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Building Thread: Road trip!

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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!

Posted by Blastback Wed Aug 26, 2026 6:54 pm

Motto: "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedilly dee."
Weapon: Gatling Cannon
"Honestly I never keep track"
*Is behind the counter selling napalm to customers*
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!

Posted by Psycho Warrior Wed Aug 26, 2026 8:11 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
*A large machine vacuum presses PW back into form*

PW: "I hate doing that. I never feel like everything's right back where it should be. Last time my heart was external and my best bits were internal. Scared the hell of the doctor when he got out the stethoscope. Was almost worth it."

*watches the napalm sell out*

PW: Man, Bhuddists sure do love their napalm. I think they're going to be doing some serious celebrating soon.
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!

Posted by Blastback Sat Aug 29, 2026 11:55 pm

Motto: "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedilly dee."
Weapon: Gatling Cannon
"Hang on, I'll mix some more up. Gonna see if I can make it burn various colors"
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!

Posted by Psycho Warrior Sun Aug 30, 2026 8:59 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
*Randy comes into the store*

Randy: hey can I get a hot dog?

PW: Sure thing! Catch!

*PW loads and fires his hot dog gun, managing to get one in Randy's mouth. In seconds its burned through his face like water through cotton candy and leaves him two halves on the floor.*

PW: If you think these dogs are too hot, you should see the coffee.
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!

Posted by Rodimus Prime Mon Aug 31, 2026 5:02 am

Motto: "Individual freedom above all else."
*snores*

*snores*

*snaps awake*

Wha...?! Where am I? WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!!

*ducks flying hot dog*

Hey! What the hell, man?!

*fires his shotgun towards PW*
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!

Posted by Blastback Mon Aug 31, 2026 11:12 pm

Motto: "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedilly dee."
Weapon: Gatling Cannon
*Gives Randy a napalm hotdog and sits back to watch the show*
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!

Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Sep 01, 2026 9:44 am

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
*Randy's mouth bursts into flames, and he begins to run around the Psycho's Inconvenience Store knocking things over. He eventually grabs the fire extinguisher only for it to spray him with live snakes*

PW: Hey you use it you bought it!

*PW's head is taken off by a mysterious stray shotgun blast, forcing him to go back to the mold injector to get a new one. Sadly his new head looks more like Gary Busey*

PW: Suddenly I feel like riding a motorcycle without a helmet and guest staring in several christian films.
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