The Energon Pub

News Credits: 3 · by **bodrock** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:43 pm

I could use some of dat, Cary! No joke.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:44 pm

Time to set you fools straight.

You probably think you know all about Australia from Crocodile Dundee.

He only glossed the surface.

DFWA? Yeah, that's serious advice. You think it's a joke? It's no joke when you're bitten by a hoop snake and the only counter to the poison is a secretion from the anus of a wombat.

So yes, fondling is quite necessary if you're bitten by a hoop snake.

And I suppose you jokers think you just rub said secretion onto the wound. Nope. Lick that finger boys! It needs to be ingested.

DFWA. Serious business if you value your life against a hoop snake.

News Credits: 191 · by **Kurona** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:46 pm

Honestly? Ain't surprised. If there is a God, Australia's where they shoved all the weird scary ****.
Which also explains why Burn was born there

News Credits: 3 · by **bodrock** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:46 pm

Straya is srs bizness, Burn! Some call it the Land of Nope....

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:51 pm

Let me go to the bar, take a few shots, and then I'll come back and read that again. May be the only way I really comprehend the fact I just read that...

Hoops snakes... damn

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:56 pm

Burn wrote:You probably think you know all about Australia from Crocodile Dundee.

Nope, from this chap!

Oh, wait... that game is set in my backyard... :-?

ummmmm.....

:shock:

BREWED IN CANADA! :shock:

I've been living a lie

News Credits: 3 · by **bodrock** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:23 pm

Bayou Billy!! I wonder if that's available by default with the NES Classic.

I'm still sad I never got to play that G1 Transformers video game on the Commodore 64 back in the day....

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:35 pm

Burn wrote:Time to set you fools straight.

You probably think you know all about Australia from Crocodile Dundee.

He only glossed the surface.

DFWA? Yeah, that's serious advice. You think it's a joke? It's no joke when you're bitten by a hoop snake and the only counter to the poison is a secretion from the anus of a wombat.

So yes, fondling is quite necessary if you're bitten by a hoop snake.

And I suppose you jokers think you just rub said secretion onto the wound. Nope. Lick that finger boys! It needs to be ingested.

DFWA. Serious business if you value your life against a hoop snake.

I love you Burn, but this is reason #1,347,894 to test nuclear weapons on Australia.

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:40 pm

Ironhidensh wrote:
Burn wrote:Time to set you fools straight.

You probably think you know all about Australia from Crocodile Dundee.

He only glossed the surface.

DFWA? Yeah, that's serious advice. You think it's a joke? It's no joke when you're bitten by a hoop snake and the only counter to the poison is a secretion from the anus of a wombat.

So yes, fondling is quite necessary if you're bitten by a hoop snake.

And I suppose you jokers think you just rub said secretion onto the wound. Nope. Lick that finger boys! It needs to be ingested.

DFWA. Serious business if you value your life against a hoop snake.

I love you Burn, but this is reason #1,347,894 to test nuclear weapons on Australia.

Only #1,347,894? I thought we were up to at least the #1,500,000's by now :-?

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:42 pm

bodrock wrote:Bayou Billy!! I wonder if that's available by default with the NES Classic.

I'm still sad I never got to play that G1 Transformers video game on the Commodore 64 back in the day....

Trust me when I tell you that you're not missing much.

But about 10 minutes of searching, downloading and installing and you could be playing that game on your chosen device of interneting.

I'd light the way, but there is some grey muck I choose not to track all over the collect-o-tron.

A youtube lets play is really just as good.

And thankfully that turd of a game that is Bayou Billy is not on the NES Classic.

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:01 pm

LOLOLOLOLOL! :lol:

Y'all so cray cray.
But surusly! Y'all listen to Uncle Burny. He be fa rullz!

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:03 pm

Cobotron wrote:LOLOLOLOLOL!

Y'all so cray cray.
But surusly! Y'all listen to Uncle Burny. He be fa rullz!

Sir, have you been drinking this evening... again?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:04 pm

Ironhidensh wrote:I love you Burn, but this is reason #1,347,894 to test nuclear weapons on Australia.

They did. Do you think Drop Bears evolved naturally?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:05 pm

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Sir, have you been drinking this evening... again?

According to an e-mail from 22 hours ago, he was then.

So I'm gonna go with still. :-P

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:06 pm

D-Maximus_Prime wrote:
Cobotron wrote:LOLOLOLOLOL!

Y'all so cray cray.
But surusly! Y'all listen to Uncle Burny. He be fa rullz!

Sir, have you been drinking this evening... again?

Why I never. [-(

News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:07 pm

Burn wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:I love you Burn, but this is reason #1,347,894 to test nuclear weapons on Australia.

They did. Do you think Drop Bears evolved naturally?

Burn going: "But wait! There's more!" wrote:
D-Maximus_Prime wrote:Sir, have you been drinking this evening... again?

According to an e-mail from 22 hours ago, he was then.

So I'm gonna go with still.

Cobotron wrote:Why I never.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure Papa bear :-D

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Mon Feb 20, 2017 11:44 pm

Speaking of drinking.... I did some the other night while spending a tax return. Not a great idea, but I have some interesting hauls coming.

News Credits: 3 · by **bodrock** » Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:42 am

Drunken hauls are some of the best hauls -- and I love getting goodies in the mail!

Oh, and DROP BEARS!!

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:00 am

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

News Credits: 3 · by **bodrock** » Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:11 pm

That bear could also be in the middle of an MGS-style Fulton System extraction!

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:07 pm

I missed snake in the box the last time I visited :lol:

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:25 pm

As the oppression of the post holiday drought lifts the shelves begin to fill anew!

Friday - Found the Master of Evil. Megatron himself.

I have had time to play with this guy, and I think he's great. Yeah, you bet he's Blitzwing, but the mold makes for a fine Megatron. Not as bothered by some of the negs he's recieved from others. A few spots where he could tab tighter, but in no way does it detract from the fun. The plastic is much better looking in-hand under real light. All modes are stable enough, and good wholesome maniacal fun.
And that head sculpt is teh diggity dang dippity DOPE!

Saturday - Rolled into Target to find all six (7ish) modes of Six Shot. And all in one box!

I've only made it through 4 modes, 'cause some times, when the work is all done, and it's time to play, old man gets tired.
So I've never had a Sixy of any generation, and you all know by now I'm pretty forgiving, but I don't see what all the fuss is about yet. Sure there are a few things that could be better, but I think he's really good (so far). Robot feet have that great split opposable toe and spur which aloud me to get some great robot action poses. First few modes are cool, especially car. Gotta get him into wolf mode quick. That's the one I've been looking forward to.
Special shout out to the Momz. Totally forgot I had a bit left on a Target gift card she gave me for Xmas. So, if he does sukk, he was only half price outa pocket.
THANKS MAMA!

And finally on this fine Monday morning, after a 6 week journey from The Land of the Rising Sun.
Takara Diaclone DA-03 Powered System Set B Type. Dianaught Battle Exo-Suit.

Not much to report yet except, he's soooooo tiny.
Looking forward to seeing if he can hang with Titan Masters.

EDIT: OH YEAH! also got Reprlabels for TR Soundwave and Hot Rod in the mail! :KREMZEEK: