The Energon Pub

Clearly, he's a plant and it's a FALSE FLAG OPERATION!

Brakazar76 wrote:Clearly, he's a plant and it's a FALSE FLAG OPERATION!

He's been purposefully leading us down the wrong path this entire time! We're...we're going to have to rethink the entire thing! Square one, man! We still have three absolutes: Brainstorm, Kurona's magical detective work, and space heaters.

D-Maximus_Primal wrote:

Burn wrote:

D-Maximus_Primal wrote:Just throwing this bone out there, Sabr found this:

Of course he did, that's what he does, people are having fun? He's gotta swoop in with his facts and **** and ruin all the goodness.

Next he'll tell us who Veronica is.

But I thought you had already told us who Veronica was....

I don't think that was ever decided upon.

Something for everyone to consider.

Veronica starts with V, and ends with A.

Va'al has both a V and an A in his name.

He's also quick with Hasbro related news.

Ponder that ...

Facts? FACTS?! We live in a post-factual world, sheeple, open your eyes to the truth! The REAL truth!



Assortment numbers? Look at them closely: B8408.
B is for Brainstorm, 8 sound like gate, 4 is obviously 'for', zero means nothing, or death.

Braingate 4 deathgate! They're onto us, we've been found, and they're out to get us! We can trust no one! Nemesis Maximo is in it, TFW is in it, everyone is in it, even...

Burn wrote:

D-Maximus_Primal wrote:But I thought you had already told us who Veronica was....

I don't think that was ever decided upon.

Something for everyone to consider.

Veronica starts with V, and ends with A.

Va'al has both a V and an A in his name.

He's also quick with Hasbro related news.

Ponder that ...

....even me?

Dr Va'al wrote:....even me?

I dunno ... even you?

*Puts tin foil hat on and starts rocking back and forth cradling shotgun.



They won't take me man. Braingate won't take me!

Dr Va'al wrote:Facts? FACTS?! We live in a post-factual world, sheeple, open your eyes to the truth! The REAL truth!



Assortment numbers? Look at them closely: B8408.
B is for Brainstorm, 8 sound like gate, 4 is obviously 'for', zero means nothing, or death.

Braingate 4 deathgate! They're onto us, we've been found, and they're out to get us! We can trust no one! Nemesis Maximo is in it, TFW is in it, everyone is in it, even...

Burn wrote:

D-Maximus_Primal wrote:But I thought you had already told us who Veronica was....

I don't think that was ever decided upon.

Something for everyone to consider.

Veronica starts with V, and ends with A.

Va'al has both a V and an A in his name.

He's also quick with Hasbro related news.

Ponder that ...

....even me?

Wait could this mean Va ' al was replaced by a clone who loves alpha bravo by the GOBOTS it all makes sense now!

Wait could this mean Va ' al was replaced by a clone who loves alpha bravo by the GOBOTS it all makes sense now!

I think you're on to something. After all, it's a terribly kept secret that Alpha Bravo is really Cop-Tur in disguise.

Holy $#!+, you guys. It goes deeper! Check this out:
There's actually a Saint Veronica.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Veronica
But check out that painting from the article.



THE FACE REPRESENTS A HEADMASTER

Brakazar76 wrote:

Wait could this mean Va ' al was replaced by a clone who loves alpha bravo by the GOBOTS it all makes sense now!

I think you're on to something. After all, it's a terribly kept secret that Alpha Bravo is really Cop-Tur in disguise.

Cop-Tur ... Turd ... Alpha Bravo ... it makes sense.

Bronzewolf wrote:Holy $#!+, you guys. It goes deeper! Check this out:
There's actually a Saint Veronica.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Veronica
But check out that painting from the article.



THE FACE REPRESENTS A HEADMASTER

But that would mean...that Jesus himself is a Headmaster! The Second Coming is even closer than the guys who wrote the Left Behind series thought!

Nemesis Maximo wrote:

Bronzewolf wrote:Holy $#!+, you guys. It goes deeper! Check this out:
There's actually a Saint Veronica.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Veronica
But check out that painting from the article.



THE FACE REPRESENTS A HEADMASTER

But that would mean...that Jesus himself is a Headmaster! The Second Coming is even closer than the guys who wrote the Left Behind series thought!

...That means Jesus was a pretender! That's how he had all those powers! He was the first transformer to present himself to humans!

And who created the original Autobot Pretenders in the Marvel G1 comics? Frickin' Brainstorm!!

From TFwiki

Brainstorm enlisted six volunteers to undergo the process, and with them created the Autobot Pretenders. (In "Pretender to the Throne!")

I don't like it when Va'al Pretends to be duragrip, or StuartMaximus.

Burn wrote:I don't like it when Va'al Pretends to be duragrip, or StuartMaximus.

Better a shell that a conspiracy shill.

Reading through this thread again, I have come to a conclusion: cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Rodimus Prime wrote:Reading through this thread again, I have come to a conclusion: cocaine is a hell of a drug.

