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TFW2005 member Neo-Bombshell reports having been invited to a DOTM promotional event in Peru where 30 minutes of DOTM footage was shown. While he wasn't lucky enough to see the whole film like Capone from Ain't it Cool News his description of what was shown does reveal a few details that Capone's review did not. Obligatory spoiler warning. To view his original post click here.

• He reiterates the dark tone of the Chicago battle, human skulls litter the destruction
  
• Sam and Carly meet at a White House award ceremony where Sam is receiving a metal from President Obama
  
• Opimus Prime takes down one of the ships attacking Chicago, the Wreckers tear the pilot apart limb by limb
  
• funny scene where Malkovich's character has an employee's coffee mug destroyed because it doesn't match the carpet
  
• another funny scene where Sam's co-worker played by Ken Jeong pulls him into the bathroom to show him some sort of alien evidence that requires pulling his pants down, Malkovich walks in on the scene
  
• Sam uses his grappling gauntlet as a weapon to harpoon one of Starscream's eyes, then inserts a bomb into the other
  
• Sideswipe is seen using guns similar to his Sidearm Sideswipe figure
  
• 3-D scenes looked great
  
• Ark is seen leaving Cyberton in the midst of a Decepticon attack, the cockpit moves to the rear of ship to become a battle station where Autobots return fire

LOL because the coffee mug is red and the carpet is yellow he throws it in the bin hehe, and cool humans finally die!

NONE of the jokes have been funny in the other two films. Nearly every scene with a human in it is embarrassing, stupid, and down right idiotic. But funny...not in a Micheal Bay film. Connection, plot, story, characters? Not in a Micheal Bay Film. I find that there are any REAL jokes in DOTM a BIG stretch. I hope I am proven wrong. I've wanted that two other times and have been let down. Maybe third time will be a charm.

Regardless, I hope there's actually Transformers in this movie. I think there was maybe 50 minutes transformers footage from the fist TWO films combined. Not good since we're talking nearly 300 minutes between the first two films. Even still, cut out the asinine pissing, wrecking ball and mating jokes, and there's about 20 minutes of Transformers footage.

And, can we have our villains do something cool other than eating sand? Really? Devistator was a giant p$ssy. I can go on and on.

Not holding my breath, but even if this DOTM film is twice as good as the first two, it'll be a steaming pile of dung.

"Ark is seen leaving Cyberton in the midst of a Decepticon attack, the cockpit moves to the rear of ship to become a battle station where Autobots return fire"

- anyone else besides me think that sounds faintly like Omega Supreme?

If devastator was still around, it would be cool to see the ark turn into omega supreme and fight Devastator...

there's a pic going round the web of Omega Supreme. just like the first pic of devastator, nobody believes i'ts real, but then devy came along, and we all shat bricks! now lets hope that this one pic, just like devastators one pic, is the real deal
Now, I'm sure alot of you have already seen this, but I'm just saying, Devastator was the same. thought to be fake, one leaked image....
I just wish Unicron was in on all this.

DISCLAIMER: THIS POST IS POLITICAL!!!

Obama will RUIN this movie with his appearance! Though I will watch the movie to see if i like it anyway... I will just have to get over seeing him...

grimlockdimus prime wrote:DISCLAIMER: THIS POST IS POLITICAL!!!

Obama will RUIN this movie with his appearance! Though I will watch the movie to see if i like it anyway... I will just have to get over seeing him...

No, Micheal Bay will ruin this movie. He hasn't made a decent film yet. But I'm hoping he proves me wrong on this movie. It would be nice to have ONE Transformers movie that's cool.

And it could be worse. It could be George W. Bush in the film. He's the worst thing that's ever happened to our country. What a moron.

So I guess Sam kills Starscream... That's ridiculous. I really hope the Decepticons aren't just cannon fodder for Prime, Bumblebee, and the humans like they were in ROTF. It really screwed up the suspense factor. Instead of worrying whether or not the good guys would win, I was constantly worried that my favorite Decepticons would get murdered. I wonder what will happen to Megatron? Maybe the twins will kill him.

ae_productions wrote:NONE of the jokes have been funny in the other two films. Nearly every scene with a human in it is embarrassing, stupid, and down right idiotic. But funny...not in a Micheal Bay film. Connection, plot, story, characters? Not in a Micheal Bay Film. I find that there are any REAL jokes in DOTM a BIG stretch. I hope I am proven wrong. I've wanted that two other times and have been let down. Maybe third time will be a charm.

Regardless, I hope there's actually Transformers in this movie. I think there was maybe 50 minutes transformers footage from the fist TWO films combined. Not good since we're talking nearly 300 minutes between the first two films. Even still, cut out the asinine pissing, wrecking ball and mating jokes, and there's about 20 minutes of Transformers footage.

And, can we have our villains do something cool other than eating sand? Really? Devistator was a giant p$ssy. I can go on and on.

Not holding my breath, but even if this DOTM film is twice as good as the first two, it'll be a steaming pile of dung.

I'm trying my best not to curse you out, and threaten you. I'm trying but it's killing me.

SlyTF1 wrote:

ae_productions wrote:NONE of the jokes have been funny in the other two films. Nearly every scene with a human in it is embarrassing, stupid, and down right idiotic. But funny...not in a Micheal Bay film. Connection, plot, story, characters? Not in a Micheal Bay Film. I find that there are any REAL jokes in DOTM a BIG stretch. I hope I am proven wrong. I've wanted that two other times and have been let down. Maybe third time will be a charm.

Regardless, I hope there's actually Transformers in this movie. I think there was maybe 50 minutes transformers footage from the fist TWO films combined. Not good since we're talking nearly 300 minutes between the first two films. Even still, cut out the asinine pissing, wrecking ball and mating jokes, and there's about 20 minutes of Transformers footage.

And, can we have our villains do something cool other than eating sand? Really? Devistator was a giant p$ssy. I can go on and on.

Not holding my breath, but even if this DOTM film is twice as good as the first two, it'll be a steaming pile of dung.

I'm trying my best not to curse you out, and threaten you. I'm trying but it's killing me.

^this

SaTaN CoNvOy wrote:

SlyTF1 wrote:

ae_productions wrote:NONE of the jokes have been funny in the other two films. Nearly every scene with a human in it is embarrassing, stupid, and down right idiotic. But funny...not in a Micheal Bay film. Connection, plot, story, characters? Not in a Micheal Bay Film. I find that there are any REAL jokes in DOTM a BIG stretch. I hope I am proven wrong. I've wanted that two other times and have been let down. Maybe third time will be a charm.

Regardless, I hope there's actually Transformers in this movie. I think there was maybe 50 minutes transformers footage from the fist TWO films combined. Not good since we're talking nearly 300 minutes between the first two films. Even still, cut out the asinine pissing, wrecking ball and mating jokes, and there's about 20 minutes of Transformers footage.

And, can we have our villains do something cool other than eating sand? Really? Devistator was a giant p$ssy. I can go on and on.

Not holding my breath, but even if this DOTM film is twice as good as the first two, it'll be a steaming pile of dung.

I'm trying my best not to curse you out, and threaten you. I'm trying but it's killing me.

^this

But now, I'm thinking it's probably worth getting banned over and put in prison for the rest of my life...I just...I don't know. I'll think about what to do while I play video games.

Lucky. Too bad im scimming over the details to avoid any spoilers possible XD
Wasnt easy.

SlyTF1 wrote:

SaTaN CoNvOy wrote:

SlyTF1 wrote:

ae_productions wrote:NONE of the jokes have been funny in the other two films. Nearly every scene with a human in it is embarrassing, stupid, and down right idiotic. But funny...not in a Micheal Bay film. Connection, plot, story, characters? Not in a Micheal Bay Film. I find that there are any REAL jokes in DOTM a BIG stretch. I hope I am proven wrong. I've wanted that two other times and have been let down. Maybe third time will be a charm.

Regardless, I hope there's actually Transformers in this movie. I think there was maybe 50 minutes transformers footage from the fist TWO films combined. Not good since we're talking nearly 300 minutes between the first two films. Even still, cut out the asinine pissing, wrecking ball and mating jokes, and there's about 20 minutes of Transformers footage.

And, can we have our villains do something cool other than eating sand? Really? Devistator was a giant p$ssy. I can go on and on.

Not holding my breath, but even if this DOTM film is twice as good as the first two, it'll be a steaming pile of dung.

I'm trying my best not to curse you out, and threaten you. I'm trying but it's killing me.

^this

But now, I'm thinking it's probably worth getting banned over and put in prison for the rest of my life...I just...I don't know. I'll think about what to do while I play video games.

Don't think too long on this one. I can't keep the torches lit forever, the mob is getting unruly and these pitch-forks don't come cheap.

T-Macksimus wrote:

SlyTF1 wrote:

SaTaN CoNvOy wrote:

SlyTF1 wrote:

ae_productions wrote:NONE of the jokes have been funny in the other two films. Nearly every scene with a human in it is embarrassing, stupid, and down right idiotic. But funny...not in a Micheal Bay film. Connection, plot, story, characters? Not in a Micheal Bay Film. I find that there are any REAL jokes in DOTM a BIG stretch. I hope I am proven wrong. I've wanted that two other times and have been let down. Maybe third time will be a charm.

Regardless, I hope there's actually Transformers in this movie. I think there was maybe 50 minutes transformers footage from the fist TWO films combined. Not good since we're talking nearly 300 minutes between the first two films. Even still, cut out the asinine pissing, wrecking ball and mating jokes, and there's about 20 minutes of Transformers footage.

And, can we have our villains do something cool other than eating sand? Really? Devistator was a giant p$ssy. I can go on and on.

Not holding my breath, but even if this DOTM film is twice as good as the first two, it'll be a steaming pile of dung.

I'm trying my best not to curse you out, and threaten you. I'm trying but it's killing me.

^this

But now, I'm thinking it's probably worth getting banned over and put in prison for the rest of my life...I just...I don't know. I'll think about what to do while I play video games.

Don't think too long on this one. I can't keep the torches lit forever, the mob is getting unruly and these pitch-forks don't come cheap.

Do pitch forks even work on trolls?





on topic

So Obama is in it, big deal its not gonna effect how I light my smoke in the morning. And so there's gonna be some cheesy jokes here and there, again, big deal. Has anyone not cringed at some of the jokes in the 'ol G1 show?

Sam taking on Screamer is absurd! Im tired of Micheal Bay's dumb jokes too. (& his crappy looking robots)


Mr. Bay promises this will be his last stab at the Transformers franchise, well thank you Micheal! The popularity of this brand will live on and I cant wait for the redux

BATTOUSAI XD wrote:So I guess Sam kills Starscream... That's ridiculous.

If Starscream dies in this movie I'm probably going to end myself.

My review.

1: He reiterates the dark tone of the Chicago battle, human skulls litter the destruction: SCARY.

2: Sam and Carly meet at a White House award ceremony where Sam is receiving a metal from President Obama: The autobots should have recived the Medal.

•Optimus Prime takes down one of the ships attacking Chicago, the Wreckers tear the pilot apart limb by limb: Shocking and Evil.

•funny scene where Malkovich's character has an employee's coffee mug destroyed because it doesn't match the carpet: Funny.

•another funny scene where Sam's co-worker played by Ken Jeong pulls him into the bathroom to show him some sort of alien evidence that requires pulling his pants down, Malkovich walks in on the scene.: Stupid.

•Sam uses his grappling gauntlet as a weapon to harpoon one of Starscream's eyes, then inserts a bomb into the other: Smart.

•Sideswipe is seen using guns similar to his Sidearm Sideswipe figure:Cool

•Ark is seen leaving Cyberton in the midst of a Decepticon attack, the cockpit moves to the rear of ship to become a battle station where Autobots return fire: WHAT!!!!

Wow, some people really hate the movies.

I hope Sideswipe actually has lines in this one.

these movies are awesome, Transformers fans are the whiniest bunch of fools ever, they complain about the smallest things like Shockwaves gun arm being on his right arm instead of his left, WHO CARES!

sentinelprime1234 wrote:these movies are awesome, Transformers fans are the whiniest bunch of fools ever, they complain about the smallest things like Shockwaves gun arm being on his right arm instead of his left, WHO CARES!

Srsly. Could you imagine what the movies woulda been like if a die hard TF fan made them? We should just be greatful that after 20 something + years that we got a live action TF film that doesn't entirely suck. I mean Bay did do it right with killing off Op and bringing him back all in the same film, and the fact we weren't stuck some sappy rodimus prime as his replacement.

