers only
-Presentations will be given in large open spaces no less than ten earth miles from any populated areas
-Creativity and use of visual aides absoutly forbiden
-Brawling during safety presentations forbidden
-Presentations on toxic gasses discouraged
-Presentations on fast draw laser based weapons fire discouraged
-Presentations on personal hygiene forbidden.
-Presentations on virulent Earth viruses forbidden
-Human participation in future safety meetings discouraged
-Presentations on the risks of improper handling of unstable energon cubes is, now and forever, expressly forbidden!
Optimus Prime via Sparkplug

[Skywarp64]

Nemesis Bulletin
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Earth date: May 6, 2011, 13:13:56/1:13:56 PM
All Decepticons:

Thanks to Starscream, you have all reached your last of your 934532365758590 warnings. NOBODY is allowed to claim leadership of the Decepticons unless I am unable to handle such duties, or if I am not heard from in 24 hours. Thank-you.

~Megatron
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Earth date: May 6, 2011, 13:15:23/1:15:23 PM

Due to Megatron's smart-assedness, I hereby claim leadership of the Decepticons. Do not ask any questions. I will be giving the briefing of how I intend to run the army in Hangar 6.

~Swindle
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Earth date: May 7, 2011, 11:36:17/11:36:17 AM

Gather in Hangar 6 for the funeral of our beloved comerade, Swindle, who we've been told accidentally taped an Earth-made sticky note reading "Don't f#@% with Megatron" to his ass and then accidentally threw himself in the airlock seconds after claiming leadership of the Decepticons. With his loss, I Devastator am ready to take on the job.

~Devastator
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Earth date: May 7, 2011, 21:31:29/9:31:29 PM

We lost a valuable member of our cause today. All seven Constructicons were found dead in the same room. They each had what appear to be fusion ca- Hang on, I've just received word I'll be promoted to Decepticon second officer for keeping my mouth shut. That concludes today's report.

~Barricade
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Earth date: May 7, 2011, 21:34:59/9:34:59 PM

Barricade is now my second officer. Honor him however you guys do it.

~Megatron
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[Godzillabot Primal]

Epic!

Notice to all Femme-Bots!

You are free to worship me at any time possible

-Tracks

[Twitchythe3rd]

Attention Insecticons: Just because the sign says "all you can eat" does not mean you can eat it all.

[#Sideways#]

Alert! Alert!

Martian Flamingoes are invading supermarkets around the world! They want our ammonia!

~Krem-Teletraan 1
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Notice!

Due to Teletraan 1 being infected with Kremzeek (again) we've been issued a lawsuit from 49 out of 50 states. Thankfully the signal didn't reach Alaska.

~Prime
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Don't ban me again. Please.

~Bamblebee
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Notice

Yet again Bumblebee has shown his unwillingness to cooperate with rules, he has created another account called: "Bamblebee", so they are all banned again.

We were about to lift your ban too.

~Autobot High Command
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Knock it off! PLEASE!

~BUmblebee
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Notice

Bumblebee has been banned on all accounts AGAIN. Quit it!

~Autobot High Command
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I kill you!!

~Achkmid The Dead Terrorist
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Disregard that last one. ^

~Prime
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Note to Prowl

Shut up!!!!!

~Jazz
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This Comment is a stub and is missing information. Please help bUmblebee by expanding it.

~bUmblebee
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Notice

Bumblebee, stop with Spam, we'll give you a pass on this one, but stop.

~Autobot High Command
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Uh, no. bUmblebee is actually my name... I have no idea who this Bumblebee character is, but I don't want to meet him.

~bUmblebee
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Note to Megatron

This is Soundwave; I am located inside the Autobot Ark and am sending you information now.

~Soundwave
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Notice

Hey, I found a blue Cassette Player with some purple insignia on the door, I am putting it right next to Teletraan 1 if anyone owns/wants it.

~Spike Witwicky
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Great thread!

[MasterSoundBlaster]

Attentioon all Decepticons,
There will be a party this Friday night in honor of Megatron's Greatness and superiority. All are welcomed except the traitorous Starscream

Signed:
Lugnut,Shockwave,and Soundwave

[Godzillabot Primal]

You cannot pay attention to the post above this one!

To all Decepticons you are hereby invited to: cargo hold level C, to celebrate my supreme glorious self in honor of me, myself and I

Starscream.

Notice: Lugnut, Soundwave, Shockwave, and of course Megatron are not invited

[Skywarp64]

Decepticons-

All parties to which I am not invited are hereby canceled in cold blood.

As you were. Starscream.

Also, Lugnut, Shockwave, and Soundwave are all awesome, and of course promoted. Congratulations.

~Lord Megatron

[MasterSoundBlaster]

Decepticons-

All parties to which I am not invited are hereby canceled in cold blood.

As you were. Starscream.

Also, Lugnut, Shockwave, and Soundwave are all awesome, and of course promoted. Congratulations.

~Lord Megatron

Megatron's Facebook Notifications:
-lugnut,shockwave,and soundwave like your post "...and are of course promoted"
-Soundwave wrote on your wall: "Operation Party Time:In effect,Promotion:Appreciated. Also who is in charge of providing the Energon Beverages?"
-Soundwave,Lugnut,and Shockwave invited you to "Megatronian celebration" this weekend.
Attending?: Yes[],No[],Maybe[]

[Godzillabot Primal]

Um…where’s Starscream? (we do not need him for a plot to destroy Megatron)

Astrotrain and Blitzwing

[#Sideways#]

Ooh! Megatron poked me on Facebook!

~Thrust