Building Thread: Road trip!
Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Blastback Wed Aug 26, 2026 6:54 pm
*Is behind the counter selling napalm to customers*
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Psycho Warrior Wed Aug 26, 2026 8:11 pm
PW: "I hate doing that. I never feel like everything's right back where it should be. Last time my heart was external and my best bits were internal. Scared the hell of the doctor when he got out the stethoscope. Was almost worth it."
*watches the napalm sell out*
PW: Man, Bhuddists sure do love their napalm. I think they're going to be doing some serious celebrating soon.

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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Blastback Sat Aug 29, 2026 11:55 pm
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Psycho Warrior Sun Aug 30, 2026 8:59 pm
Randy: hey can I get a hot dog?
PW: Sure thing! Catch!
*PW loads and fires his hot dog gun, managing to get one in Randy's mouth. In seconds its burned through his face like water through cotton candy and leaves him two halves on the floor.*
PW: If you think these dogs are too hot, you should see the coffee.

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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Rodimus Prime Mon Aug 31, 2026 5:02 am
*snores*
*snaps awake*
Wha...?! Where am I? WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!!
*ducks flying hot dog*
Hey! What the hell, man?!
*fires his shotgun towards PW*
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Blastback Mon Aug 31, 2026 11:12 pm
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Sep 01, 2026 9:44 am
PW: Hey you use it you bought it!
*PW's head is taken off by a mysterious stray shotgun blast, forcing him to go back to the mold injector to get a new one. Sadly his new head looks more like Gary Busey*
PW: Suddenly I feel like riding a motorcycle without a helmet and guest staring in several christian films.

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