SaTaN CoNvOy wrote:

T-Macksimus wrote:

SlyTF1 wrote:

SaTaN CoNvOy wrote:

SlyTF1 wrote:

ae_productions wrote:NONE of the jokes have been funny in the other two films. Nearly every scene with a human in it is embarrassing, stupid, and down right idiotic. But funny...not in a Micheal Bay film. Connection, plot, story, characters? Not in a Micheal Bay Film. I find that there are any REAL jokes in DOTM a BIG stretch. I hope I am proven wrong. I've wanted that two other times and have been let down. Maybe third time will be a charm.

Regardless, I hope there's actually Transformers in this movie. I think there was maybe 50 minutes transformers footage from the fist TWO films combined. Not good since we're talking nearly 300 minutes between the first two films. Even still, cut out the asinine pissing, wrecking ball and mating jokes, and there's about 20 minutes of Transformers footage.

And, can we have our villains do something cool other than eating sand? Really? Devistator was a giant p$ssy. I can go on and on.

Not holding my breath, but even if this DOTM film is twice as good as the first two, it'll be a steaming pile of dung.

I'm trying my best not to curse you out, and threaten you. I'm trying but it's killing me.

^this

But now, I'm thinking it's probably worth getting banned over and put in prison for the rest of my life...I just...I don't know. I'll think about what to do while I play video games.

Don't think too long on this one. I can't keep the torches lit forever, the mob is getting unruly and these pitch-forks don't come cheap.

Do pitch forks even work on trolls?





on topic

So Obama is in it, big deal its not gonna effect how I light my smoke in the morning. And so there's gonna be some cheesy jokes here and there, again, big deal. Has anyone not cringed at some of the jokes in the 'ol G1 show?

I'm glad Obama is in the movie. Honestly, how many presidents are actually in movies?

SlyTF1 wrote:

SaTaN CoNvOy wrote:

T-Macksimus wrote:

SlyTF1 wrote:

SaTaN CoNvOy wrote:

SlyTF1 wrote:

ae_productions wrote:NONE of the jokes have been funny in the other two films. Nearly every scene with a human in it is embarrassing, stupid, and down right idiotic. But funny...not in a Micheal Bay film. Connection, plot, story, characters? Not in a Micheal Bay Film. I find that there are any REAL jokes in DOTM a BIG stretch. I hope I am proven wrong. I've wanted that two other times and have been let down. Maybe third time will be a charm.

Regardless, I hope there's actually Transformers in this movie. I think there was maybe 50 minutes transformers footage from the fist TWO films combined. Not good since we're talking nearly 300 minutes between the first two films. Even still, cut out the asinine pissing, wrecking ball and mating jokes, and there's about 20 minutes of Transformers footage.

And, can we have our villains do something cool other than eating sand? Really? Devistator was a giant p$ssy. I can go on and on.

Not holding my breath, but even if this DOTM film is twice as good as the first two, it'll be a steaming pile of dung.

I'm trying my best not to curse you out, and threaten you. I'm trying but it's killing me.

^this

But now, I'm thinking it's probably worth getting banned over and put in prison for the rest of my life...I just...I don't know. I'll think about what to do while I play video games.

Don't think too long on this one. I can't keep the torches lit forever, the mob is getting unruly and these pitch-forks don't come cheap.

Do pitch forks even work on trolls?





on topic

So Obama is in it, big deal its not gonna effect how I light my smoke in the morning. And so there's gonna be some cheesy jokes here and there, again, big deal. Has anyone not cringed at some of the jokes in the 'ol G1 show?

I'm glad Obama is in the movie. Honestly, how many presidents are actually in movies?

I'm sure it's just an actor portraying Obama.

ae_productions wrote:

grimlockdimus prime wrote:DISCLAIMER: THIS POST IS POLITICAL!!!

Obama will RUIN this movie with his appearance! Though I will watch the movie to see if i like it anyway... I will just have to get over seeing him...

No, Micheal Bay will ruin this movie. He hasn't made a decent film yet. But I'm hoping he proves me wrong on this movie. It would be nice to have ONE Transformers movie that's cool.

And it could be worse. It could be George W. Bush in the film. He's the worst thing that's ever happened to our country. What a moron.

i agree that bush wasnt the best president, but i dislike obama a lot more. That is as far as i will take this discussion for the others' sake.