We get high on TRUTH. ANSWERS are our cocaine. We be trippin' on KNOWLEDGE. Elivate yourself to a higher plain, where you can see. You can be one with the briefcase. Brainstorm will accept you.
You haven't been enlightened. You are blind.

Bronzewolf wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:Reading through this thread again, I have come to a conclusion: cocaine is a hell of a drug.

We get high on TRUTH. ANSWERS are our cocaine. We be trippin' on KNOWLEDGE. Elivate yourself to a higher plain, where you can see. You can be one with the briefcase. Brainstorm will accept you.
You haven't been enlightened. You are blind.

Do you at least use a rolled-up $100 bill like the pros?

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Bronzewolf wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:Reading through this thread again, I have come to a conclusion: cocaine is a hell of a drug.

We get high on TRUTH. ANSWERS are our cocaine. We be trippin' on KNOWLEDGE. Elivate yourself to a higher plain, where you can see. You can be one with the briefcase. Brainstorm will accept you.
You haven't been enlightened. You are blind.

Do you at least use a rolled-up $100 bill like the pros?

yes

Bronzewolf wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Bronzewolf wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:Reading through this thread again, I have come to a conclusion: cocaine is a hell of a drug.

We get high on TRUTH. ANSWERS are our cocaine. We be trippin' on KNOWLEDGE. Elivate yourself to a higher plain, where you can see. You can be one with the briefcase. Brainstorm will accept you.
You haven't been enlightened. You are blind.

Do you at least use a rolled-up $100 bill like the pros?

yes

We don't need no stinkin money.

Remember that other exclusive, the TRU Platinum Edition set?
http://www.seibertron.com/transformers/ ... iew/36135/

Well, it looks like it's not that exclusive after all!
http://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/transformer ... 0195420280

Bronzewolf wrote:And who created the original Autobot Pretenders in the Marvel G1 comics? Frickin' Brainstorm!!

From TFwiki

Brainstorm enlisted six volunteers to undergo the process, and with them created the Autobot Pretenders. (In "Pretender to the Throne!")

If Jesus was a Pretender (I'm going to Hell for this), and Brainstorm created Pretenders, does that mean Brainstorm is God? And Jesus?

Nemesis Maximo wrote:

Bronzewolf wrote:And who created the original Autobot Pretenders in the Marvel G1 comics? Frickin' Brainstorm!!

From TFwiki

Brainstorm enlisted six volunteers to undergo the process, and with them created the Autobot Pretenders. (In "Pretender to the Throne!")

If Jesus was a Pretender (I'm going to Hell for this), and Brainstorm created Pretenders, does that mean Brainstorm is God? And Jesus?

...Brainstorm is literally a God. We've done it. We've cracked it.

(also, on a more serious note, jokingly thinking a fictonal, harnless, robot is god, I would hope would not be enough to get you into hell. "Ah, yes, Rapist, Serial Killer, Puppy Kicker, Satanist, oh, and YOU. YOU JOKED AROUND ONE TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS THAT A TOY WAS GOD. YOU SHALL BURN FOR ETERNITY.")

Bronzewolf wrote:

Nemesis Maximo wrote:

Bronzewolf wrote:And who created the original Autobot Pretenders in the Marvel G1 comics? Frickin' Brainstorm!!

From TFwiki

Brainstorm enlisted six volunteers to undergo the process, and with them created the Autobot Pretenders. (In "Pretender to the Throne!")

If Jesus was a Pretender (I'm going to Hell for this), and Brainstorm created Pretenders, does that mean Brainstorm is God? And Jesus?

...Brainstorm is literally a God. We've done it. We've cracked it.

(also, on a more serious note, jokingly thinking a fictonal, harnless, robot is god, I would hope would not be enough to get you into hell. "Ah, yes, Rapist, Serial Killer, Puppy Kicker, Satanist, oh, and YOU. YOU JOKED AROUND ONE TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS THAT A TOY WAS GOD. YOU SHALL BURN FOR ETERNITY.")

Bronzewolf don't listen to him what nemsis maximo isn't true remember we cannot trust him!

Starsaber468 wrote:

Bronzewolf wrote:

Nemesis Maximo wrote:

Bronzewolf wrote:And who created the original Autobot Pretenders in the Marvel G1 comics? Frickin' Brainstorm!!

From TFwiki

Brainstorm enlisted six volunteers to undergo the process, and with them created the Autobot Pretenders. (In "Pretender to the Throne!")

If Jesus was a Pretender (I'm going to Hell for this), and Brainstorm created Pretenders, does that mean Brainstorm is God? And Jesus?

...Brainstorm is literally a God. We've done it. We've cracked it.

(also, on a more serious note, jokingly thinking a fictonal, harnless, robot is god, I would hope would not be enough to get you into hell. "Ah, yes, Rapist, Serial Killer, Puppy Kicker, Satanist, oh, and YOU. YOU JOKED AROUND ONE TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS THAT A TOY WAS GOD. YOU SHALL BURN FOR ETERNITY.")

Bronzewolf don't listen to him what nemsis maximo isn't true remember we cannot trust him!

Nemesis Maximo is the most trustworthy person here